Duck Nukem: Dear Diary... I'm So freaking done with Anonymous Yoshi putting me In a Kirby Box for Halloween This Year, and I'm Planning to be the Pillsbury Doughboy next year, just have to get naked, get Yoshiette's Chef's hat, Bill to Mouth Surgery, and a White Scarf. And after that I'll blow up the earth that has sent me Zero thank you's and continuously humiliated me, then I'll return to my Planet and be recongnized as a hero... Sincerly, The one team member who constantly get's on my friend's Nerves...
*Tears up page from book*
Yo... Yoshiette 1, Come and dig this dod derned letter so we can read it on halloween...
Yoshiette 1: It'll get dirty, so just put it in this Mountain Dew Bottle and send it to the sea...
Kapp'n: Oh castaways, How I love theee...... Oh what's this....
"Dear Diary.... Kirby box.... Pillsbury.... Naked... Sugery... Blow up the... EARTH!!!!!!" I've got to report this sociopath to the cops!!!!