A. Yoshi Response: EZ Rider's Dairanger review (plus some reflections)...

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ATATATATA!!!!!! 2-HIT COMBO!!!!!!

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My Dairanger review is one of my most popular reviews, yet It was made obsolete when My Megaranger review happened, It's still one of my reviews over 3 years later, It was mainly a coping mechanism for when I was forced out of the TGWTG/CA/Marzfandom. So Kaylyn if you're reading this thanks for motivating me to finish this great martial arts fantasy henshin series. I Bring this up because Fellow toku critic EZ Rider finished his 2 month endeavor of reviewing this series, looking at both reviews is like night and day. I actually had a lot of references to Power Rangers, Video games, etc. and some Illuminati jokes (something EZ's review didn't have but it did have election jokes which I suppose makes it more topical) EZ got In-depth to a level that I haven't. So how does EZ's review fare? Well...

BIIDORO BOODORO!!!!! Gosei Sentai Dairanger review REMASTERED!!!!

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Originally on ScrewAttack 12/21/2015
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This is an updated version of the Dairanger Review I did a few years back, complete with reflections, spellcheck, and up to date pictures and translations from the Shout! Factory release, also support the Dairanger DVD Release if this review peaked your interest. Also be weary of spoilers. Anyhoo here's my Christmas present from me to my G1s on screwattack (and now on my main blog thanks to Dairanger being officially streamable on ShoutFactory's website)...

"The Sinister Gorma wields the fearsome Yo Power. The Only thing that can stop it is Ch'i Power. You have the power inside of you."

"Ch'i Power Transform!!!!"

"Ryuu Ranger, Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!!!!!"

"Shishi Ranger, Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!!!!!"

"Tenma Ranger, Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!!!!!"

"Qilin Ranger, Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!!!!!"

"Houou Ranger, Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!!!!!"

"Mythical Summon, Mythical Ch'i Beasts!"

"Warrior Change!!!"

"LETS FIGHT, Mythical Ch'i Beast RyuuSeiOh!!!!!"

"The mythical Chinese secret power is yours. Shine in the heavens, Five Stars! GOSEI SENTAI DAIRANGER!!!!!!"

Did you understand any of that? No? Good. TIME TO WATCH A REVIEW ALMOST A YEAR IN THE MAKING!!!!!

Author's Note: This review started production in 2012 and teh original version was released in June of 2013
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NIIDORO BUUDORO!!!! Gosei Sentai Dairanger review.

EDIT (12/21/2015): Enjoy the Images while you can, because they're going away at the end of the year, I just don't want to get C&D from Saban/Toei/Shout Factory. If you want images, an Improved version of this blog will be released on Screwattack...
EDIT (7/19/2015): Yes, I'm aware Dairanger's going to have official subs soon, But this blog was made 2 years before Shout! Factory announced their DVD... So, I'm keeping the images either until Shout! Factory wants them removed, or until in pure happenstance, I get the DVD and replace ALL the Images. I have references for what images I can use.  Shout!, If you want to tell me to use the official images and take down the classic images, Shoot me an email at AnonymousYoshi007@gmail.com.

"The Gorma posses a fearsome power known as You. Only the power of Ki can defeat it. You five have that power inside you."

"KiRyoku Tenshin!!!!"

"Ryuuranger, TenKaSei Ryou!!!!!"

"ShishiRanger, TenGenSei Daigo!!!!!"

"TenmaRanger, TenJuuSei Shouji!!!!!"

"KirinRanger, TenJiSei Kazu!!!!!"

"HououRanger, TenPuuSei Rin!!!!!"

"KiDen Summon, KiDen Beasts!"

"Bujin Henge!!!"

"FIGHT, KiDen Bujin RyuuSeiOh!!!!!"

"Powered By Ki, Passed down from Ancient China! Five stars, shining down from the heavens! GOSEI SENTAI DAIRANGER!!!!!!"

Did you understand any of that? No? Good. TIME TO WATCH A REVIEW ALMOST A YEAR IN THE MAKING!!!!!

Gosei Sentai Dairanger: The Movie Mini Review

This is going to go by quick so I drank 2 cans of Mountain Dew today. Here we GOOOOOOO!!!!!!