Saturday, February 18, 2012

??? Review

In a previous blog.....

A short time ago in a theater not too far away....

NO, NO, AFTER THAT.....

There is no blog after that....

CURLY **** **** **** CHICKEN LICKER!!!!!!

GO THE DA END OF MY LAST BLOG!!!!!




That's better.

So here's my review of ....







APOLLO Z. HACK'S REVIEWAVERSE SAGA EPISODE 6


BEFORE WATCHING THIS BE FOREWARNED THAT....



WARNING:
THE FOLLOWING REVIEW MAY CONTAIN  SPOILERS AND OPINIONS THAT MAY CONTRADICT YOUR OWN. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ON MY REVIEW PLEASE BOTHER ME ON ANY OF MY ACCOUNTS ON SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES I'M ON.


With that out off the way, Lez begin.


STORY:

OK, The story might seem like something new and exotic if you haven't watched the rest of the Reviewaverse Saga mini series (which I'll provide a link to later) or if you aren't familiar with the subject matter, basically the story is that some reviewer named Apollo Z. Hack wants to join Channel Awesome (the company that owns the site TGWTG) but encounters a review team known as G.E.A.R. (the villains of this series). Apollo meet's Lupa (another reviewer), finds the Revuer Units, gets told about the Nerdpocalypse, and that leads up tho this episode.

The episode starts with the Nerdpocalypse already happened. Lupa get's in contact with 3 other reviewers and tries to activate the 3rd Revuer unit. We also learn that Spazzmaster betrayed the good guys to join G.E.A.R. The Treanchcoat Anti-Critic tells Lupa about a special artifact that was one of the last remaining items in the reviewaverse. We learn that Apollo was the real destroyer of the reviewaverse. Lupa meets with Aries, the good guys' battle fleet tries to defeat Revuer 2 and the rest of G.E.A.R. and the Video ends with Apollo (now Revuer Xseid) killing Aries and attacking Lupa.

Overall the story is not what you would see in an online video and feels more like a Sci-Fi channel (or Syfy, Just call it the wrestling channel) original movie, If "Wrestling Channel" movies were any decent.

Oh, Did I mention that the story itself has heavy influences from Battlestar Galactica and tokusatsu like Kamen Rider and Power Rangers.


CHARACTERS:


For this section I will just cover the 3 biggest characters in the video, because there are just to derned many. First off we have Lupa who is the sidekick. She (unlike most sidekicks) is just as powerful as the main character, she can handle her own in a fight. I think the Proposed episode 7 would've been the great fight against Lupa (as Revuer 3) and Apollo, to see who's the better fighter, but sadly the episode end in a cliffhanger that probably will never resolve (More on that blurb once we get to the presentation). Next we have Aries, Who is the sidekick turned villain. He's a take no bull villain, and wants to take the revuer unit away from Lupa.  His voice is just smooth an evil, But get's killed off so easily. Apollo is your standard normal guy turned int ultimate BA. Sadly he doesn't get a major part until the very end of the video. That's a shame because I wanted to see more scenes with Xseid. :(


PRESENTATION:


The presentation is excellent for an online video. The special effects were top notch (considering that they had no money), better than those found in Doug Walker's Suburban Knights. The lighting and camera angles were superb. Half the time I felt like I was watching a short film. But now we reach the cliffhanger. Dang does that BLOW!!!!!!! So Apollo attacks Lupa, and that's it. We don't get explained what happened to her, Is she dead, is she Revuer 3, nothing. Maybe if Matt Burkett can show the world a copy of episode 7's original script, maybe we'll know, but that's probably not happenin' *Sadface*.


OVERALL:


Reviewaverse EP6 is probably one of the best online videos I've seen, from it's presentation, to the well executed story makes this cinematic online experience one of the elites. I give this 3 and a half revuer units out of 4.

To watch this go to: http://blip.tv/apollo-z-hack/azh-a-reviewaverse-saga-episode-6-5962611 or http://reviewtopia.net/content/apollo/reviewaverse/2754-episode-6

Or to watch da rest of the Reviewaverse Saga, go to: http://reviewtopia.net/content/apollo/reviewaverse



Next time: I have no idea what I should do.

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