Wednesday, December 17, 2014

BATHING SUITS!!!!!! Sailor Moon Classic: The Summer, The Beach, Youth, and Ghosts mini-review

Where did I go for the past week? Busy, tired, lack of inspiration, the works. Let's celebrate the summer in the winter with this Fanservicey Sailor Moon Episode. Yeah Sailor Moon is no stranger to light fanservice, but how does this episode fare? An episode I posted a lot about on tumblr... Find out today...




THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH THE INTRO, FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT!!!!! WINING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT!!!! WHOOPS, I MEAN I'M SORRY IT's HARD TO SAY!!!! OK I'LL STOP!!!! OK ONTO THE EPISODE ITSELF!!!! IT BEGINS WITH A DESCRIPTION OF THE EPISODE, AND A INTRODUCTION TO THE BASICS OF THE SHOW UP TO THAT POINT!!!! THE ACTUAL REAL EPISODE BEGINS WITH USAGI AND FRIENDS EXITING A TRAIN AND READY FOR SUMMER VACATION AT THE BEACH!!!!! LUNA TELLS THE GIRLS THAT THIS IS NO VACATION, BUT USAGI AIN'T GONNA LISTEN!!!! REI LOOKS FOR THE HOTEL, AND USAGI FANTASIZES ABOUT BEING IN A PRIVATE BEACH WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS, AT LEAST IT'S EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FANSERVICE!!!!! USAGI AND REI ARGUE AS ALWAYS WHEN IT RAINS AND THEY FIND A MYSTICAL KID!!!!! THEY HEAD INTO A MANSION WITH A FAMILY KNOWN AS THE ADAMS, HOW SUBTLE!!!! REI KNOCKS THEN 3 MONSTERS GREET THE 4 GIRLS!!!! USAGI FREAKS OUT, AND HEY MEET A MYSTERIOUS MAN!!!!! USAGI AND LUNA TALK ABOUT THE HOTEL STAFF, AND BY NOW IT'S DINNERTIME!!!! THE MAIN 3 HEROES ARE FIGHTING AND THEN EATING DINNER!!!!!! A GHOST APPEARS, AND THE TEAM WONDERS WHAT IT WAS WHILE THE MAN FROM EARLIER HYPNOTIZES THE GIRL OF THE DAY!!!!! EYECATCH TIME!!!! NOW WE GET THE FANSERVICE PART OF THE EPISIDE, USAGI'S PARTYING, THEN WHEN REI BRINGS UP SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THE BEACH, USAGI STOPS!!!!! AMI BRINGS UP THAT SAKIKO (THE GIRL FROM EARLIER) HASN'T LEFT HER ROOM, AND AMI STARTS STUDYING BUT USAGI STOPS HER)!!!! THE GIRLS PLAY BALL AND USAGI'S GETTING OWNED WHILE SAKIKO WATCHES!!!!! USAGI"S AFRAID AT HER NIGHTTIME BATH, REI IS EXORCISING THE GHOSTS!!!!! AMI MEATS UP WITH SAKIKO AND DISCUSSES USAGI AND HER FRIENDS BUT SAKIKO IS BEING TAKEN BY HER FATHER!!!! SAKIKO"S FATHER SCOLDS AT HER AND HYPNOTIZES HER!!!! USAGI WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CRIES AS USUAL, AND FINDS 2 OF THE 3 MONSTERS CHANTING!!!!! SAKIKO IS CONTROLLING THE ROOM WITH HER PSYCHIC ABILITIES, AND ATTACKS AS A GHOST!!!! THE GHOST ATTACSK THE GIRLS THEN SAKIKO'S FATHER!!!!! THE SAILOR SENSHI TRANSFORM, IN ALL IT'S UNCUT GLORY (I'M WATCHING THE VIZ VERSION ON THE DVD I GOT AT FYE JUST YESTERDAY), AND AFTER THAT THEY DO THEIR OSHIKIYO THING!!!!!!! SAILOR MOON USES HER FINISHER WHICH TURNS OUT O BE INEFFECTIVE!!!! SAKIKO WAKES UP AND THE SAILOR SENSHI RUN AWAY FROM THE GHOST!!!! SAKIKO MAKES THE GHOST DISAPPEAR, HER FATHER APOLOGIZES, AND THE GIRLS PARTY AND WE GET ONE LAST BIT OF BATHING SUIT ACTION BEFORE THE EPISODE ENDS!!!!! BUT WAIT THE EPISODE'S NOT OVER, WE'VE GOT THE ENDING THEME AND THE NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW, WHICH I DON'T CARE ABOUT FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS REVIEW!!!!


This episode's OK, Not great by any means, It has decent fanservice, but the action seems lacking, Still it's a good distraction from the first story arc, with no dark kingdom and all. I give this 2.5 Usagi's Bathing Suits out of 4.



I'll try to get the Hobbit review out as soon as I can, but In the mean time, There will be as much updates as I can for the rest of the year. Sorry for the lack of updates.

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