LAST TIME...
Pizza Man: Pizza Delivery.
Yoshiette2: We didn't order any pizza!!!!
YE2: Me feels sleepy, where's my Jigglypuff Pilloooooo..... *Lays down*
Yoshiette 1: Quickly get us into the workshop, while they're sleeping.
Anonymous Yoshi: OK, After I screw on the head an press the button on her back she should return to... OH MY GOD!!!!!
*Yoshiette 1 Does the salsa dance*
YE1: Esta escena totalmente arranca Toy Story 3.
AY: What did I just do?
What's been happening recently?
Meh... Nothing Important.
Now let's fix the Yoshiette...
Yoshiette language disk English.
Maybe this can work.
One tune up later.
YE1: G'day gentlemen, I now talk like Banjo or Conker.
AY: Yoshiette language disk BRITISH English.
YE1: BLOODY HELL, WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO THE SHIP CREW!?
AY: OH NO!!!! THE CREW WOKE UP!!!!!
I can explain!!!!
YE2: It'd better be a good explaination.
AY: While I explain what happened, Roll the cartoon.
WARNING: THIS BLOG'S SHORT!!!!!
For today's review, We're taking a look at 2 movie trailers, one based on a comic book I've never heard of, and a Giant Lizard who hasn't had a big screen appearance in over a decade. So could these films work? Find out today.
Let's start with the more relevant one first...
The trailer begins with blood red colored logos. We get what begins like a disaster movie with places getting destroyed (because we all should associate Godzilla with those things). A battleship raises out of the water, then we get the military searching for the monster (or something like that). We learn that Godzilla is still alive after 60 years (so this is a sequel to Godzilla Final Wars? WHAT THE HELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS A REBOOT!!!!!!!!!!!). Godzilla destroys a building, people get scared, more destruction, and here's Godzilla again. Then after teasing us with what he looks like, we see Godzilla again and the logo ending the trailer.
I'll be honest, it looks cool, but it doesn't tell us much about the movie. I know trailers are like that, but at least tell us something. Even the teaser told us more, I guess that's the marketing tactic they're going for, but unless you don't know what Godzilla looks like, it's not much of a surprise. So yeah, cool looking trailer, just too much guessing. 2.5 Godzilla teeth out of 4.
Now onto the Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer...
We open with some guy unveiling an alien object. He reveals himself to be Starlord. We get a logo, then someone pulls out some kind of morpher (or whatever). Drax (aka Space Hulk), Gamora (green alien lady), Rocket Racoon (aka THE BEST CHARACTER IN ANY MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!), and Groot (tree person) get revealed. Starlord gets put in jail and uses a obscene gesture, heck the movie does a good job censoring it, just a taste of the humor of the movie. We then get assorted scenes of the mocie for the next 30 seconds while we get the dancing baby song, I'm not even joking, watch, look it up. We get told who these outlaws are and a group shot of them and a closing logo.
I really like this trailer, it tells us who the character are, it tells us just enough for a first trailer, and I like the humor, the action, and the effects, There's not much else to say on it, I give this trailer 3.25 infinity gems out of 4.
Now back to the story...
YE2: So Nega Yoshi 2 framed you, almost killed Yoshiette, insulted us, and disguised as you. Seems legit to me.
Meanwhile on the highway...
Video Game Crime Stoppers GO!!!!!
Simon Belmont: SIMON BELMONT!!!!!
Sonic: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!
Mega Man: MEGA MAN!!!!!
Pac-Man: PAC-MAN!!!!
Bomberman: BOMBERMAN!!!!!
Bub and Bob: Team Bubble Bobble a-goooooo..... *sleeps*
Nega Yoshi 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! What are just a few Kids going to do...
HOW WILL THIS FIGHT GO? STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!!!!
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