A. Yoshi Opinion Piece: Rumors, Lies, and Getting Attention on the internet by unethical means (in the video game fandom/industry)...

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What does this mean, some loser kid From Japan made fake rumor about Zelda: BotW to get attention. And we should have serious discussion about where the line is crossed to get attention using unethical means...

Gaming Bits: the winners and losers of E3 2016...

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So another E3 came and went, and it was... Interesting? I don't know, There was some good announcements, bad announcements, and there were were some major WTFs this year. Let's get to the meat and potatoes of E3 this year...

Open Letter to Nintendo...

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Dear Nintendo...

Gaming Bits: What exactly caused the Wii U to fail?

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Let's face it, the Wii U (at least as far as sales) lost this generation, We've been saying "Give it a few months and sales will turn around" for too long now and the Wii U is the loser of this generation, even more so than the FREAKING VITA (Just barely though)!!!!!!! I know you're thinking the Ouya did terribly, but don't make me laugh, I've made the mistake of overstating the Ouya, and it isn't even in the same market. So it's time to ask ourselves, what went wrong with the Wii U? How did it fail? Was there anything Nintendo could've done to turn it around?

A. Yoshi Opinion Piece: Should Nintendo Go After the Cemu Wii U Emulator?

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Gaming Bits: E3 2015 Special

Well, here it is, the gaming event to end all gaming events. A place where big boobies and even bigger games meet. A place where you could see all the big games before they even get released. Trailers, Gameplay, Celebrities, Booth Babes in Square Enix Crop Tops, and I wasn't there, I'm broke, and not a big name internet personality. I tried as much as I could to follow the big news, but, I got some of it better than others, So in this VERY SPECIAL Gaming Bits Segment, We tackle E3, What I liked, and what I didn't like...

Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective Part 8: Nintendo, Now and Forever (Strong Opinions Ahead + 56k Warning) (SERIES FINALE)

Well here it is, The Big Finale to this fairly ambitious project, And it may not be as fun as the last 7...

Let me finish whydoncha... It won't be as fun as the last 7 for the second half, but the first half will be all info. It probably won't be as exciting as the last 7 with a downward slope as history gets more and more recent, but I'll be discussing The Build up to this generation, a few of the games (considering that's the whole worthwhile library of the Wii U... oops. What? A long time Nintendo fan can't pick fun at The Wii U struggling), and what caused them to fall on their face. No turning back, It's the big end...

So... Regarding E3...

OK, this is going to be short quick and to the point, unlike previous years of my E3 blogs. Honestly this year might have a blog drought throughout these next few months, and another thing I have to address is that the story line might go at a slower than usual pace. Another thing I wanted to address is that it's Honestly it's been about a year since the last Ohranger VS B-Fighter chapter, but that's going to be put on indefinite hold due to lack of inspiration, come to think of it, a lot of my epic projects never reached completion one way or another, but let's talk about E3 whole it's still relevant...

R.Cubed BONUS ROUND #2: Why The Wii U Successor Rumors are BULLCRAP!!!!!!

Has it really been almost a year since the last R3 BONUS ROUND? Well Not my problem anymore since I'm giving you what you want. This time's topic is The Hard Truth that people creating rumors about Nintendos true next gen system have to learn...

Uh-Oh, Anonymous Yoshi made an oopsie, What now?

WARNING: THIS BLOG'S SHORT!!!!!

OK, This is me trying to address/apologize for a mistake I made in my last blog, In said blog I said The Ouya might sell more the Wii U. I. Was. Wrong. It was meant to be an over-exaggeration, You know, the ones you may or may not like and/or be familiar with in my blogs. The only reason I said that was because I didn't know how poorly the Ouya was doing, Only just this morning did I realize Ouya sales were poor, But I expected better from A promising young console. I'm sorry for that slightly off colored remark, but even with that ill choice of words, The rest of the blog was good, Right? Please, Stop Nitpicking, Shut Up, and Just Read the Damn Blog.

Top 10 ways Nintendo can save themselves

It's no secret that the Wii U is doing poorly, as far as I know, more people want an XBOX One than a Wii U, HELL, If the Wii U doesn't follow at least one of the 10 tips i give this right now, THE FREAKING OUYA IS GOING TO SELL MORE!!!!! With That said, here's 10 ways that the Wii U can save itself. I could also talk about the 3DS, but It's just small thing that need improving there like battery life.

Heroes of the Next Console War

So the new Syfy (AKA Wrestling Channel) reality series Heroes of Cosplay came and went, and already it's instated controversy, split opinions, and just plain bogusery. You know what else is in the news? GTA 5 (which I don't care for). You know what else else people are talking about in nerd culture? The next console war. Since both topics are too big for a R.Cubed, I'm going to do another two for one blog. So Let's get into action, shall we?

ERMAHGERD, E3 Super Blog!!!!

E3 is about to come to a close, and Yoshiette says she'll be home soon. In the mean time I invented another Yoshiette named Yoshiette 2, With a her hair color like the Vocaloid Megurine Luka, and her outfit like Luigi. Hopefully, she won't be as Crazy as my other Yoshiette who will be renamed Yoshiette 1. What did I think of E3 this year, Find out today. Did Microsoft Finally redeem themselves? Has Sony continued their Playstation Legacy with quality? Can Nintendo return from that rut they've been in as far as consoles for the past year and a half?

E3 is nigh... and so is the fate of the Games industry as we know it.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ADVENTURES OF ANONYMOUS YOSHI...

You know this relationship reminds me of a young kid who's name was ***** who had a...

Ehhhhh..... Nobody cares.

Anonymous Yoshi: You could win a trip to Los Angeles for E3. YESSSS!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!

Yoshiette: Read the Back of the bag!!!!

AY: Nutritional Facts...

YE: NOT THERE, THE BOTTOM RIGHT!!!!!

AY: No purchase necessary, sweepstakes ends May 10 2013.

YE: THE CONTEST IS EXPIRED!!!!

AY: Can you do this week's blog, I'm exhausted from the Dairanger review.

YE: NO, YOU DO IT, I'M GOING TO LA TO GO TO E3!!!!! DID I ALSO MENTION I'M GOING TO BE ROCKING OUT MY YOKO LITTNER STYLE BIKINI?!

AY: ERMAHGERD, CAN I COME WITH YOU?!

YE: Sorry, There wasn't enough money in my savings account for three badges.

AY: Who's the second badge for?

YE: PK Chu.

AY: Can I take his badge? Do you hate me? Can I party with you in your Yoko Bikini? Can I...

YE: YOSHI, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!!!

Power Riding into Video Gaming's Future

So, where did I go? Short version is I was Life, that is all. Longer version is I was in a depression (which I might still be in around the time I write this, but not as bad as the end of last month) that I don't really want to get in to to much detail (except it involves people I really love and respect, and them getting mad at me) and I went Silent until I could find a solution. This is the main reason I couldn't make the April Fool's joke I wanted to make. What am I going to talk about this time? 2 topics. 1) the rumored Power Rider Apollo, and 2) Is the Game industry (namely Nintendo) doomed? Without further ado, Let's do it, shall we?

Wii U and Me

HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT!?!?


IT'S VIDEO GAME MONTH!!!!!!


All 5 topics I'm covering this month are VIDEO GAME RELATED!!!! In the tradition of E3 in a few days. We're covering everything from caustic critic gamers, to Italian Plumbers, to blue hedgehogs, to meatheads in power ranger costumes from EVERY SINGLE DOD DERNED FPS GAME OF THIS ERA!!! This week we're covering...

Michael Pachter is a corporate liar

Just a few days ago I watched a video that was BIASED, INVALID, AND JUST PLAIN TERRIBLE!!!! I know what yer thinking, don't we see those every day? Yeah but this came from someone I respected for his corporate knowledge of video games. Person is Michael Pachter, who I will now refer to him as Michael "Biased Money-grubbing Sellout Liar Butt-kissing Yes-man to GameTrailers" Pachter.