Monday, December 31, 2012

Kamen Rider Kabuto Hyper Battle DVD Mini-Review

Anonymous Yoshi: New Year's Plans, Sell the Yoshiette for Scrap Metal, Finish Gokaiger, Get a real Girlfriend.

Yoshiette: Open up the closet, I know you're talking about me!!!!!

AY: OH GOD!!!! THE LAST BLOG OF THE YEAR'S TODAY!!!!!! CRAP!!!!!!


No time for a clever introduction here we go, no filler.


Monday, December 24, 2012

Kamen Rider Kabuto: God Speed Love Movie Review

Twas the night before Christmas, what are you doing? Last minute shopping? Looking for Santa? Reading this review? i really hope you're doing the 3rd thing because today we're going to be reviewing...


KAMEN RIDER KABUTO: GOD SPEED LOVE

We all know Kabuto is one of the best toku series ever, but what do I think of it's movie? Find out today on...



Yoshiette: Ummmm.... Yoshi, this is not a TV Show.

Anonymous Yoshi: What is it then?

YE: A DOD DERNED BLOG!!!!!

AY: Sorry, Sorry.



Friday, December 21, 2012

Saturday, December 8, 2012

The VGAs Sucked, but did they really suck that bad?

Ah yes the VGAs, The biggest night for how Spike TV sees You, as in you as a gamer. Yes the show sucked (more on that later), but was it really that bad? Think about it for a while, was it any worse than the past installments?


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

So The Other Day I Had ANOTHER STRANGE Dream

It's time for another strange dream I had. This is from last night but I don't remember it as well as I Should. Don't expect another full sized blog until saturday (AT LEAST). Now that I've gotten that thing off my chest, Let's get to it, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!!


Sunday, November 25, 2012

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Disney buying Lucasfilm, The Good and The Bad

You know what the hardest part of doing these editorial pieces, Trying to get good sources while having good, valid opinions. Without that I just sound like some random guy on YouTube. That's why most of my editorial pieces didn't turn out so good. With that said I'm a HUGE fan of Star Wars, when I say that, I mean the old Star Wars Trilogy, Not the prequels. Yep It's time to talk about Disney buying Lucasfilm. Here we go, no turning back.


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Why I haven't played much of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The biggest Zelda game to date. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The last truly great Wii Title before the Wii U comes out. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, ScrewAttack's 2011 Game of the Year. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The only 3D Zelda game that I failed to get into. Yeah... Here it GOES!!!!!!


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

AVGN Movie: Trailer First Thoughts

Somewhere, where ever they keep really long and drawn out secrets from others, You'll find a few tablets on 1001 reasons to hate certain fanbases. The first one is that you're not allowed to like any Internet personallity, TV Show, Movie, Artist, Song, Video Game, whatever without adding a counter claim to it. Do you can't like the Angry Video Game Nerd without taking a look at the Cheetahmen II Scam. Do you like Irate Gamer, Well you better bring up all the times he copied AVGN. Man the Nostalgia Critic sure is awesome, but you better mention that Let's Play of Bart's Nightmare. if you don't bring up a bad aspect for every good aspect for ANYTHING, You'll be called a FANBOY!!!!!!!That being said, some people may refer to me as an AVGN fanboy because, well, I didn't like any of the videos made by TheArchfiend on him,  I pretty much supported the idea of an AVGN Movie. But I didn't like the whole Cheetahmen II Thing, and the AVGN Movie Trailer did not live up to Expectations. Why? Find out today...


Monday, November 19, 2012

Is MarzGurl really as bad as she thinks?

Well, here it is. Blog Week. 5 posts, 5 days, 5 topics. this topic is: MarzGurl Criticizing herself, and my thoughts on it. Before we begin, let's provide a little introduction...



Sunday, November 18, 2012

Announcement: Blog week is this week

Starting 11/19/2012, I will posting a blog every day from that day until Friday. This will be known as Blog week. let me provide you with an introduction:

Friday, November 16, 2012

Happy Birthday Yoshi!!! Congratulations for 50 blogs, and Here's to Many More.

Well, We've made it, The big milestone that's going to send me from Z-grade internet nobody to Higher grade internet nobody. Let's get some things out of the way. No I was not giving a peace treaty to North Korea, I wasn't trading top secret plans, I'm not Kim Jong-un, and the real Ice Breaker...


I WAS NOT AT NORTH KOREA THESE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS!!!!


I just wanted to have an excuse for not blogging these past couple of weeks (not that I need one). Yes I was out of town Veterans Day Weekend, but not at North Korea. So let's unveil the topic of this blog, Lights, check. Music,




Saturday, November 3, 2012

Wreck-It Ralph review

If you told someone 20, 10, or even 5 years ago that there was going to be an official crossover with 8 and 16 bit era game characters from games like Q-Bert, Mario, Sonic, Frogger, Pac-Man, and even Street Fighter II, They probably would have looked at you like "What the HELL are you talking about?" Yep, this movie is gonna wreck it. Is the movie Wreck-It Ralph the movie Generation NES Die-Hards have been waiting 30 years to see?


Sunday, October 28, 2012

GARO Review


THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE GARO IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.


LAST TIME...



Sunday, October 21, 2012

Kamen Rider Wizard Review Redux

THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE KAMEN RIDER  IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.


LAST TIME...



Saturday, October 20, 2012

Gokaiger VS Gavan Movie Review


THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE GOKAIGER IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.


LAST TIME...



Saturday, October 13, 2012

Ultraman Mebius and the Ultraman Brothers movie review

THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE ULTRAMAN IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.


LAST TIME...



Sunday, October 7, 2012

Top 5 Toku More People Should Sub.

Ah yes, Toku month is Back with a top 5 list. For all of our Sentai Series, Kamen Rider Series, and Garo Series, there's the toku most people seem to overlook, Like Ultraman and Metal Heroes. Here's a top 5 of Toku more people should sub.


Before we begin, this list is all opinion based, nothing official, and don't throw a fit if your favorite isn't on the list, in fact, i'm curious to see your top 5 toku that hasn't been subbed much lately/hasn't been completed by subbing companies (Legally or... Yeah, let's just get to the list). No links to protect my ass from getting sued.

I do not in any way endorse piracy, but the problem is that Toei is to afraid to market Tokusatsu Outside o Japan, so until they get their heads out of their asses, and get people to watch toku here, we have to do this or wait. :(

Saturday, October 6, 2012

A basic history of tokusatsu


You know here this reference is from, it's from the 1984 Super Sentai Series Chodenshi Bioman. Super Sentai is the tokusatsu franchise that inspired Power Rangers. What is tokusatsu? Find out in the first blog of Toku month on.... Well... Here.



Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Kamen Rider Wizard Review

Time for my first thoughts on the latest installment to everyone's favorite motorcycle riding Grasshopper man  franchise, Kamen Rider. This installment is known as Kamen Rider Wizard. is this better than Fourze or is it  just another failed attempt at making Kamen Rider.



Saturday, September 15, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Conclusion

You know what the hardest part of of these blogs are? Time. Look, Unlike most bloggers who think of their ideas ahead of time, I do it as the blog goes on, which leads to inconsistencies, misspellings, and not using ideas I planned to use. Unlike most of my fellow reviewers who take notes as the movie goes along, I keep those notes in my head until they're used, Which makes me miss Critical stuff and coming up with stuff that's incorrect, Hence the reason my Hunger Games review was weak. I need to find time to make my blogs and do everything I wanted to do for that particular day. Let's face it. I'm Not Professional, I'm the definition of a Z-Grade Internet Nobody. I know my work can improve, I just don't know how. This is the reason my previous blog didn't have this part. With that said, Let's get to what you want to Hear.

Read Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 first.


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 7

Yep, We're almost there, just bear with me for a few more days and I promise something different from that moment on. Also I might do another explanation blog to explain the future of this blog (again). With that said (and apologies for not making this intro as clever as the previous ones), LET'S GET TO IT MAN, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!


As always, read my previous 6 blogs first.


Saturday, September 8, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 6

HELLO AND WELCOME TO FAN FIC SATURDAY!!!!! TODAY'S EPISODE...

WAH WAH OH WAH WAH.



What the hell am I doing?



WAH WAH.



I was going to read this TGWTG FANFIC Known As To Boldly Flee.



WAH WAH WAH WAH.



DOD DERN IT, IT'S NOT A FANFIC!!!!


Blah Blah, subjective opinion, YMMV, Blah Blah read Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 First.



Wednesday, September 5, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 5

Now that we got to the half way point, a quick word from our sponsors. 



Apparently no body wants to sponsor. @$!#!!!!! Well we can start with a recap of the previous 4 episodes...

It all started with... Ah screw it. Read my previous 4 blogs for that stuff.


Sunday, September 2, 2012

Thursday, August 30, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 3

Before we begin, Let's talk about the post I submitted to TGWTG Secrets on Tumblr. It's pretty much an exact word from word carbon copy of my Jesuotaku Free Car Rant, and some actually reblogged that post with interesting things to say. One said that JO missed the call for Suburban Knights, but refer to this line:


"Maybe it was from Last year, She did say she didn't check her mail that often. "Yeah only once a year or less." But still, What the HELL!!!!!"

Another couple said thought it was funny but humor is Subjective and I don't want to treat some opinion like fact. One of those 2 or 3 said that the reviewers intelligence levels are messed with. I suppose that's valid, Doug doesn't know all the reviewers that well, but they must of all watched the anniversaries. With that said, let's get to the review.

Be sure to READ PARTS 1 AND 2 FIRST!!!!


Monday, August 27, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 2

TENSHIN DAAAAA!!!!!!


WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!


KIRYOKU DAAAA!!!!

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!


Yep, I decided to start this one off with something random. Damn, I'm addicted to Dairanger. OK onto the Review.

Before we begin, Please read Part 1 first.


Friday, August 24, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Introduction and Part 1

Before we begin, I suppose we need an intro and an explanation, Yes I'm well aware that the miniseries is not finished, but it won't be until September 13. I figured I'm not going to keep you waiting that long so, I'm going to do a play by play analysis of the movie while commentating on it, This does get a little cynical and has spoilers. Think of this like a Nostalgia Critic episode, Complete with Jokes, Spoilers, and other random goodies. For those who want to know what the hell I'm talking about, NC has his own Wikipedia Page, and I'll explain things as we go. But read at your own risk.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Toku Spreadsheet

I know what you're thinking:

DOD DERN IT, NOT ANOTHER BLOG THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU PROMISED!!!!!!!!

This blog is just to show something I've been working on all August. I promise NEXT BLOG IS THE TO BOLDLY FLEE REVIEW. IF IT ISN'T IT WILL AT LEAST BE LIVE BETWEEN AUG. 30 AND SEPT. 4.





First column is if I completed the series (Y means Yes, N means No). Second is the name of the tokusatsu I have, plan to, or finished watching. Third is the current episode I'm on that particular series (HW means I've haven't watched it yet). Finally Fourth is the current status for that series.

If you have any criticisms for this spreadsheet, Please comment down below, or Contact me via Twitter (@anonymousyoshi (which odds are I probably have the highest possibility of responding to) or @Kinniku_Yoshi (Name subject to change)). You could use my facebook page or email me but I probably won't respond immediately.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Regarding the slow days.

Yep, it's time to do THAT blog, the blog I've been building up to more than my Jetman review (Which was supposed to be my biggest and best blog yet), The blog which explains the future of this blog and what I plan to do with it. Without further ado, let's go.


Monday, August 6, 2012

Chojin Sentai Jetman review

HELP!!!! A GIANT RAMEN NOODLE MONSTER CAME TO EARTH BY AN UNKNOWN ALIEN ORGANIZATION IN REAL LIFE!!!! WHAT DO I DO?

RUN THE HELL AWAY!!!!!

WHAT WOULD THE JETMEN DO?

LOCK, LOAD, AND BEAT THE EVER-LOVING CRAP OUT OF THAT BASTARD!!!!!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Beetleborgs Metallix: The Movie Review

Here's the surprise review I promised you. Let me pitch it to ya, We just got the rights to a Japanese children's show known as Juukou B-Fighter. It's probably the first Metal Hero series you've watched, It has Monsters, Aliens, Robots, Explosions, Drama, a Mature Tone. but What's the story?



Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Random Rubbish Roundup #2: Paramount mountains from the sky, Sneaking into a Brony's House, Obsession over caffeinated sodas

OK, for this blog today, I'm going to take you back to 3 dreams I had in the past. So this will be different than my other blogs (again). Some of these I don't remember that well, so sue me if I lack significant details.



Sunday, July 8, 2012

Halo: Sellout Evolved

Oh god...

Do I really have to talk about Halo?  A little more than a decade ago, Halo was the biggest talk about games, probably the biggest gaming phenomenon since Pokemon. Doesn't that seem like forever ago, instead of just 11 years ago? Now Halo represents everything I hate about modern gaming, The commercialization of games, and society in general.



Thursday, July 5, 2012

So the other day I had this STRANGE dream.

While I try to find motivation to do another full sized blog, Let's go into the LSD trip that is my brain. Before we get into the (Rather short) main meat of the blog, I want to clear a few things up,



Saturday, June 23, 2012

E3, just as boring and underwhelming as you heard.

So there I go again, long silence, Broken promises, busy life, huge changes, people think I need to talk normal and get better sources, time for an explanation, yet again. A few changes will happen in the next few months which I will get to in August. This was supposed to be a weekly thing (which it was, mind you), but that might change later. Onto the next business item of today, why do I talk like a cross between a gangsta, a person who spends to much time texting, and a person who has grammar problems? Well some people want me to talk normal, No offence to those people since those people are entitled to their own opinions. But here's the problem, I don't want to sound THAT professional, even then most bloggers who actually have more than 75 fans on twitter or elsewhere actually have mostly proper grammar. I'm going to have at least 95% proper grammar and spelling (save for the occasional typo) and is going to use it only for  certain jokes and other stuff to keep my blog at most PG-13.


ALL STUFF (EXCEPT FOR THE PG-13 PART) SAID IN THE LAST SENTENCE ONLY APPLIES TO REGULAR BLOGS, AND SERIOUS BLOGS WILL HAVE PROPER SPELLING 99.9% OF ALL THE BLOG, AND NO JOKES.


And finally, my sources, all I can say is, I'm working on it. I just hate reading articles on the subject they take up time which i could use for my blog. 



Saturday, June 2, 2012

Wii U and Me

HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT!?!?


IT'S VIDEO GAME MONTH!!!!!!



All 5 topics I'm covering this month are VIDEO GAME RELATED!!!! In the tradition of E3 in a few days. We're covering everything from caustic critic gamers, to Italian Plumbers, to blue hedgehogs, to meatheads in power ranger costumes from EVERY SINGLE DOD DERNED FPS GAME OF THIS ERA!!! This week we're covering...


Saturday, May 26, 2012

Toonami, Again

WARNING: THIS BLOG'S SHORTER THAN USUAL!!!!

#ToonamiIsBackB*tches.Yep you heard me right, Toonami IS coming back. What's it like, What are my thoughts on it, and How can we improve it? FIND OUT TODAY!!!!



Saturday, May 12, 2012

End of the Space Shuttle Program RANT

"ON NOVEMBER 1st OF THIS YEAR, WE SAW SOMETHING THAT WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN. MOST PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE IT, OTHERS DIDN'T CARE. ON THAT DAY, THE LAST NASA SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH TOOK PLACE"


- Bob "Moviebob" Chipman


Saturday, May 5, 2012

The Avengers review

As Apollo Z. Hack Always Said: Let me pitch it to ya. The Avengers is one of the most anticipated films of the year. This was going to be a huge success or failure for Marvel, The Avengers comics, Stan Lee, and whoever and whatever else was involved in making this film a possibility. does this live up to the hype or is this a disgrace to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.


Monday, April 23, 2012

Random Rubbish Roundup #1: Ray William Johnson turning into Phillip Defranco, #BringBackToonami Update, New Mountain Dew Flavor

Today I'm goin' to try something different. This isn't really my usual blog style, just wanted to try something new to see how people would react, and see if they want more. Today on R.Cubed We update 3 subjects I touched on not worth of full blogs. So Let's do it:

Saturday, April 21, 2012

AVGN Movie: My thoughts

So yeah..... a couple of weeks ago I said this:

"Next week, either Toonami or my thoughts on the upcoming AVGN Movie."

Now is the time to explain my thoughts on the Upcoming AVGN Movie.


Friday, April 13, 2012

Build a better cartoon show, again: #BRINGBACKTOONAMI

Out of all the April fools jokes pulled in the past 10, 5, or even the past couple of years, one of the most CRUEL is Toonami's supposed return. I'll admit i was there for a good chunk of it. However this not my thoughts on Toonami's supposed return (more on that later), The first part's gonna be some backstory, so without further ado, here we go:


Saturday, April 7, 2012

Legend of Korra Review

Yeah... I'll admit that my Hunger Games review was pretty weak, but this should be better. Anyway here's da story:

After such a great first series, there was not much need for Avatar: The Last Airbender Part 2, but FANS WANTED MORE! MORE!! MOAR!!!!!!!!!! How does Legend of Korra compare to Last Airbender (NO NOT THE MOVIE), Find out today.


Sunday, April 1, 2012

Hunger Games Review

No time for introduction, only late night review while watching Toonami (for most of the review).


Friday, March 16, 2012

Michael Pachter is a corporate liar

Just a few days ago I watched a video that was BIASED, INVALID, AND JUST PLAIN TERRIBLE!!!! I know what yer thinking, don't we see those every day? Yeah but this came from someone I respected for his corporate knowledge of video games. Person is Michael Pachter, who I will now refer to him as Michael "Biased Money-grubbing Sellout Liar Butt-kissing Yes-man to GameTrailers" Pachter.


Saturday, March 10, 2012

NO DEWMOCARACY THIS YEAR?! WHY?!

Back in 2010, I've been seeing ads relating to Dewmocracy II. I really didn't care back then because I wasn't a fan of the drink Mountain Dew. It wasn't until November of last year that I tried Mountain Dew for the first time. From that moment I Was HOOKED!!!! I was legitimately excited for this year's possible Dewmocracy. Little did I know that on February of 2012 that They confirmed on their official Facebook page that it won't happen. :(





Saturday, March 3, 2012

Transformers movies, Less than meets the eye

Transformers, one of the few boys brand that survived past it's prime. It never reached the same amount of obsessive popularity that Power Rangers or Pokemon did, but very few toy franchises lasted since the 80s and still to this day is consistently popular among the 6-14 year old market. Not even the Ninja Turtles were like that (thank you Next Mutation *sarcasm*). Some say the franchise jumped the shark during Beast Wars just because they turned into animals. To that I say...

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Why Sailor Moon hasn't reached American shores yet

Almost 3 YEARS AGO, Funimation released a survey to help what anime they license next and they are as followed:


  • Casshern Sins
  • Valkyria Chronicles
  • Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
  • Hetalia Axis Powers
  • Kaiba (NO NOT THE YUGIOH CHARACTER)
  • Rideback
  • Tales of the Abyss
  • Yozakura Quartet
  • Black Butler
  • Garei Zero
  • Chrome Shelled Regios
  • REDUB OF THE ENTIRE SAILOR MOON SERIES (MOST IMPORTANT)
  • Detroit Metal City
  • All of Initial D with a redub of previous releases
  • Rosario + Vampire
  • Toradora


Join me as I discuss Sailor Moon, it's possible redub, and why they haven't mixed together yet....

Saturday, February 18, 2012

??? Review

In a previous blog.....

A short time ago in a theater not too far away....

NO, NO, AFTER THAT.....

There is no blog after that....

CURLY **** **** **** CHICKEN LICKER!!!!!!

GO THE DA END OF MY LAST BLOG!!!!!




That's better.

So here's my review of ....

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace review

Warning: the following review may contain spoilers.

A short time ago in a theater not to far away....


I SAW STAR WARS EPISODE I IN 3D!!!!


So what did i think of it? Find out today.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Bronies

In late 2010/early 2011, a new fandom was started among college-aged and 20 something males. That fandom is...




MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC