Saturday, September 8, 2012

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 6

HELLO AND WELCOME TO FAN FIC SATURDAY!!!!! TODAY'S EPISODE...

WAH WAH OH WAH WAH.



What the hell am I doing?



WAH WAH.



I was going to read this TGWTG FANFIC Known As To Boldly Flee.



WAH WAH WAH WAH.



DOD DERN IT, IT'S NOT A FANFIC!!!!


Blah Blah, subjective opinion, YMMV, Blah Blah read Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 First.




So the episode begins with Last Angry Geek about to fight Clod and they talk about Clod's recent failures. the fight begins and LAG wins round 1 but round 2 he isn't so lucky. He starts out winning by turning clod more like the emperor, but Cinema Snob shoves him. Chris Clod makes LAG EXPLODE!!!! He turns Snob  into Darth Snob, and discusses their plans to destroy the critics.


Back in the dream Film Brain discusses with Ma-Ti the plot and he shows Film Brain What's REALLY going on. Clod tells Darth Snob about the Death Bomb, and Film Brain wants to get out of the dream. But everyone is unable to function, and the 3 androids start their plan to decimate the whole crew. Lupa and JewWario find out that the oxygen is low on the bridge, and Lupa goes get the crew off the bridge. Seven of Eleven is about to turn JesuOtaku into a robot when JW plans to do somethin George Takei did in a Star Trek Episode. Lupa comes in her new "Battlized" form to do battle with NChick. JewWario comes into the battle shirtless (Seriously, I don't get why they put so many bits of Manservice in this film, but This scene isn't as bad as the others) and attacks Mechakara. Todd get's ready to fight Lupa with a gun and fires it at her. Lupa reflects one of the bullets at Todd, then Seven of Eleven comes and Lupa beats her. JO gives JewWario a Thermo-detonator and remote before losing energy again. JewWario throws the grenade and goes ahead to activate the bomb.



Lupa convinces tod to turn back to the good side. It ultimately works when she said she will go on a date with Todd. Todd reveals his Finisher and let's begin.


FINISH HER!!!!!


Reveals Face.

Everyone get's up, Seven of Eleven Falls, Mechakara falls and burns.

ROBOTODD WINS!!

Flawless Victory


FATALITY

We also get a slightly cute scene involving Todd and Lupa before we get her explaining the plot more. We FINALLY GET THE CREW FINALLY GET MECHAKARA WAS ACTUALLY TAKING LINKARA'S PLACE ALL ALONG!!! IT TOOK 5 DOD DERNED PARTS FOR THEM TO GET THAT?! Mechakara rises and tries to kill Nostalgia Critic. He wants the secret to Malachite's Hand. Nostalgia Chick hit's Mechakara and He teleports back to the enemy ship.


Film Brain get's out of the Dream amplifier and explains The Plot Hole, the Death Bomb, and The Executor. The Executor creates Darth Snob and... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  ARE YOU SERIOUS DOUG WALKER!!!! THAT'S JUST CINEMA SNOB IN A DARTH VADER HELMET!!!!! COME ON!!!! EVEN THE DARK RANGERS IN MMPR S2 WERE MORE THREATENING THAT THIS!!!!! GIVE ME $300 AND I CAN MAKE A MORE CONVINCING COSTUME THAN THIS!!! But back to the plot. Executor and Snob play another word game and We get another refrence to end Part 6.


While this isn't as good as Part 4 It was Eons better than part 5, It has it's flaws, but they're more subtle this time around. 3 out of 4 still.


We're almost there, Please stay good.

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