Ninninger, Stupid Name, but #NinjaRangersConfirmed!!!!!! Avengers 2 Trailer, Looking good, but there's a good chance it'll disappoint compared to the first one, but we'll talk about that at a later post. Watching The Flash, you should watch it too, because it's better than most of the DC movies are going to be (seriously, have you even seen them?). Microsoft bought Mojang, could be good, could be bad, don't care, I don't play Minecraft. Nintendo New 3DS, Looks interesting don't get me wrong, but don't you think it maybe, just maybe, it might be a slight ripoff? Just a thought. I might elaborate on some of this and maybe other topics on a new R.Cubed.
OK now that I've got the last few months of news I said jack didley squatt on up to now, INTRO TIME!!!!!
As you know, Gokaiger is an anniversary show for Super Sentai, and as with Sentai shows after Gaoranger, It had an anniversary movie, It's Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger VS Tensou Sentai Goseiger VS THE 199 HEROES OF SUPER SENTAI ALL ON TONIGHT'S MATCH SO LEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
MATCH RECAP:
SO WE GET THE OPENING LOGO FROM TOEI (ALRIGHT CROWD SAY IT WITH US...
WAVES AND ROCKS!!!!!!) ,WE ALSO GET MORE OPENING LOGOS BEFORE WE GET THE GOSEIGER'S FIGHTING ZANGYACK!!!!!! GORANGER'S AKARANGER APPEARS REVEALING HIS TRADEMARK MOVE THE RED BUTE!!!!!!!!!! HE'S JOINED BY JAKQ'S BIG ONE!!!!! THEY'RE ALSO JOINED BY THE BANGAI HEROES OF SENTAI!!!!! SOON AFTER THEY'RE JOINED BY ALL THE SENSHI OF SUPER SENTAI!!!!!!!!
EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER EVER!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!
WE SEE PUNCHES, KICKS, SWORDS, FLYING, GUNS, ACROBATICS, AND ALL TYPES OF TECHNIQUES!!!!!! THE HEROES IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT ALONG WITH THEIR BANGAI HERO FRIENDS DESTROY ZANGYACK BUT EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE GOSEIGERS LOSE THEIR POWERS!!!!! THE PAST SENTAI MEMBERS GATHER WHEN ZANGYACK RETURNS WITH A NEW FLEET, AND WE GET THE MOVIE LOGO!!!! WE SEE THE GOKAIGERS MAKING THEIR APPEARANCE FIGHTING GORIMIN!!!!! THEY TURN INTO GO-ONGER, DYNAMAN, AND FIVEMAN!!!! THEY TRY TO TURN INTO GOSEIGER, BUT WHAT'S THIS? THE GOSEIGER'S MAKE THEIR RETURN TO THE RING!!!!! THE GOSEIGERS MAKE ZANGYACK GO AWAY WITH THEIR CARDS AND THE GOSEIGERS AND GOKAIGERS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!! THE FIGHT ENDS...
WITH A LITERAL BANG!!!!!!
BOTH TEAMS TRY TO FIGURE OUT HINGS ABOUT THE OTHERS, AND WARZ GILL IS GOING APES**T AS USUAL, WHEN THE BLACK CROSS KING APPEARS AND TELLS US HIS PLAN!!!!!! THE OLD SENTAI MEMBERS ARE ENJOYING THEIR POST HERO LIVES!!!!!! THE GOKAIGERS GET THE GOSEIKNIGHT RANGER KEY WHEN THE GOSEI GREAT ATTACKS!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, THERE'S MECH FIGHTS, ON SHIP FIGHTS, AND MORE FOR THE RANGER'S POWERS!!!!!! THIS ALL GET'S INTERRUPTED WHEN THE BLACK CROSS KING STEALS ALL THE RANGER KEYS, AND BRINGS BACK MAGIRANGER'S DAGON, GOSEIGER'S BURAJIRA, AND GO-ONGER'S YOGOSHIMAKURITEIN!!!! NAVI GETS THE GOSEI KNIGHT KEY, THE RANGERS END UP IN AN OFFICE BUILDING, A RURAL AREA OF JAPAN, AND EDO!!!!!!! THE RED RANGERS HENSHIN, THE OTHERS SOON FOLLOW AND FIGHT PAST FOOTSOLDIERS!!!!
THE PAST SENTAI MEMBERS HELP OUT A DEPRESSED MAN WHEN THE BLACK CROSS KING STARTS A TAKEOVER OF THE WORLD!!!!!! THE RANGERS ARE STILL FIGHTING (OR AT LEAST TRY TO)!!!!!! THE 2 YELLOW RANGERS GET THE BIG BLACK ROBOT TO GIVE HIS AUTOGRAPH TO GET HIS GUARD DOWN, AND THEY SERIOUSLY DESTROY HIM!!!!!!! GOSEI BLUE CREATED ILLUSIONS OF HIS FRIENDS USING DAGON'S FOOT SOLDIERS AND DAGON'S GONE!!!!!! GOSEI RED SAVES GOKAI RED IN AN AWESOME CARD PLAY AND DESTROY BURAJIRA!!!! THE GOSEIGERS AND GOKAIGERS GET THEIR GAME PLAN READY AND IT'S TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL!!!!!
THIS SHOW'S SPONSERED BY TOEI, THE CREATOR OF SENTAI AND KAMEN RIDER, BANDAI, WHERE YOU CAN BUY SENTAI MERCHANDISE, TV ASAHI, THE CHANNEL FOR SUPER HERO TIME ON SUNDAY MORNINGS, AND TELEVI-KUN MAGAZINE, FIND OUT ABOUT DRIVE TYPE TECHNIQUE, TOQ RAINBOW, ULTRAMAN GINGA S SEASON 2 AND MORE!!!!! (OK NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET TH IDEA)
BACK TO OUR SHOW, THE TWO TEAMS INTERCEPT THE BLACK CROSS KING WHO MAKES CLONES OF ALL THE RANGER KEYS, AND WHAT FOLLOWS IS A HUGE SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!! BOTH TEAMS HENSHIN AND ROLL CALL!!!!!! FLASHMAN, CHANGEMAN, TURBORANGER, LIVEMAN, AND MASKMAN ATTACK WITH STOCK FOOTAGE, BUT THEY GET TURNED BACK TO KEYS!!!! GOKAI RED FIGHTS DYNAMAN, GOSEI PINK FIGHTS CARRANGER, GOKAI PINK FIGHTS ABARANGER, GOSEI BLUE FIGHTS DENJIMAN, GOKAI GREEN FIGHTS KAKURANGER, GOSEI YELLOW FIGHTS FIVEMAN, GOKAI PINK FIGHTS BATTLE FEVER J, GOSEI BLACK FIGHTS GOGGLE V, GOKAI BLUE FIGHTS GINGAMAN, GOSEI RED FIGHTS JAKQ, AND GOSEI KNIGHT FIGHTS A BUNCH OF 6th RANGERS!!!!!!! THE RANGERS TEAM UP WITH THEIR COUNTERPARTS AND FIGHT RANGERS OF THE SAME COLOR THEY ARE!!!!! THEY ALL TEAM UP TO BEAT ALL THE RANGERS THEY DIDN'T GET TO!!!! BLACK CROSS KING GROWS BIG, AND THE GOKAIGERS GET HONORED AS A REAL SENTAI TEAM!!!!! ALL THE RANGERS COME UP AND GIVE THE 2 CURRENT SENTAIS THE SUPER SENTAI BAZOOKA WHILE THE GOKAIGER THEME PLAYS!!!!! THEY FIRE THE SUPER SENTAI BAZOOKA AND...
CHOKE ON THE LOGO BEEYOTCH!!!!!
(With Severe Apologies to EZ Rider For Stealing His Joke!!!!)
ALL THE SENTAIS RETURN TO THE KEYBOX, AND THE MONSTER REVEALS HIS FINAL FORM, A GODZILLA MONSTER!!!!!! THE TWO TEAMS GET OUT THEIR MECHS AND GET THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM!!!!! THE CIVILSAINS GIVE MOTIVATION TO THE 2 TEAMS AND THE MOST AWESOME 5 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE BEGINS NOW!!!!! WITH GIANT ROBOTS FROM SENTAI'S PAST FACING SENTAI VILLAINS FROM YESTERYEAR USING THEIR FINISHING ATTACKS WITH THE GORANGER THEME PLAYING WILL ALMOST MAKE ANY TOKU NUT WET YOURSELF!!!! IT'S ALL TOPPED OFF WITH VARIBRUNE ATTACKING TO THE GOKAI OH AND GIVING THE FINISHING BLOW TO THE MONSTER!!!!! THE GOKAIGERS AND GOSEIGERS SAIL OFF TO THE UNKNOWN, SAY THEIR GOODBYES, AND...
WAIT... IS THAT GOKAI SILVER!?!?
AND THE FILM ENDS WITH A FULL VERSION OF SUPER SENTAI GETTER!!!!!
WOW WAS THAT... HEY WHAT'S GOING ON... HELP...
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In all seriousness, for all the references this has, this was a cute story, and it had a lot of story impacting fanservice for Sentai Nuts everywhere...
CHARACTERS:
All the main rangers act like how they do in the show (I'll elaborate more next week on The Gokaigers), and it's great to see the old school rangers come out of retirement just to bring us this film. Even if they don't get into action, it's great to see their lives after ranger life. Black Cross King is interesting as a villain brought back from the dead to fight the rangers, but he just wants to make super Sentai non existent in the world. Kind of goofy if you ask me.
PRESENTATION:
The movie has a lot of Sentai Fanservice, from Sentai mechs, to former Sentai teams, Sentai villains, and Sentai members. It's also interesting to see the main Sentai teams interact with each other, like most Sentai team ups. Still, it feels like a bigger budgeted Gokaiger episode. Even then, this is easily the movie's strongest point. Show this to anyone getting into tokusatsu for the first time.
OVERALL:
It may rely heavily on fanservice, but it's got something for everyone, it's a solid movie and want to see something on a rainy day... I give this 3 Varibrune's out of 4.
NEXT WEEK:
LET'S GO, LET'S GOKAIGER!!!!!!
CHARACTERS:
All the main rangers act like how they do in the show (I'll elaborate more next week on The Gokaigers), and it's great to see the old school rangers come out of retirement just to bring us this film. Even if they don't get into action, it's great to see their lives after ranger life. Black Cross King is interesting as a villain brought back from the dead to fight the rangers, but he just wants to make super Sentai non existent in the world. Kind of goofy if you ask me.
PRESENTATION:
The movie has a lot of Sentai Fanservice, from Sentai mechs, to former Sentai teams, Sentai villains, and Sentai members. It's also interesting to see the main Sentai teams interact with each other, like most Sentai team ups. Still, it feels like a bigger budgeted Gokaiger episode. Even then, this is easily the movie's strongest point. Show this to anyone getting into tokusatsu for the first time.
OVERALL:
It may rely heavily on fanservice, but it's got something for everyone, it's a solid movie and want to see something on a rainy day... I give this 3 Varibrune's out of 4.
NEXT WEEK:
LET'S GO, LET'S GOKAIGER!!!!!!
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