FAMILY GUY: LIFE OF BRIAN: DESTROYED!!!!!
So the episode begins with the intro, as always, and right after that we get Stewie and Brian running away from Native Americans and... HOLD IT!!!!! We just got past the Intro and we've already noticed a major flaw, since when did they give these people power to take over America? I know Family Guy doesn't have the strongest continuity in the world, and it'll explain why they took over Quahog, but we never understand why they would do such a thing. They escape and the Native Americans try to get help, and RACISM!!!!!! Oh wait we learn that stewie gave guns to the Native americans because he wanted to be liked, but if he was really as intelligent as they say he is, He should either A) Realize hat what ever he does in the past will have repercussions in the future, or B) READ A FREAKING HISTORY BOOK!!!!!!! An we get an unfunny cutaway about the last supper that's a failure of a joke!!!!!!!!! Brian points out various things in the new america that confuses funny with racist. Stewie finds out his return device thingy is broken and he has to go to the Alternate Universe Griffin's house to fix things. After that, We get another cutaway that's super racist even too me. We go to the Griffin's house and we get a Griffin family meeting that's all kinds of racist!!!! When the normal Stewie and Brian go into the Griffin's house we see Stewie giving the guns to the natives while Brian is leading a woman to somewhere for no reason. Stewie gets the guns back in an overall stupid scene, then we get one more racist scene before that subplot is never mentioned again!!!! Stewie destroys the time machine and we get a cutaway that's really dull. Stewie sends his time machine to the junk yard and Brian get's the net which'll lead to his eventual demise... Next we get a cutaway that'd be better if we got the DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball music like that one Anime Basics video starring Psykoneko, Radical Edward (who I'll refer her to Ed from now until the end of time), and MarzGurl (I just had to). Stewie and Brian set up the net and when he's in the middle of doing so, BRIAN GETS RAN OVER!!!!! THIS SCENE MAKE ME FEEL EVERYTHING OTHER THAN SAD AND POSITIVE EMOTIONS!!!!! We go the vet and we get a joke that only long time Family Guy viewers will get. After that we get the infamous overly sappy scene where Brian actually dies!!!!! If he said "I am hillairous and you will quote everything I say", this scene could have been better, at least novel enough to get me through this episode. Stewie tries to fix the time machine in a stupid an racist scene but fails. At the funeral, we get MORE RACISM!!!!!! Blah Blah Blah, more stupid jokes, and more sappiness. Quagmire shows no interest, nothing to see here. One month passes, and the family's still sad, Chris Griffin is still an idiot, they suggest to get a new dog (why?), and we get another cutaway that is all kinds of offensive!!!!! Can this episode be done yet? Over at the pet store, we meet Vinny, who's a racist sterotype. More stupid things happen, we get home, and racism ensues. We get another pointless cutaway, and Vinny and Peter head to the drunken clam, and we get the best joke in the episode involving Grimace (that's not saying much though). More racism, offensiveness, and stupid cutaways occur. Stewie tries to get stewie out of the house with racism, supidism, and offensivism. Stewie's crying, we get a sob story that's very emotionally manipulative, and the two are best friends now. The episode ends with the two going to bed with a scene I don't know what it's going for...
CONGRATULATIONS FAMILY GUY, YOU JUMPED THE SHARK, MADE THE WORST EPISODE OF THE SHOW, WORST THING I'VE REVIEWED, AND MADE ME LOSE ALL FAITH IN THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!!! This episode was all kinds of offensive, stupid, racist, and I didn't even laugh or smile through the whole thing!!!!!!!!! This episode get's a zero nothings out of 4, but it did get the Anonymous Yoshi seal of CRAP!!!!!
I'm done, don't got much to say, but expect 1 more blog to come out today.