THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL, AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE GHOSTBUSTERS IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.
Anonymous Yoshi: What's been happening recently?
Now let's fix the Yoshiette...
Yoshiette 1: G'day gentlemen, I now talk like Banjo or Conker.
AY: Yoshiette language disk BRITISH English.
AY: OH NO!!!! THE CREW WOKE UP!!!!!
I can explain!!!!
Video Game Crime Stoppers GO!!!!!
Simon Belmont: SIMON BELMONT!!!!!
Sonic: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!
Mega Man: MEGA MAN!!!!!
Bub and Bob: Team Bubble Bobble a-goooooo..... *sleeps*
Nega Yoshi 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! What are just a few Kids going to do...
VGCS: FIRE THE EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!
NY2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THESE ARE JUST SAUSAGES!!!!!
Pac-Man: Right.... We left the dynamite at home.
Bub: To the TNT Store, AWAAAAAA... Can we go home.
Meanwhile at the A. Yoshi ship.
Yoshiette 2: So... why has Yoshi Locked himself in the closet for the past few days?
YE1: I think it's because of him getting harassed by [Redacted].
PK Chu: I personally think it's because of Mar...
YE1: *Smacks PK Chu* DON'T MENTION HER NAME!!!! IT'S JUST GOING TO MAKE HIM FEEL WORSE ABOUT HIMSELF!!!!!
I've got an Idea...
Hey Yoshi... I've got a sexy fanservicey cosplay photoset for you if you get out of that closet.
AY: OH BOY!!!! WHERE?
YE1: Just get on that computer and write about Ghostbusters...
I admit, I took a break from posting crap on my blog, because someone was being a total Smith to me, but I wrote this post in advance and when this post gets released, consider this my big comeback, no more cowering, and if that Smith ever comes back, I can give him the official Anonymous Yoshi one-fingered-salute. But anyway... Harold Ramis is gone, but I'm not letting that ruin my taste in this movie like I did for JewWario and his videos. But anyway, this is a review of Ghostbusters.
SOMETHING STRANGE, IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, GUESS WHO IT IS...
EXPLAIN THIS SH...
PREEMTED DUE TO THE REVIEW!!!!!!!
In New York City, Paranormal activity keeps happening all over. Most of the paranormal activity comes from a building controlled by super gods, but mainly by a being known as Gozer the Gozerian. Is he male? Is he female? Well I'll explain it in the characters. So It's up to 3 guys, Venkman, Stantz, and Spengler (Yes, I spelled it right this time) to stop the ghost from terrorizing the city. They're later joined my Zeddemore, But before that they have some decent success in their Ghostbuster business, then they have doubts by the community which leads to the climax which You have to see for yourself. The Story's Goofy, unique, and was Men In Black before Men In Black was a thing. It's kind of a contrast to the mean spirited, gross out, stoner comedies of today. Seriously, watch this movie if you're tired of those type of comedies.
Peter Venkman is the Leader who's character is hard to describe without explaining the jokes, seriously, comedies are hard to review because it's hard to explain the jokes without spoiling it. Ray Stantz is the overgown child of the team, I relate to him a lot, since I'm also kind of crazy like that. Egon Spengler is the smarts of the team, He's my favorite because I kind of also relate to him since he knows a lot about s**t, though for me it's more pop culture stuff, but I still have knowledge of some sciences. Winston Zeddemore is the fourth ranger of the team, but he isn't as characterized as much as the others since he doesn't until after the halfway mark. Dana Barett and Louis Tully are minor characters who kind of serve as the Damsels in distress. Gozer is the Big Bad of the movie. He can be a man, woman, anything you can think of, Which makes him a real great villain.
This movie's real clever, goofy, surreal, and works well as a comedy. The effects are dated by today's standards, but they're better than most of today's CGI messes. I really like the stop motion effects on Zuul and Vinz during parts of scenes with them. Heck The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man kind of reminds me of movies like Godzilla, I won't tell you where the scene is, but watch the full movie. It's funny and weird (but not overly weird).
Even after Harold Ramis' death. I can still watch this movie with great confidence. After all, he's just one part of the movie, one of my favorite parts, but the movie still works just as much without him in our lives anymore. I give this movie 3.75 Stay Puft Marshmallow Men out of 4.
Now back to the story...
Microsoft Sam: My ROFLCopter Goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI TCHE TCHE TCHE TCHE SOI SOI SOI SOI!!!!!!
You can now take off and block that road.
Road Worker: Sorry but this roads closed.
NY2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Proto Yoshiette: That... that.... Road's Blocked.... t- t- t- toooooo......
PK Chu used thunder!!!!!
It does 3000 damage on Proto Yoshiette and Nega Yoshi 2!!!!!
ModBot: Please... Don't hurt me!!!!! I'M INNOCENT!!!!!!
Anonymous Yoshi went into a feedle position!!!!
Nega Yoshi 2 and Proto Yoshiette used LAZER CANNON!!!!
Both: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Both Yoshiettes used Protect!!!!!!
Both Yoshiettes took 9000 damage.
AY: Here comes the TNT!!!!
NY2 and PYE: OH NO!!!!! TNT EXPLODES!!!!!!
ONE HIT KO!!!!!
Later, In the hospital...
Doctor: I'm afraid there's not much we can do for the Yoshiettes.
AY: I might have to go to the parts store.
Cashier: Hello, welcome to Sam's, how may I help you?
AY: Do you sell this part for the Yoshiette? Mine got damaged.]
Cashier: Sorry, But that particular part is only sold in South Korea after the Sam's America warehouse fire last week.
PKC: THAT PART WAS CRUCIAL TO THE LIFE OF YOSHIETTE, ORDER ONE TO GIVE TO US!!!!!
Cashier: Sorry, but that's Illegal, and I'll lose my vendors license if I do.
AY: Do you know what we're doing Phil?
AY: Going to take a trip to KOREA to buy 2 of those crucial parts of those Yoshiettes.
PKC: ROAD TRIP!!!!!
Cashier: HAPPY SAINT PATTIES DAY LADDIES!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...