Michael Pachter is a corporate liar

Just a few days ago I watched a video that was BIASED, INVALID, AND JUST PLAIN TERRIBLE!!!! I know what yer thinking, don't we see those every day? Yeah but this came from someone I respected for his corporate knowledge of video games. Person is Michael Pachter, who I will now refer to him as Michael "Biased Money-grubbing Sellout Liar Butt-kissing Yes-man to GameTrailers" Pachter.


Wonder if it actually says that on his business card.


Anyway, here's the Pachter's Shameful Video.


My main beef with the video is that he made a prediction (and a rather biased one too) that the Wii U is going to fail like the Dreamcast. I'm not saying that as a fanboy, I'm saying that because he thinks it should of happened earlier. Really Pach, you thought something may or may not happen at that time should of happened earlier. Datz like saying the Avengers movie would been much more successful if it premiered 10 years earlier when the Spiderman movies were in their infancy, X-Men movies didn't look like X-Men movies, and most of Marvel's success was in the animated world. Are you going to stoop that low Pach man. The Wii HD is just another one of your unreasonable fantasies. Whodahell is Dat Stupid? Wo would believe in something so crazy that if it were created it would possibly kill the Wii and Nintendo in general. There's reasons the Wii HD never happened like that:

1.  Those rumors are mostly from 360 and PS3 fanboys
2. No Nintendo fan (Hardcore or Casual) cares if the Wii is in HD
3. It would make the Wii less affordable than it is
4. At that time Nintendo didn't care about HD
5. As I said, It wouldn't have been that good

Lez not even go into how he thinks that the mobile phone market will over take the portable market. Too all the people who think iPhone and Android will overtake the 3DS and PSVita:

WAKE UP AND FACE FACTS:


ANY DEVICE THAT HAS A MAIN PURPOSE TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN PLAY GAMES IS NOT A GAME CONSOLE!!! STOP COMPARING 2 DIFFERENT MARKETS!!!!


So that's Impossible Expectations: Check. Comparing apples to oranges: check. Wishing death to a certain game company: check. This guy's worse than I thought.


Listen Pach, I watched your videos to hear Interesting views on how the gaming industry works, not to hear your BIASED, INVALID OPINIONS!!!!!! Speaking of biased and invalid opinions, lez go on to Gamespot's Review of Skyward Sword. That review alone was enough to make me lose all respect of the site.

Oh my god, Their review of Skyward Sword was terrible. They complained about the controls being awkward. LISTEN GAMESPOT:




YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO THE CONTROLS BEFORE CRITIQUING THEM!!!


They also complained about the story. GAMESPOT:




SOME SAY THE STORY WAS BETTER THAN MOST ZELDA GAMES!!!! WHY ARE YOU CONTINUING YOUR SAD NITPICKING!!!!


How come Gaming Sites that concentrate on the community and the content (Like ScrewAttack and Blistered Thumbs) are much better than sites that produce BIASED AND NOT HONEST REVIEWS AND NEWS!!!!! (Like IGN and GameSpot). I just wish there was a gaming website that concentrated on reviews and news that takes an equal look at all three sides of the console war (just like how the PBS Newshour takes an equal look at both the political and democrat parties). I can give one thing to sites like GameSpot, IGN, etc. At least they're not as bad as X-Play or modern day G4 in general.


NEXT WEEK:

JENNA MARBLES, HOW RIGGED YOUTUBE'S TOP 100 IS, AND THE REPLY GIRLS.