TENSHIN DAAAAA!!!!!!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
KIRYOKU DAAAA!!!!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Yep, I decided to start this one off with something random. Damn, I'm addicted to Dairanger. OK onto the Review.
Before we begin, Please read Part 1 first.
After Part 1 was disappointing as it was, Will part 2 fare any better?
So it starts with Smithers (last time I'm reminding you to read part 1) and Orlando's character discussing the wormhole that just appeared. They go on to find Spoony when he starts looking derpy on camera. We find out what happens if we unplug the plug that's keeping Spoony thinking. Smithers and his sidekick negotiate with Brad, Sage, Luke, and the 2 doctors to unplug Spoony. They unplug the plug and the alarm goes off. We learn apparently Spoony's a ******* GOD!!!!! He sends a beam which goes all across the reviewaverse and causes all kinds of crazy crap to happen. They all go back to the critic's house and sends Film Brain, Phelous (Horror movie Reviewer), Sad Panda (Reviews Damn if I Know, He's kind of an oddity), Mechakara, Jewwario (Import game Reviewer), Paw, Angry Joe, MarzGurl (Animation reviewer, I LOVE HER, I'M FOREVER ALONE BECAUSE OF THAT, AM I?!), Todd, Lupa (Z Grade Movie Reviewer), CR, and 8-Bit Mickey (Who looks a lot like Mario, We all know he was teamed up with Handsome Tom but he's alone this time around).
We then cut to Terl talking to the Executioner, telling them he has Spoony, And the critic discusses the game plan, Snob, Luke, And Sage return, And that's interrupted when the Men in Black put Spoony into a cardboard box. Back to Critic talking about lying to his coworkers, Jesuotaku (Anime Reviewer, My second favorite reviewer on the site next to MarzGurl) thinking she won a car. DAMN, THIS DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE...
1. DID SHE TALK TO HER COWORKERS ABOUT THE FREE LAST YEAR'S FREE CAR SCAM.
2. NO ONE DECIDED TO BRING THAT UP TO HER LAST YEAR.
3. SHE DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT FOR 5 DOD DERNED SECONDS BEFORE GETTING IT.
4. SHE ACTS SURPRISED THAT IT HAPPENED WHEN SHE CLEARLY WATCHED SUBURBAN KNIGHTS!!!!!
Maybe it was from Last year, She did say she didn't check her mail that often. "Yeah only once a year or less." But still, What the HELL!!!!! They go back to discussing the plan and they think about it. They decide to do it when Mechakara speaks and to my surprise, no one questioned it. REALLY TGWTG, REALLY? If I were one of them I would punch Mechakara in the BALLS!!!!! They've watched the reviews, but they don't question it. But hey this is the same bunch of people who fell for the free car trick, Escpecially JO, And for plot convenience that's what you get. They find Doctor Insano, and after some fiddling he explains the Plot Hole, Which is the plot hole we've been building up to for over 50 minutes. It makes inconsistencies and was created by Ma-Ti's and Malacite's fight at the end of Suburban Knights.
Sad Panda gets Insano to explain more about the plot and the rest of the TGWTG crew steals everything in his lab. They turn Doug Walker's house into a spaceship to find the Plot hole. After a brief montage the spaceship is almost ready to go. But Smithers and his goons come to NCritic's house. We get Mickey to stall the goons and we get a pretty amusing bit featuring Mickey in which he gets made fun of his height and he he gets ******* MOBBED!!!!! And we finally get to take off. They set course to Europa and Terl and HIS goons try to follow them when the gang goes into hyperspace and we find out Smithers is dead. Terl gets a new master which is General Zod (from Superman) thus ending part 2.
WOW!!!!!! THIS IS MUCH IMPROVED OVER PART 1, THE STAKES ARE HIGHER, THE PRODUCTION VALUES ARE JUST AS GOOD, AND IT COMPLETES THE INTRODUCTION!!! But the main criticism is that the introduction is WAY TOO ******* LONG!!!!!! Let me put it this way, Suburban Knights needed only less than 30 minutes and one part to do what this did with 2 parts and over an Hour. Not to mention that there are some minor nitpicks but that's just, you know.
The series went up from a 2.5 to a 3 out of 4.
It gets crazier from here!!!!!!
After this, read the rest of this series, NOW!!!!
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