Saturday, September 1, 2012

Gosei Sentai Dairanger: The Movie Mini Review

This is going to go by quick so I drank 2 cans of Mountain Dew today. Here we GOOOOOOO!!!!!!


HOLY CRAP THIS MOVIE IS KICKASS!!!!! Ok not really but you get the idea. THE MOVIE STARTS WITH 3 KIDS MEETING A PED... I MEAN CLOWN WHO TURNS KIDS INTO PLAYING CARDS AND FORCES THEM TO PLAY FUNNY GAMES!!!!! 3 OF THE DAIRANGERS FIND WHERE THE KIDS ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE, IT IS REVIELD THAT THE CLOWN IS CARD HAND MONSTER FROM GORMA (THE MAIN VILLAINS OF THE SERIES) NAMED DUKE TRUMP!!!! THEY ARE THEN TAKEN TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND THE 3 DAIRANGERS WHICH FOUGHT GOT PUT INTO TOP HAT!!!! THE 2 OTHER DAIRANGERS SEE THE KIDS DOING WEIRD THINGS IN CARD COSTUMES!!!!! THEY ARE THEN TURNED INTO REAL PLAYING CARDS!!!! THE 3 DAIRANGERS WHICH ARE TRAPPED TRY TO GET OUT WHEN TRANSPORTATION TRIES TO KILL THEM!!!! THEY SUCCESSFULLY GET OUT BUT THEY'RE FALLING FROM MULTIPLE STORIES HIGH!!!! DUKE TRUMP GETS ALL THE CARDS AND TRIES TO BURN THEM WHEN RYURANGER AND HOUOURANGER COME TO THEIR RESCUE!!!! TRUMP FALLS AND DROPS HIS CARDS!!!!! TENMA SHISHI AND KIRINRANGERS COME TO THE OTHERS RESCUE AND HENSHIN!!!! DUKE TRUMP SENDS DOWN 4 MONSTERS TO FIGHT THEM (THEY ARE BARON STRING, PURSE MONK, KEY JESTER, AND LIPSTICK SONGSTRESS)!!!! THE INDIVIDUAL DAIRANGERS FIGHT THE INDIVIDUAL MONSTERS USING VARIOUS TECHNIQUES INVOLVING WINDTIME, GRAVITYILLUSION, AND FIRE!!!! THE FIVE MONSTERS GROW USING AN ENLARGING BOMB, AND THE 5 RANGERS CALL UPON THEIR INDIVIDUAL MECHS!!!! THE DRAGON MECH TURNS INTO A ROBOT. Not to mention this is probably the only time we get to se the individual rangers in the cockpits of their own Mechs, If it isn't contact me without giving spoilers. RYURANGER'S ROBOT FIGHTS THEM ALONE FOR A BIT. THE RBOT JOINS WITH THE OTHER MECHS TO FORM A FLYING VEHICLE, AND THE ROBOTS COMBINE AGAIN TO FORM THE DAIRENOH!!! WHEN THEY DO THE 5 MONSTERS FORM THE OJARUDAIOH. THE DAIRENOH USES IT'S STAFF (which might be the only time we see it, Please tell me if we se it again in the series w/o giving Spoilers) TO CUT A TENTACLE COMING FROM THE MONSTER AND THE GIANT ROBOT USES IT'S SWORD TO GIVE A FINAL FINISHING ATTACK SO THE KIDS CAN GO HOME HAPPY!!!!

OK so the movie's a glorified episode of Dairanger (COME ON THE PR MOVIES WERE MORE MOVIE THAN THIS!!!!) but it's better that either of the Power Rangers movies. 3 Playing cards out of 4.

MY, OH MY WAS THAT RANDOM!!! At the time of this blog, To Boldly Flee part 4 is not going to premiere for a couple hours (At least). See you then.

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