Sunday, June 24, 2012

Don't get too Irate about sinking your Navgtr

Oh My God, What are my thoughts on Navgtr, AKA George Wood.








Who/What is Navgtr:




Apparently some people in the game community who sells Cruise Trips for gamers.


OK for real this time, Navgtr stands for:


The


  • National
  • Academy of
  • Video
  • Game
  • Testers and
  • Reviewers




Just look at their Website:




Yep, As King K. Rool Said:

"Don't you see, this a Trick. Listen up, a Scheme, A SCAM!!!!"


Yep let's see the actual reviews.


First problem, 


THE OPENING MUSIC FOR GAMING IN THE CLINTON YEARS (AKA FLIGHTS OF FANTASY (AKA X-PLAY OF THE 90s)):


 That Music's from the NES version of Shadowgate. 1989 =/= Clinton Years.


George Wood does not know the first DOD DERNED THING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!!!!! No Seriously, if you think that Mario 64 is like Toy Story, GET HELP!!!! Yeah this comes from the same reviewer who think breast cancer would make a good story line in games. I'll put a link here to their reviews in case anyone wants to see wants George Wood movie his RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, HYPOCRITICAL, UNTALENTED, UNFUNNY MOUTH!!!!!!!


Oh one final note on Navgtr, Apparently George Wood is dead, and just a under a couple of years after the announcement was made, Some one made a heartfelt songs in supposed memory of him with ADS ENABLED. Here's the song:


























What you expected a link, Well TOO BAD!!!!! Navgtr doesn't deserve ad revenue.


That is all on Navgtr, How about Irate Gamer?


Irate Gamer, ooooohhhhhh Irate Gamer. Oh how much of an idiot he is. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but for Chris "Irate Gamer" Bores it was 90% of his early reviews, copying jokes from the Angry Video Game Nerd, and even then the reviews failed to be entertaining or informative in the least, The jokes were either too random or too predictable to actually be funny, and he knew not enough about video games to be informative, and most of his reviews were style over actual review. Even as the years went by, not much has changed, he gotten a slower schedule, With his History of Video Games just getting to the Atari 2600 (COMING "SOON"!!!!), and his main show going NOWHERE storywise, and his IG Neo series missing popular games like Skyward Sword, not to mention he still gets research from Wikipedia, and the fact that he doesn't know his true audience, at least Navgtr knows his audience is the people who want mostly family friendly reviews, but even then he knows less about video games than Irate Gamer. If I wanted a good caustic critic game review, I'd watch AVGN or AllieRX87.


Man that was a doozy, next week:








HALO: SELLOUT EVOLVED!!!!

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