Learn your ABC's of Gaia Memories!!!! Kamen Rider W Forever: A to Z/Gaia Memory of Fate Movie Director's Cut Review

Like almost all heisei era Kamen Rider Movies, Kamen Rider W had it's own movie, And like almost all movies in that section of the franchise, It had a director's cut, I like watching my rider movies in this format, Hence the reason I haven't watched the Wizard movie yet (though Toei hasn't said squat about that version of that movie as of this writing). So how is this movie? Is it better than the other 2 rider movies I reviewed?

My quick thoughts on The Hobbit Trilogy...

ATATATATA!!!!! 3-Hit Combo!!!!

Well here it is, the end to a trilogy that was supposed to be on par with Lord of the Rings, a trilogy that'd be the talk of the next few years... until Star Wars VII comes out. Yeah... The Hobbit Trilogy didn't live up to any of that, It'll forever be in the shadow of it's big brother LotR. That doesn't make them bad movies, they're actually pretty good... Here's why...

Good god, I found something worse than the Super Megaforce Regular Finale and The Simpsons Guy COMBINED, and that is...

OH MY LORD ARCEUS, HOW DID IT TAKE ME A YEAR TO GET TO THIS?!?! No seriously, I talked about this Family Guy Episode several times in the past, but never have I given this the full on thrashing it deserves. this'll be the worst thing I've ever reviewed, so get ready, because this is...

FAMILY GUY: LIFE OF BRIAN: DESTROYED!!!!!

Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective... Part 4: War Against Empires... (56k WARNING)

Welcome to my Nintendo Retrospective Part Four: Last time, the NES was on top of the world, and rant things like a tyranny. This time The Big N has met their most stiff competition yet... The Sega Genesis. It's Pokemon VS Digimon, It's Godzilla VS King Kong, It's Batman VS Superman, It's McDonalds VS Burger King, It's mickey Mouse VS Bugs Bunny, It's Pepsi Vs Coke, THIS IS SEGA VS NINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDO!!!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!! What Happens next, Find out Today...

W-B-X, CRIME AND THE CITY!!!!! Kamen Rider W Review

There comes a question in every toku fans life that is "What is the best Kamen Rider Series?" I'd Answer 555, Kabuto or Black. Another question that comes up in a lot of Toku fans is "What series do you recommend to beginners?" It's something I'll answer later, but I have to say one series comes to every Rider fans mind when they get this question.  That series is the W-Boiled-Extreme series known as Kamen Rider W. It's a great series too. To find out why, read my review. What is it about this series that's universally loved by toku fans everywhere?

BATHING SUITS!!!!!! Sailor Moon Classic: The Summer, The Beach, Youth, and Ghosts mini-review

Where did I go for the past week? Busy, tired, lack of inspiration, the works. Let's celebrate the summer in the winter with this Fanservicey Sailor Moon Episode. Yeah Sailor Moon is no stranger to light fanservice, but how does this episode fare? An episode I posted a lot about on tumblr... Find out today...

Random Rubbish Roundup SESSION 2 #2: First thoughts on 3 trailers...

Gyudon is all I need for the next 300 years,

Fast, Delicious, and cheap too.

Oh sorry, I was just catching up on Kinnikuman for a big project that's currently in the Planning stages. I'll reveal more in the new years's update. Also I can't wait for Na Na Na Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja!!!! Ninninger NINNINININNINGER!!!!!! Ninninger Ninja Ninja Ninja!!!!!! Shuriken Sentai NIIIIINNINGER!!!!! The costumes aren't perfect, but they don't look that ridiculous or goofy. So what's this blog about? my quick thoughts on the The Star Wars VII, Jurassic World, and Terminator Genisys does (16 bit arcade graphics), You can't do this on Nintendo.... What were we talking about again?

Goodbye Gaim, Hello DRIVE!!!!!!

OK, This is going to be my final thoughts on Gaim and first thoughts on Drive... Both Kamen Rider Series... Gaim was an interesting series. It started out not terribly great, to being above OK, to a good series to a  dark twisted series that has to be seen to be believed. It is the darkest of the neo heisei era, and the darkest tokusatsu that's aimed at kids that does it's job... Unlike certain other Toku that doesn't know what it wants to be,,, *Go-Busters* But let's talk about the bigger picture...

What exactly went wrong with Power Rangers Super Megaforce...

OK, another piece on Super Megaforce, Don't worry, I promise not to dwell on it forever, but let's get real here... This is the 3rd piece I did on the Super Megaforce finale (though this is more of a "My thoughts on the series as a whole" thing) and it probably won't be the last. Power Rangers Fans, Sentai Fans, and Toku Fans alike are going to be doing a postmortem on this series and it's finale for a long time, for the hack job it did to the Power Rangers Legacy, and the greatness that is Gokaiger (and coming from me, someone who's generally not a Sentai purist, That's saying something)... I came up with a list things that went wrong with the series, and it's prequel series, Original MegaForce (though calling it that is a stretch, more on that later)...

N'cha, Happy Thanksgiving Special (or an introduction to Dr. Slump...)

Duck Nukem: Dear Diary... I'm So freaking done with Anonymous Yoshi putting me In a Kirby Box for Halloween This Year, and I'm Planning to be the Pillsbury Doughboy next year, just have to get naked, get Yoshiette's Chef's hat, Bill to Mouth Surgery, and a White Scarf. And after that I'll blow up the earth that has sent me Zero thank you's and continuously humiliated me, then I'll return to my Planet and be recongnized as a hero... Sincerly, The one team member who constantly get's on my friend's Nerves...

*Tears up page from book*

Yo... Yoshiette 1, Come and dig this dod derned letter so we can read it on halloween...

Yoshiette 1: It'll get dirty, so just put it in this Mountain Dew Bottle and send it to the sea...

Kapp'n: Oh castaways, How I love theee...... Oh what's this....

"Dear Diary.... Kirby box.... Pillsbury.... Naked... Sugery... Blow up the... EARTH!!!!!!" I've got to report this sociopath to the cops!!!!

My quick thoughts on the Extended Cut of the Power Rangers Super Megaforce Finale (and some extra thoughts on the regular cut)

Remember when the term director's cut was something holy amongst film buffs... Now they can put the term extended cut on anything to make a quick buck and it's their way of telling the general public... "Hey, this version might not suck as much as the original... LOVE ME AGAIN!!!!!" Case in point the Director's cut of Saban's big humiliating flop from last weekend known as Power Rangers Super Megaforce "Legendary Battle" is probably going to be seen as a cash grab, but can it possibly be savaged with a longer running time and extended scenes, well...

Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective... Part 3: Climbing to the Top of the Tower of Tyranny (56k WARNING)

Welcome to Project Double Diamond Part 3, When we last left off, Nintendo was in the big leagues, however in 1983 the games industry was on it's last leg in North America. Heck the arcades started to decline around this time. Despite this, Nintendo released it's next big thing in Japan, What was it? Could it emulate the same success in America and Europe? What made people want to buy it? Find out today...

My (Somewhat) quick thoughts on Power Rangers Super Megaforce "Legendary Battle"

Spoiler: I rip off Moviebob with this following line, so apologies in advance...

Listen to me very carefully... I spent pretty much all season bending over backwards to give this episode a break, particularly because I'm a huge Power Rangers/Tokusatsu fan since I was little and I would like there to be another good Power Rangers series after Disney cursed the property with that God awful MMPR Revision, but  mainly because I don't want the Sometimes real self important and entitled nature of Power Rangers and Toku fans to come out of the woodwork at start whining and complaining about how "WAAAAAAAHHHHHH, POWER RANGERS WILL NEVER BE GOOD AGAIN!!!!!!" So I looked for ways this could work... Maybe it'll be a decent (but not exactly perfect) conversion of the Gokaiger counterpart, maybe the cameos from past rangers won't totally be wasted, Maybe it's aimed at real young kids and that's the right way to go. In other words I tried like hell to like this...

My quick thoughts on Simpsorama...

I'll give it this it's not as bad as The Simspons Guy...

INSTALL, MEGARANGER (3-3-5)!!!!! Denji Sentai Megaranger Review (AKA MY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY AND MY BIRTHDAY BLOG!!!!!)

56K BEWARE!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY BLOG, AND LONG AWAITED BLOG DAY, THIS BLOG'S GOING TO BE EPIC, BECAUSE I'LL REVIEW EVERY SIGNIFICANT BIT OF MEGARANGER!!!!! INTRODUCTION NEEDED? OK!!!!!

Megaranger is a video game/technology related Sentai series. It involves 5 high school seniors in their fight to save the world from Nezirejia and their literally twisted Nejire Beasts. TIME FOR THE DAIRANGER REVIEW STYLE REVIEW OF ELECTROMAGNETIC SQUAD MEGARANGER!!!!! SO LET'S SURF INTO SPACE, RIGHT ON CYBER SLIDER THAT TAKE'S US AWAY, WE DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTNING, IT'S ALRIGHT WE JUST FEEL SO HIGH!!!!!

Duck Nukem: You didn't get another magic goodie bag from that crazy construction worker, did you?

A. Yoshi: DUDE, ROLL THE REVIEW!!!!!!!

Random Rubbish Roundup SESSION 2 #1: Zelda: The Force Awakens: Phase 3

OK, TIME FOR R.CUBED SESSION 2!!!!!!!! AND THE NEW CHANGES INCLUDE...

• UPDATE FREQUENCY THAT RIVALS VGCATS!!!!!!!!!
• and....
• and...........
• NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!

As the title might suggest, I'll be talking about Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D, Star Wars Episode VII, and Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase 3.

Top 5 Must See Super Sentai Series

Ok we'll get to the blog in a minute, but Toy Story 4's going to be a thing? I mean really. Toy Story 3 was a good ending as it was, why make a new movie? Disney/Pixar already milked the Cars franchise enough as it was... Why ruin yet another franchise? You have enough movie franchise that are surviving on toy sales for both halves of the Species, Frozen (and by extension the Disney Princess line), Big Hero 6 was released just recently, Wreck-it Ralph, Hell, Cars was made off of toy sales, it has A FREAKING SPINOFF!!!!!! Toy Story was my favorite movie trilogy of all time (speaking of would a 200th blog that talks about the original be a bad idea?), and if you ruin it, Pixar better be very afraid. It better not be the Crystal Skull of the franchise just to introduce a bunch of peripheral characters to increase action figure sales. OK now that I'm done venting, time to talk about the big meat (and that sounded sexual)...

HAPPY 60th GODZILLA!!!!! Godzilla: King of the Monsters Review

HE'S GOT A PURPOSE FULL OF GRIMACE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, HE PULLS SPINNING HIGH TENSION WIRES DOWN!!!!! HELPLESS PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN, SCREAMS BUG-EYED AS HE LOOKS DOWN ON THEM!!!!! HE PICKS UP A BUS AND THROWS IT BACK DOWN AS HE WADES THROUGH THE BUILDINGS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF TOWN!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THERE GOES TOKYO!!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! Yes, the King of Monsters turned 60 a few days ago. Let's have a huge birthday bash for our favorite giant T-Rex Stegosaurus Gorilla Whale Creature Thing by reviewing his very first movie. THE ENGLISH VERSION, BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL!!!!!!

What can be said about Godzilla that I haven't already said, He's been in 30 official movies in Japan and America, Yes I Count the 1998 version because that has significance too. So what do I think of his first big break? Find out today on Anonymous Yoshi Reviews...

GOKAI CHANGE!!!!!! Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Review

So Gokaiger Month comes to a close, with a BANG!!!!! OK probably not a big bang, but a review a long time coming. I'll try not to spoil the series to much , but in order to properly explain this series, you kind of have to spoil it, so consider this a mild spoiler warning, but This Gokaiger Review won't be a cheap imitation of a review. This'll open up with some introduction...

Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective... Part 2: The Phoenix Rises! (56k WARNING)

Welcome back to my Nintendo Retrospective, Last time we learned about Nintendo's time as a card manufacturer and as Japan's Toy manufacturer that almost could. Today we're talking about how they got into the market that made them the most famous, Video Games...


Read Part 1 if you haven't already.

Every Single Power Ranger EVER!!!!!!!! Gokaiger Goseiger Super Sentai 199 Hero Great Battle Review Hyper Turbo Edition (AKA SENTAIMAINIA 2014)

Before we begin, Let's address some news stories that have happened recently...

Ninninger, Stupid Name, but #NinjaRangersConfirmed!!!!!! Avengers 2 Trailer, Looking good, but there's a good chance it'll disappoint compared to the first one, but we'll talk about that at a later post. Watching The Flash, you should watch it too, because it's better than most of the DC movies are going to be (seriously, have you even seen them?). Microsoft bought Mojang, could be good, could be bad, don't care, I don't play Minecraft. Nintendo New 3DS, Looks interesting don't get me wrong, but don't you think it maybe, just maybe, it might be a slight ripoff? Just a thought. I might elaborate on some of this and maybe other topics on a new R.Cubed.

OK now that I've got the last few months of news I said jack didley squatt on up to now, INTRO TIME!!!!!

Sailor Moon Classic Report Card

Honestly this was going to wait until after Gokaiger Month, but this is my blog and my rules, so you don't get to naysay. Sailor Moon Classic just concluded on Hulu, and it's time to give my final thoughts on this season and get ready for the R season. So I'll be grading the presentation, the story, and the characters, as usual, and giving a level between A+ to Z-. So let's do it to it and away weeeeee go!!!!

The Gokaigers Biggest Mindf@#k! Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger the Movie: The Flying Ghost Ship Mini-Review

OK, Good news, I'm out of Jail, Bad News, My ship and my computer are under investigation. But point is now is not the time for a big epic...

Policeman #1: Frisk him...

Policeman #2: What's that under his shirt?

A. Yoshi: I don't know what you're talking abou...

Yoshiette 1: Give that back. It's mine.

OK, So that came out of nowhere, now onto the second Goakiger Movie to be released in theaters, this time along with the Kamen Rider OOO movie, Which I'll review someday...

Cool Crap You Should See Right Now, GO!!!!! #1: Fujiyama Ichiban

Welcome to my new segment of my blog where I'll discuss something on the internet like a fellow blogger, YouTube series, webcomic, artist, cosplayer, or whatever who I thought needed more promotion. These won't be terribly long, but they do get across the point. Today I'll be talking about the Internet Tokusatsu series, Fujiyama Ichiban!!!!!

(Little Known Spoiler) Akihabara Rangers Die in the End. Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger Season 2Tsuu review. Now with more Tsuu!!!!

I don't know about you, but I wasn't a big fan of Akibaranger. It wasn't that bad, but it was very lacking, Relying heavily on references, so how does Akibaranger Season 2Tsuu hold up. Well, It does have interesting ideas, but are they executed well? Is it stronger storywise? Did Toei make the same mistake twice? Find out all this and more in the second part of Gokaiger Month-Tsuu...

PAIN IS STRENGTH!!!!! Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger Review

Toku Month 3 has just started, this month it'll be about series and movies that have things to do with Gokaiger. I'm more prepared than last year, Heck I can watch 8 episodes of toku a day and finish a short series in just a 2 or 3 days. The last couple of years was building up to a Garo Review and had a weird storyline, None of that THIS YEAR!!!! However this'll build up to a Gokaiger review, A series I've been aching to review since winter of 2012, HAD MEGAUPLOAD SURVIVED!!!! Between that and the moving situation, and other stuff, we've been putting it off until Halloween of this year. So our first review let's give a short intro but first, let me get into costume...

My quick thoughts on The Simpsons Guy...

Yeah... short version, This episode is not that good, in fact, it's pretty bad for the most part and downright terrible in a lot of parts. Honestly both The Simpsons and Family Guy have run their course, Heck Simpsons have gone on since 1989!!!!! Seriously though lets' get my thoughts on The Simpsons Guy (AKA WORST RATINGS TRAP SINCE LIFE OF BRIAN!!!!!)...

Talking a Bunch of Toku Part 2

Previously on an Anonymous Yoshi blog...

Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective... Part 1: The Beginnings

So I'm planning to do a pretty ambitious project known as the Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective (AKA Project Double Diamond), It'll come out on the 25th of every month to honor the 125th anniversary of the Big N, This'll take you through every bit of Nintendo's history, from Hanafuda to Smash Bros for Wii U. So get ready, because there's no turning back, and all constructive criticism is welcome.

Talking a bunch of Toku, Part 1

So, where did I go for the umpteenth time? I admit, when I do blogs, I want to make it something special, I want it to mean something, kind of the reason why I retried the big epic storyline, and also the reason R.Cubed is on hiatus. Not to mention I'VE BEEN BUSY!!!!!!!!! A mix of the two reasons caused me not to do a blog for almost a month, but anyway, On to the intro.

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Two For One (AKA My First Power Rangers Episode) Mini-Review

OK, Blogs are going to be a bit wonky these next few weeks (possibly even months), thing is I want to do blogs I actually enjoy, and I've got to get used to this new set-up. Also spoiler alert: you're going to see a lot of toku reviews for the rest of the year (and maybe a bit of Sailor Moon, Pokemon, and even the Hobbit). But anyway, Here's the topic for today's review. A MMPR Season 2 episode that just so happens to be the first episode I remember seeing long ago...

In the jungle you must wait, until the dice roll 5 or 8. Jumanji Review (AKA YET ANOTHER ROBIN WILLIAMS TRIBUTE).

I admit If I can watch Jumanji (or possibly Aladdin) the same way that I used to, Why can't I watch a JewWario video the same way even after over half a year. That's a question I doubt anyone, even myself, has the answer to. but What do I think of the Robin Williams movie that I had the most attachment to? Find out today...

My quick thoughts on Guardians of the Galaxy...

Hey dudes, Stay tuned after the review for an apocalypse that'll make the Yoshiverse jump the shark...

No updates, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?!

Time for yet another FREAKING UPDATE POST!!!!!

My quick thoughts on Sailor Moon Crystal episode 1

OK, listen to me very carefully, I'm going to try very hard not to spoil the new Sailor Moon series, but it might end up being like that, so despite the fact that I won't spoil any major changes, major plot points, and other junk like that, It is very possible that you might infer personal suspicions about that stuff from what I have to to say in this post, so If you just want to know if it's good or not, It's good, very good, you're in for a huge nostalgia ride if you watch this and have watched Sailor Moon as a kid, but the bigger details will be after this.

My quick thoughts on Transformers: Age of Extinction... Is it better than the first 3 movies?

Some readers may find parts of the story disturbing, Readers discretion is advised.

In case you were wondering, I had a karma filled few days if not weeks, honestly I'm more tired than usual thanks to IRL stuff destroying my morale. but on the bright side I did see ToQ 6Gou, and he convinced me to get another magic goodie bag from the construction worker from the highway. I wonder what's in it...

*Opens Bag*

PK Chu: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Yoshi: Wow do I have so many hands. Hey Phil, Why are you melting?

Whoa I'm flying in a colored vortex...

*M***G***'s head with a duck beak appears and opens mouth.*

AY: Is that the Yoshiettes? NO THAT OLD GUY'S IS BURNING THEM!!!!!

Old man: You know, Why don't you freaking wake up? JUST WAKE UP!!!!!

PKC: WHAT THE HELL MAN, WAKE UP!!!!!

AY: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?!

PKC: You fell into a coma after that Psychedelic trip a little under a month back. We've been in this motel ever since.

Before we begin I want to address something...

So... Regarding E3...

OK, this is going to be short quick and to the point, unlike previous years of my E3 blogs. Honestly this year might have a blog drought throughout these next few months, and another thing I have to address is that the story line might go at a slower than usual pace. Another thing I wanted to address is that it's Honestly it's been about a year since the last Ohranger VS B-Fighter chapter, but that's going to be put on indefinite hold due to lack of inspiration, come to think of it, a lot of my epic projects never reached completion one way or another, but let's talk about E3 whole it's still relevant...

SAILOR MOON'S BACK BABY!!!! (AKA My editorial piece on Sailor Moon on Sailor Moon Coming back to American shores)

Over a couple of years ago, I did a blog on Sailor Moon stuck in sort of a (for lack of a better word) rut, At least in terms of getting into the US of A. Honestly it wasn't one of my better blogs, but you know, Every artist is their own worst critic. Regardless, it did get sort of a point through. Said point being there's plenty of reasons that Sailor Moon not being released in america, but the biggest one is the fear of it being unmarketable. Let me explain, Casual anime fans will think it's too old fashioned, Hardcore anime fans will think it's too formulaic, Nostalgic fans won't like it compared to the DIC dub (which I'll get to in a bit), the media (especially Fox News) won't that it doesn't it's sneakily exposing kids to the Gay Agenda, and people don't want to show a (potentially) controversial show to their kids. I'll be honest, PEOPLE NEED TO GET THEIR S**T TOGETHER!!!!! Let me answer a few of the questions that mostly stubborn people might have for this.

Hey, I'm still alive.

Sorry for the month long hiatus, but I really needed to get away from hard work that wasn't school related (I'm graduating in a couple weeks just FYI), and really needed a break because the home situation and life in my temporary house were kicking my ass. Don't worry it wasn't another depression like I felt earlier in the spring (for relatively petty reasons but still reasons), but Let's go over what I missed...

Golden Knight Dies in the End. Garo: Makai Senki Review

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ADVENTURES OF ANONYMOUS YOSHI...

Viewer Beware... You're in for a Scare... Goosebumps: Attack of the Mutant Review

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ADVENTURES OF ANONYMOUS YOSHI...

Toku Rubbish Roundup #3

GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm tired, lacking motivation to do blogs, and I'm on a F***ING DEADLINE!!!!!! Ok, an Imaginary deadline, but still. So expect the 2 Halfway to Halloween blogs sometime on April 30 and before, and expect another R.Cubed in the coming weeks. With that said, Let's see how the 3 Toku series that I'm currently watching that are on going are doing.


NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NEW GARO SERIES, I'M 2 YEARS BEHIND THE SERIES AND IT'S SPINOFFS!!!!!!

My quick thoughts on Captain America: The Winter Soldier

*Insert clever intro here*

Random Rubbish Roundup #18: Box Office Flops in a half shell, Kikaider Reboot LOOKS AWESOME!!!!!!, Facebook Oculus Rift, Match made in heaven or destined for disappointment?

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ADVENTURES OF ANONYMOUS YOSHI...

R.CUBED BONUS ROUND #3: Disney buys yet another company, WTF?

Yep you don't have to wait almost a year until the next R.Cubed BONUS ROUND, But this was in my line of interest, so I decided to talk about this... Yep we're talking about Disney buying Maker Studios today...


Before we begin, I'm well aware of the Polaris/Blip/TGWTG Personalities as Disney Princesses, Disney Channel Stars, Whatever. All I can say is, Fanartists, Make this happen...

Toku Rubbish Roundup #2

*Knocks on the Door*

???: Yes?

Sack Johnson: This SimCity Secretary of Defense SacK Johnson, telling you that Anonymous Yoshi and his pet are going to South Korea to get a critical part of the Yoshiettes.

W. Wright: Just get all flights at the SimCity Airport canceled.

Haha, now let me do my thing.

Sack: Yes, boss.

*Room Turns Dark.*

W. Wright: *Holds Mega Stone* FORCES OF DARKNESS EMPOWER ME, TAKE ME BACK TO MY VIRTUAL REALITY!!!!!!!

GUESS WHAT THAT'S A REFERENCE TO!!!


High Priest W: So Grand Leader of the Anti-Nerd Culture Aliance.

*Screen Turns On*

Warping Eye: Yes?

W: Two things, One, I found a nifty yellow crystal, It's said to contain the thunder god Shockio, and Two, I canned all flights on the Simcity International Airport.

Warping Eye: Hunt down that idiot anonymous yoshi and bring be him and his friends heads!!!!!


Later at the airport.


TA: Sorry but all flights have been canceled.

PK Chu: Can we at least get a refund?

Lady: Sorry but we don't give refunds to nerds.

Anonymous Yoshi: Look a bus. Let's take that to as far as it'll go on the way to South Korea.

While we go on the way to South Korea, I'll load the cartoon.

Random Rubbish Roundup #17: Incredibles 2 and Cars 3 (Ummmm.... Yay?), Sailor Moon 2014 News, Pokemon Comes to Netflix

So yeah, it's been 15 years since the last R.Cubed, In that time, I lost my wife, kids, and even my lost my home for BS that I couldn't control. (NOT REALLY, BUT I'M BOTH MAKING THIS SEEM MORE TRAMATIC AND REFERENCING MY STORIES ON MY BLOG). Yeah some guy harassed me, and I just couldn't think of any good news stories at the time, but today, we've got Incredibles 2, Cars 3, Sailor Moon Crystal, and Pokemon an Netflix. So what are you waiting for, read this post, LIKE A BAWSE!!!!!

MY BIG RETURN!!!!! Ghostbusters Movie Review (AKA My late tribute to Harold Ramis)

THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE GHOSTBUSTERS IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.

LAST TIME...

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!! (PLEASE READ!!!!)

So... Where did I go? Honestly, I was trying to get over idiot trauma while I was getting my fantasy Baseball team while watching Gokaiger and looking at Rinoa (from Final Fantasy VIII) cosplayers who are in attractive linger...

Please stand by...

OK, That was the short version, the long version is...

Godzilla 2014 Trailer 2 review + Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer Review

THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE GUARDIANS OR GODZILLA IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.

LAST TIME...

Toku Rubbish Roundup #1: A new segment where I take a look at Power Rangers, Super Sentai, and Kamen Rider episodes

So ToQGer just happened, I'm not Impressed. Yeah, I wasn't exactly impressed with Kyoryuger, but it has a certain appeal to it, and it kind of has aspects of 80s and 90s sentai with aspects of Abaranger (which I wasn't a big fan of). So I decided from week to week, I'm going to take a look at each week's sentai, rider, and ranger episode. So Today we're taking a look at the first episode of ToQGer, the second episode of Super Megaforce, and the 18th episode of Gaim.

Random Rubbish Roundup #16: Marvel Disk Wars (AKA CAN THE MONSTER COLLECTING FAD DIE ALREADY?!?!), May I have this Diancie?, Could Mountain Dew Baja Blast be coming to stores?

*Ding Dong*

Yoshiette 2: Who ever could it be?

Pizza Man: Pizza Delivery.

YE2: We didn't order any pizza!!!!

Pizza Man: Waddle Dee bought it, it's already payed for.

Waddle Dee: Ohhhh boy, free pizza!!!!!

*Opens box*

YE2: Me feels sleepy, where's my Jigglypuff Pilloooooo..... *Lays down*

Everyone on the ship soon follows.

Yoshiette 1: Quickly get us into the workshop, while they're sleeping.

Anonymous Yoshi: HOLY CRAP, THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE IN JAPANESE!!!!!

YE1: Read the English Instruction Manual.

AY: While I put Yoshiette 1 back together, I'll roll the Cartoon.

KAMEN RIDER 1984!!!!!! Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost Review

Anonymous Yoshi: Hmmmm..... Yoshiette 1 Ice Sculpture for sale? At a bargain too, Only $90.01. Sold.

Come on, make me a sandwich, Do the Harlem Shake, Do anything other than just stand there. Hell, the ice sculptures in Harry Potter do more than just stand there. Fine, I'm just going to chuck you off Death Mountain Trail.

*one toss later*

Yoshiette 1: YOSHI, YOU IDIOT!!!!! I'm now in pieces.

???: SimCity Crime Stoppers, this is Jeff, how can I help you?

AY: This is A. Yoshi. I need help putting together Yoshiette Model XX-071 AKA Yoshiette 1. Can you give me instructions?

Jeff: I've got a better idea, how 'bout I don't?

AY: What?

Jeff: Trying to cover up a murder I see? I bet you're friends with that guy who tried to tap the internet of every place in the country?

*hangs up*

AY: Well I guess this is the end, I lost trust with the TGWTG cand Screwattack communities, and now I lost the trust of Videoland. No more getting ladies in my bed. No more Mountain Dew and french fries. No more Twitter. No More Moviebob. No more Toku, Video Games, Anime, and Manga. NO MORE ANYTHING!!!!!

Both: WE'RE BOTH FELONS!!!!!!!!!!

YE1: You can at least write one last blog.

My Quick Thoughts on BOTH The Lego Movie and Power Ranger Super Megaforce Episode 1

This is A. Yoshi Log 1.337, reporting from the city slums. You know that guy who killed Yoshiette 1, insulted the entire ship crew, and Hangs out with the Moderator? That's not me. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!! I SWEAR IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE NEGA YOSHI CLONES!!!!! HIDE, HE MIGHT BE AFTER YOU!!!!! Anyway, I saw both The Lego Movie and Power Rangers Super Megaforce Episode, So get ready for a quick opinion on both of them.

Random Rubbish Roundup #15: GO GO DINO CHARGE!!!!!!, More Batman VS Superman news, SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Explanation why this multiple of 5 R.Cubed isn't 4 topics, Self loathing, update on my blog, hidden reference to those two who I don't want to reference on my blog, today's topics. You know the drill, but here's today's topics...

• Power Rangers Dino Charge
• Batman VS Superman news (again).
• Sonic Boom

So without further ado, let's do it to it, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!

Putties wearing football jerseys, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Football Season Mini-Review

So the Superb Owl (AKA the Super Bowl just happened) and we're all paying for all that Beer (or if you're not old enough to drink, Pepsi), and Dorritos. So let's take look at a Power Rangers Football episode, because Power Rangers/ Tokusatsu is my obsession at the moment. This didn't have a real sentai counterpart per se, but There was Zyu 2, footage Saban could use just before the Dairanger stuff of season 2. So let's at a look at Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Football Season.

(5-5-5) Standing By! Complete! Kamen Rider 555 Review

Anonymous Yoshi: Hey, I'm Back from Grocery shopping.

*Whole Spaceship Crew Looks at Yoshi Funny*

AY: Hey, Why is everyone one wearing Wario hats and Yoshiette 2 wearing a Wario outfit?

Yoshiette 2: Do you have any idea what day it is?

AY: Uhhhhh...... Wednesday?

PK Chu: NO!!!!!!!! Do you have a hint on what happened last ****in' week?

Cucco Girl: Also you murdered Yoshiette 1, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!

AY: *Sigh* I at least have a home to myself. WAIT, WHAT!?!?!

Repo Man: By murdering Yoshiette 1, You've violated the terms of your home, so now we're repossessing your home.

Later, On the streets

???: Ooooooo, Very interesting He's hanging out with The Moderator Bot. So I've got to take a photo of this and send it to... OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Policeman: Hey, We've got a long break ahead of us, so we can sit  on the dumpster for hours and hours to talk about life, the universe, everything.


REVIEW TIME!!!!!!!

R.Cubed BONUS ROUND #2: Why The Wii U Successor Rumors are BULLCRAP!!!!!!

Has it really been almost a year since the last R3 BONUS ROUND? Well Not my problem anymore since I'm giving you what you want. This time's topic is The Hard Truth that people creating rumors about Nintendos true next gen system have to learn...

GIANT-SIZED Random Rubbish Roundup #2: 7 TOPICS!!!!!

So as you may or may not have figured out, January 2014 isn't the best month for blogs for me, I really want to get a super hero taisen z review out by the end of the month, I'm kind of behind on kyoryuger and kamen rider gaim, I want to watch more kamen rider 555, I want to be in good terms with than 20 something (figurative) alien Texan animation fangirl I can't remember the name of by her birthday (which is in 2 weeks from now), and I've got 7 topics ready to go for the second giant sized R.Cubed, what are they? Find out today.

A New Year, Time for new plans, and other updates.

MERRY NEW YEAR!!!!! BEEF JERKY TIME!!!!! So Yeah, I wanted one more blog out by the end of last year, which would've been a sort of year in review style thing, but since I doubt much of you care, not to mention I blogged myself out this year, I decided not to do it. I'm kind of going through a self doubt stage of my blogs, meaning that I want to do blogs, but the whole "X Person's Better Than Me Factor" is kicking in more and more. But here's the big change that's going to be happening this year.