What exactly went wrong with Power Rangers Super Megaforce...

OK, another piece on Super Megaforce, Don't worry, I promise not to dwell on it forever, but let's get real here... This is the 3rd piece I did on the Super Megaforce finale (though this is more of a "My thoughts on the series as a whole" thing) and it probably won't be the last. Power Rangers Fans, Sentai Fans, and Toku Fans alike are going to be doing a postmortem on this series and it's finale for a long time, for the hack job it did to the Power Rangers Legacy, and the greatness that is Gokaiger (and coming from me, someone who's generally not a Sentai purist, That's saying something)... I came up with a list things that went wrong with the series, and it's prequel series, Original MegaForce (though calling it that is a stretch, more on that later)...

N'cha, Happy Thanksgiving Special (or an introduction to Dr. Slump...)

Duck Nukem: Dear Diary... I'm So freaking done with Anonymous Yoshi putting me In a Kirby Box for Halloween This Year, and I'm Planning to be the Pillsbury Doughboy next year, just have to get naked, get Yoshiette's Chef's hat, Bill to Mouth Surgery, and a White Scarf. And after that I'll blow up the earth that has sent me Zero thank you's and continuously humiliated me, then I'll return to my Planet and be recongnized as a hero... Sincerly, The one team member who constantly get's on my friend's Nerves...

*Tears up page from book*

Yo... Yoshiette 1, Come and dig this dod derned letter so we can read it on halloween...

Yoshiette 1: It'll get dirty, so just put it in this Mountain Dew Bottle and send it to the sea...

Kapp'n: Oh castaways, How I love theee...... Oh what's this....

"Dear Diary.... Kirby box.... Pillsbury.... Naked... Sugery... Blow up the... EARTH!!!!!!" I've got to report this sociopath to the cops!!!!

My quick thoughts on the Extended Cut of the Power Rangers Super Megaforce Finale (and some extra thoughts on the regular cut)

Remember when the term director's cut was something holy amongst film buffs... Now they can put the term extended cut on anything to make a quick buck and it's their way of telling the general public... "Hey, this version might not suck as much as the original... LOVE ME AGAIN!!!!!" Case in point the Director's cut of Saban's big humiliating flop from last weekend known as Power Rangers Super Megaforce "Legendary Battle" is probably going to be seen as a cash grab, but can it possibly be savaged with a longer running time and extended scenes, well...

Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective... Part 3: Climbing to the Top of the Tower of Tyranny (56k WARNING)

Welcome to Project Double Diamond Part 3, When we last left off, Nintendo was in the big leagues, however in 1983 the games industry was on it's last leg in North America. Heck the arcades started to decline around this time. Despite this, Nintendo released it's next big thing in Japan, What was it? Could it emulate the same success in America and Europe? What made people want to buy it? Find out today...

My (Somewhat) quick thoughts on Power Rangers Super Megaforce "Legendary Battle"

Spoiler: I rip off Moviebob with this following line, so apologies in advance...

Listen to me very carefully... I spent pretty much all season bending over backwards to give this episode a break, particularly because I'm a huge Power Rangers/Tokusatsu fan since I was little and I would like there to be another good Power Rangers series after Disney cursed the property with that God awful MMPR Revision, but  mainly because I don't want the Sometimes real self important and entitled nature of Power Rangers and Toku fans to come out of the woodwork at start whining and complaining about how "WAAAAAAAHHHHHH, POWER RANGERS WILL NEVER BE GOOD AGAIN!!!!!!" So I looked for ways this could work... Maybe it'll be a decent (but not exactly perfect) conversion of the Gokaiger counterpart, maybe the cameos from past rangers won't totally be wasted, Maybe it's aimed at real young kids and that's the right way to go. In other words I tried like hell to like this...

My quick thoughts on Simpsorama...

I'll give it this it's not as bad as The Simspons Guy...

INSTALL, MEGARANGER (3-3-5)!!!!! Denji Sentai Megaranger Review (AKA MY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY AND MY BIRTHDAY BLOG!!!!!)

56K BEWARE!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY BLOG, AND LONG AWAITED BLOG DAY, THIS BLOG'S GOING TO BE EPIC, BECAUSE I'LL REVIEW EVERY SIGNIFICANT BIT OF MEGARANGER!!!!! INTRODUCTION NEEDED? OK!!!!!

Megaranger is a video game/technology related Sentai series. It involves 5 high school seniors in their fight to save the world from Nezirejia and their literally twisted Nejire Beasts. TIME FOR THE DAIRANGER REVIEW STYLE REVIEW OF ELECTROMAGNETIC SQUAD MEGARANGER!!!!! SO LET'S SURF INTO SPACE, RIGHT ON CYBER SLIDER THAT TAKE'S US AWAY, WE DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTNING, IT'S ALRIGHT WE JUST FEEL SO HIGH!!!!!

Duck Nukem: You didn't get another magic goodie bag from that crazy construction worker, did you?

A. Yoshi: DUDE, ROLL THE REVIEW!!!!!!!

Random Rubbish Roundup SESSION 2 #1: Zelda: The Force Awakens: Phase 3

OK, TIME FOR R.CUBED SESSION 2!!!!!!!! AND THE NEW CHANGES INCLUDE...

• UPDATE FREQUENCY THAT RIVALS VGCATS!!!!!!!!!
• and....
• and...........
• NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!

As the title might suggest, I'll be talking about Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D, Star Wars Episode VII, and Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase 3.

Top 5 Must See Super Sentai Series

Ok we'll get to the blog in a minute, but Toy Story 4's going to be a thing? I mean really. Toy Story 3 was a good ending as it was, why make a new movie? Disney/Pixar already milked the Cars franchise enough as it was... Why ruin yet another franchise? You have enough movie franchise that are surviving on toy sales for both halves of the Species, Frozen (and by extension the Disney Princess line), Big Hero 6 was released just recently, Wreck-it Ralph, Hell, Cars was made off of toy sales, it has A FREAKING SPINOFF!!!!!! Toy Story was my favorite movie trilogy of all time (speaking of would a 200th blog that talks about the original be a bad idea?), and if you ruin it, Pixar better be very afraid. It better not be the Crystal Skull of the franchise just to introduce a bunch of peripheral characters to increase action figure sales. OK now that I'm done venting, time to talk about the big meat (and that sounded sexual)...

HAPPY 60th GODZILLA!!!!! Godzilla: King of the Monsters Review

HE'S GOT A PURPOSE FULL OF GRIMACE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, HE PULLS SPINNING HIGH TENSION WIRES DOWN!!!!! HELPLESS PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN, SCREAMS BUG-EYED AS HE LOOKS DOWN ON THEM!!!!! HE PICKS UP A BUS AND THROWS IT BACK DOWN AS HE WADES THROUGH THE BUILDINGS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF TOWN!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THERE GOES TOKYO!!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! Yes, the King of Monsters turned 60 a few days ago. Let's have a huge birthday bash for our favorite giant T-Rex Stegosaurus Gorilla Whale Creature Thing by reviewing his very first movie. THE ENGLISH VERSION, BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL!!!!!!

What can be said about Godzilla that I haven't already said, He's been in 30 official movies in Japan and America, Yes I Count the 1998 version because that has significance too. So what do I think of his first big break? Find out today on Anonymous Yoshi Reviews...