Gokaiger VS Gavan Movie Review

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Ah yes, I'm out of that personification of hell's eyes, so now I'm going to review Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger VS Uchuu Keiji Gavan. Yes I could see the rest of Gokaiger to review this Movie, But i could have finished Gokaiger already if it wern't for MegaUpload going down (Which I'm STILL PISSED about). But with That said is this the Crossover 30 years in the making that people wanted?


STORY:


So the story begins with what else, A Star Wars ripoff scene. Hell even Gavan's Space Ship resembles the USS Enterprise from Star Trek. The Gokaigers are in trouble when the light flashes on them, then SPACE SHERIFF GAVAN REVEALS HIMSELF!!!! They're arrested for being Pirates. The Gokaigers fight Gavan, But Gavan appears Victorious. He unmorphs and arrests the Gokaigers. They end up in a stadium. The Gokaigers are about to be executed when they are released and fight Zangyack (The villains of the series). The Commander reveals to be the main villain of the movie, Ashurada. He has his own Gavan Bootleg. Gavan fights the Bootleg unmorphed, gives Gokai Red his Mobirates, and goes back to fighting the  mooks. He henshins along with all the Gokaigers save for Gokai Red. Gokai Silver comes in in his drill tank. to help join the fight. the gokaigers get out of the stadium, Gavan is captured, and Basco is watching. They discuss who this mystery man is and we get a flashback of Gokai Red as a child being saved by Gavan. Back on the ground  we come across Basco talking to the rangers, and Zangyack discussing their plan. Basco just laughs at the rangers at their failure. The Gokaigers meet the man who was Battle Fever J's Battle Kenya and the former Denji Blue from Denjiman who both look like Gavan, Before entering the Makuu dimension, Gokai Blue and Green take the Denji Blue and Battle Kenya Ranger Keys respectively. They go to the Makuu dimension and head to Makuu prision. This suddenly turned into a Metal Gear movie with stealth and all. The Gokaigers go Upstairs to a bunch of cells featuring past sentai villains and monsters. The former villains are attacking the Gokaigers. They get caught and the Gormin start attacking. Basco tries to Take the GokaiGalleon and Ranger Keys, when the Go-Busters appear and have a fight with a Changed Basco. Back to the fight on hand, Gokai Blue and Silver Turn into Denji Blue and Go-on Gold (From Go-onger/Power Rangers RPM). The rest of the Gokaigers face off against a monster in another dimension. Gokai Green and Yellow change into Battle Kenya and HurricaneYellow (From Hurricanger/Ninja Storm) respectively. The remaining Gokaigers go into another dimension and face off against the 3 of the main villains from Goseiger/the upcoming Power Rangers MegaForce as Gosei Red and Pink. Gokai Red goes up to Ashurada's Room to Face off against Gavan Bootleg to save the real Gavan in a pretty awesome fight scene. after saving Gavan, we get another flashbackof Gokai Red's Childhood. The Gokaigers revert to their regular forms. The heroes escape and destroy most of the Villains. The vilain comes to our dimension and it's time for our henshin and roll call. The fight scene that follows has both the Gokaiger and Gavan themes. The Gokaigers fight Ashurada and Gavan fights his Doppelganger. Gavan Destroys Bootleg Gavan. The Gokaigers go All Pink Rangers, All White Rangers, and all Red Rangers to Finally destroy Ashurada with a finishing blow. but it's not over yet, The monster grows giant and the rangers mech combines with Gavan's Robot Dragon to Deliver a REAL FINAL FINISHING BLOW TO THE MONSTER!!!! The Rangers, Gavan, and the two Ranger Legends meet and party around ending the movie.

It's a reall intersting plot and really needs to happen with more team ups, We need more Kamen Rider VS Super Sentai Crossovers, Kamen Rider Kabuto VS B-Fighter, Super Sentai VS Power Rangers, Super Sentai VS Sailor Moon, Kamen Rider Blade VS JAKQ, Kamen Rider Wizard VS Magiranger, You Name It. We need more unique crossovers in tokusatsu.


CHARACTERS:


Captain Marvelous (Gokai Red) is the ranger who get's the most screen time in this whole movie. He doesn't stand out like in the series. Gavan steals the show here, He's like a ******* BADASS!!!! He Has laser Tecniques like a laser sword, and he also has a spaceship that turns into a dragon. Hell, that alone makes him badass. The villains, Ashurada and Bootleg Gavan, are essentially a glorified monsters of the day. Come to think of it this movie is essentiallya glorified Gokaiger Episode, Which leads to...


PRESENTATION:


The presentation is no better than an episode of Gokaiger. Gavan's Spaceship Looks like it belongs in a video game, and the Yoshiette thinks it belongs in a PS1 Game. Almost every shot seems to have a DOD DERNED CGI ITEM IN IT!!!!!  I really like Gavan's suit design. Some one deserves a good pat on the back for the Metallic finish on his outfit. Bootleg Gavan looks like how an american will reimagine gavan for their movie.


OVERALL:


This is not a particularly great Gokaiger Movie, But it's Still pretty good. I'd recommend it if you want to se Gavan kick some ass again.


I give this 3 Dolgiran's Out of  4



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