Anonymous Yoshi: New Year's Plans, Sell the Yoshiette for Scrap Metal, Finish Gokaiger, Get a real Girlfriend.
Yoshiette: Open up the closet, I know you're talking about me!!!!!
AY: OH GOD!!!! THE LAST BLOG OF THE YEAR'S TODAY!!!!!! CRAP!!!!!!
No time for a clever introduction here we go, no filler.
SO THE SHORT BEGINS WITH THE ZECTERS COMING AT YOU AND THE TITLE SCREEN APPEARS. HYPER KABUTO DOES A RIDER KICK AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE ON A TV, WITH KAGAMI WATCHING!!!! HE GET'S INSPIRED AND TRIES TO CALL OUT HIS HYPER ZECTER BUT HIS NORMAL ZECTER TELLS HIM HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE (GOD HELP US ALL)!!!! KAGAMI WISHES HE WAS TENDOU, BUT TENDOU COMES TO HIS LOCATION AND KAGAMI TELLS HIM THAT HE WANTS TO BE KABUTO!!!! THE KABUTO ZECTER TALKS AND TELLS KAGAMI THAT IF HE WANTS TO BE TENDOU HE HAS TO 5 SECRETS!!!! WHY!!!! WAS THIS INTENDED FOR 5 YEAR OLDS!!!! THE FIRST SECRET IS COOKING!!!! KAGAMI TRIES COOKING BUT IS TERRIBLE AT IT (YET TENDOU THINKS HE'S GOOD AT IT)!!!! SECRET TWO: BEING KIND TO YOUR YOUNGER SIBLINGS!!!! AND NATURALLY HE ACTS LIKE A DOD DERNED IDIOT!!!! WE THEN LEARN ABOUT THE OTHER RIDERS AND HOW AWESOME THEY ARE WHICH TAKES UP A GOOD LENGTH OF TIME!!!! WE'RE BACK TO KAGAMI SCREWING STUFF UP, YET TENDOU'S COOL WITH IT!!!! THE THIRD SECRET IS LISTENING TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS WORDS!!!! YEAH I'M ALREADY HEADDESKING!!!! SECRET FOUR: FASHION SENSE!!!! KAGAMI TRIES ON DIFFERENT COSTUMES AND I WANT OFF!!!! THE FINAL SECRET IS FIGHTING!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M ALREADY STARTING TO HATE KAGAMI!!!! THANK YOU "MOVIE"!!!! HE HENSHINS INTO GATACK AND FIGHTS LIKE A ******* IDIOT!!!! TWO HYPER ZECTERS COME AND KABUTO HENSHINS!!!! THE TWO RIDERS HYPER CAST OFF AND CHANGE INTO THEIR HYPER FORMS!!!! THE FIGHT SCENE IS BRIEF BUT... YEAH IT'S MEDIOCRE!!!! AFTER THEY RIDER KICK BOTH MONSTERS THE SHORT ENDS WITH ANOTHER UNFUNNY SCENE WHERE KAGAMI READS HIS NEW CATCHPHRASE AND DOESN'T LIKE IT!!!! THAT'S THE "MOVIE" FOLKS!!!!!
THIS SHORT SUCKS!!!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE 5 YEAR OLDS WRITTEN IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WAS FOR!!!! After doing a little research, Kamen Rider has a yearly video where the tone is more comedic than the series, so knowing that this video doesn't get a rating.
Well see you next year...
YE: Review this for me!!!!
AY: What is it?
YE: Deluxe Gosei Great Megazord!!!!!
AY: NO!!!!
YE: YOU'RE DEAD BITCH!!!!
SIGNAL LOST!!!!
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