HAPPY 60th GODZILLA!!!!! Godzilla: King of the Monsters Review

HE'S GOT A PURPOSE FULL OF GRIMACE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, HE PULLS SPINNING HIGH TENSION WIRES DOWN!!!!! HELPLESS PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN, SCREAMS BUG-EYED AS HE LOOKS DOWN ON THEM!!!!! HE PICKS UP A BUS AND THROWS IT BACK DOWN AS HE WADES THROUGH THE BUILDINGS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF TOWN!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THERE GOES TOKYO!!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! Yes, the King of Monsters turned 60 a few days ago. Let's have a huge birthday bash for our favorite giant T-Rex Stegosaurus Gorilla Whale Creature Thing by reviewing his very first movie. THE ENGLISH VERSION, BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL!!!!!!

What can be said about Godzilla that I haven't already said, He's been in 30 official movies in Japan and America, Yes I Count the 1998 version because that has significance too. So what do I think of his first big break? Find out today on Anonymous Yoshi Reviews...

Godzilla 2014 Trailer 2 review + Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer Review

THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE GUARDIANS OR GODZILLA IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.

LAST TIME...

Random Rubbish Roundup #14 (ON THE 14th): Now YouTube's Done It, Could The King of the Monsters Finally be Taken More Seriously here?, Another Yu-Gi-Oh series, REALLY!?!?

CAN I HAVE A BREAK FOR JUST A FEW WEEKS!?

Before we talk, I want to adress a couple things, First off The Day of the Doctor and Catching Fire Blogs have been indefinitely delayed, also I know the new Hobbit came out, but I'm waiting until all 3 movies came out before I review it. Also I'm not trying to rip off anyone with any of the topic decisions in my R.Cubed-s? I did these because they were interesting and newsworthy. But anyway, YouTube's New Content ID policies, the Godzilla Trailer, and Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V are today's topics.

A basic history of tokusatsu

You know here this reference is from, it's from the 1984 Super Sentai Series Chodenshi Bioman. Super Sentai is the tokusatsu franchise that inspired Power Rangers. What is tokusatsu? Find out in the first blog of Toku month on.... Well... Here.