Chojin Sentai Jetman review

HELP!!!! A GIANT RAMEN NOODLE MONSTER CAME TO EARTH BY AN UNKNOWN ALIEN ORGANIZATION IN REAL LIFE!!!! WHAT DO I DO?

RUN THE HELL AWAY!!!!!

WHAT WOULD THE JETMEN DO?

LOCK, LOAD, AND BEAT THE EVER-LOVING CRAP OUT OF THAT BASTARD!!!!!