E3, just as boring and underwhelming as you heard.

So there I go again, long silence, Broken promises, busy life, huge changes, people think I need to talk normal and get better sources, time for an explanation, yet again. A few changes will happen in the next few months which I will get to in August. This was supposed to be a weekly thing (which it was, mind you), but that might change later. Onto the next business item of today, why do I talk like a cross between a gangsta, a person who spends to much time texting, and a person who has grammar problems? Well some people want me to talk normal, No offence to those people since those people are entitled to their own opinions. But here's the problem, I don't want to sound THAT professional, even then most bloggers who actually have more than 75 fans on twitter or elsewhere actually have mostly proper grammar. I'm going to have at least 95% proper grammar and spelling (save for the occasional typo) and is going to use it only for  certain jokes and other stuff to keep my blog at most PG-13.


ALL STUFF (EXCEPT FOR THE PG-13 PART) SAID IN THE LAST SENTENCE ONLY APPLIES TO REGULAR BLOGS, AND SERIOUS BLOGS WILL HAVE PROPER SPELLING 99.9% OF ALL THE BLOG, AND NO JOKES.


And finally, my sources, all I can say is, I'm working on it. I just hate reading articles on the subject they take up time which i could use for my blog. 





Now onto E3, Remember when the event was fun? Remember when companies actually tried? And remember when they actually cared? Doesn't that seem like forever ago, instead of at least two short years ago.

Now instead of concentrating every single DOD DERNED THING in the event, Which to be fair was not much to write home about, I'm going to concentrate on all the big three press conferences. But for the record Ubisoft....

DON'T USE YOUR PRESSER AS A STUPID COMEDY SKIT!!!!

Now onto the pressers:

MICROSOFT:

Bill gates' company hasn't had a particularly great presser at E3 since at least '09, this year's no different, because THIS YEAR BLEW MORE THAN THE WIND!!!!!! IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS THE 2010 CONFERENCE!!!!!! THERE WERE FEW EXCLUSIVES IF AT ALL!!!!!And even the actual Presentation wasn't good, informative, or entertaining. there were some surprises, but even then most of the first party titles were from franchises that should've ended at least a couple of years ago (HALO 4?!). WHY DOES MICROSOFT LIKE MILKING THE HELL OUT OF THEIR FRANCHISES!!!! Watch the actual Conference to find out why it SUCKS!!!!!

SONY:

The picture is better, but not by terribly much. It was more pro than any of the other pressers, but to at least to me, there were little surprises. It mostly predictable, all the way. At least the new games from Sony themselves were more original than Microsoft's. The new games from Sony are not selloutish, but Sony Smash Bros was pretty unoriginal. Other than that we had games like Multiplayer God of War, Beyond, and The Last of Us. Overall Sony's conference was the most tolerable and professional out of all the pressers at E3.

NINTENDO:

This was the one I was most anticipating, just for the sole fact that Nintendo is my Gaming heart and soul. TOTALLY NOT A FANBOY. I wanted to see the Wii U and 3DS stuff, but to be fair it wasn't terribly disappointing, it did have the most surprises and exclusives, but it did have quite a bit of disappointments,. Seriously?! BATMAN ARKHAM CITY: SUPER GIMMICKY EDITION!!!!! WII FIT U!!!!! SING!!!!!!!!! ALL THE DOD DERNED NEW SUPER MARIO BROS GAMES!!!!!!!!!!! NINTENDO LAND!!!! But it did have games like Paper Mario, Luigi's Mansion 2, and Pikmin 3. I really wanted to see an actual Super Mario U, The new Zelda, Kirby 20th Anniversary collection, among other games. Overall better than Microsoft's but not as good as Sony's.

OVERALL:

This year's E3 was Majorly flawed, Broken, stupid, lame, boring, and not to mention under whelming. So to all the people boycotting E3 due to the recent events, You're not missing much. See you next time.