Friday, October 17, 2014

The Gokaigers Biggest Mindf@#k! Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger the Movie: The Flying Ghost Ship Mini-Review

OK, Good news, I'm out of Jail, Bad News, My ship and my computer are under investigation. But point is now is not the time for a big epic...

Policeman #1: Frisk him...

Policeman #2: What's that under his shirt?

A. Yoshi: I don't know what you're talking abou...

Yoshiette 1: Give that back. It's mine.

OK, So that came out of nowhere, now onto the second Goakiger Movie to be released in theaters, this time along with the Kamen Rider OOO movie, Which I'll review someday...




SO THE MOVIE BEGINS WITH THE TOEI LOGO (WAVES AND ROCKS!!!!!!!!!), AND THEN THE LOGO FOR THE 35th ANNIVERSARY OF SENTAI, WITH THE PAST SENTAI TEAMS!!!!!! THE ACTUAL MOVIE BEGINS WITH GAI YUUKI RUNNING AND POSING WHEN HE SEES A PIRATE SHIP!!!!! HE SUMMONS GOUZYUREX AND TRANSFORMS!!!!! GOKAI SILVER TURNS HIS MECH INTO GOUZYUJIN WHEN HE FIGHTS A FAKE GOKAIOH!!!! IT'S PILOTED BY LOS DARK!!!! THE GOKAIGERS FIND OUT ABOUT THE GOD EYE AND BEGIN TO HEAD TOWARDS IT!!!! THEN OPENING CREDIT'S ANDMOVIE LOGO APPEARS!!!!! WARZ GIL IS RANTING AND RAVING TO HIS GENERALS AND HEAD TO FIND THE TREASURE!!!!! THE GOKAIGERS FIND THE GHOST SHIP AND HEAD TOWARDS IT!!!!!WHEN THEY ENTER ZANGYACK TRIES TO LAND BUT FALLS, THEN WARZ GILL IS RANTING SOME MORE!!!!!!! WHEN EXPLORING THE SHIP, THE GOKAIGERS FIND 3 CG GHOSTS WHO START SINGING TO THEM!!!!! WHAT IS THIS CASPER THE GHOST?!?!  AFTER THAN SCENE, THE GOKAIGERS ENTER AN EMPTY ROOM WHEN LOS DARK APPEARS!!!!! HE PUTS THEM INTO THE DIMENSION OF THE WEIRD!!!!!! WHEN THEY ENTER THE BEGIN IN A SHRINE WHERE FOOTSOLDIERS OF SENTAI PAST ATTACK!!!!!! THEY FIGHT THEN THE FOOT SOLDIERS COMBINE AND CONTINUE TO FIGHT!!!!! WHEN THE MONSTER STARTS DANCING THE GOKAIGERS TURN TO BATTLE FEVER J WITH A SHORT INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THE THEME TO THAT SENTAI PLAYING!!!!!! THEY DEFEAT THE MONSTER AND END UP IN A BASEBALL PARK!!!!!! THEY FACE GORANGER MONSTER BASEBALL MASK, AND PLAY BASEBALL AS THE GORANGERS!!!!!!! DURING THAT TIME AT THE 3rd PITCH, THE G3 PRINCESSES APPEAR!!!!!! THAT CAUSED THE MONSTER TO STRIKE OUT AND GET DESTROYED!!!!!!! THIS LEADS THEM TO ENTER A WORLD WHERE ABRELLA AND HIS FOOTSOLDIERS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!! MARVELOUS GOES TO GET THE TREASURE WHILE THE OTHER 4 GOKAIGERS ATTACK!!!!! GOKAI RED FIGHTS LOS DARK IN A PRETTY AWESOME FIGHT SCENE!!!!!! AFTER FIGHTING FOR A WHILE, GOKAI RED AND LOST DARK CLASH SWORDS AND GOKAI RED GET'S THE GOD EYE AND BRINGS HIS FRIENDS BACK FROM THE MINDF**K DIMENSION!!!!! THE GOKAIGERS HENSHIN AGAIN IN A DIFFERENT FROM USUAL HENSHIN AND POSING SEQUENCE WITH THE GOKAIGER THEME PLAYING!!!!! THE FINAL WAVE HAS THE GORANGERS APPEARING!!!!!! THEY TRY TO ESCAPE THE COLLAPSING SHIP WHEN THE FAKE GOKAIOHB APPEARS!!!!! THE 2 GOKAIOHS FIGHT FOR A FEW MINUTES THEN THE FAKE GOKAIOH PREPARES IT'S FINISHER!!!!!  BUT BEFORE THE FINISHER CAN BE EXECUTED, THE GOKAIGERS FINISH HIM WITH THE GREATER POWERS OF THE GOSEIGERS, GORANGERS, GEKIRANGERS, MAGIRANGERS, AND DEKARANERS!!!!!!  TO GOKAIGERS ARE EATING WHEN GAI IKARI APPEARS!!!! THEN  NAVI TELLS US THAT THIS IS THE END OF THE MOVIE, AND GAI COMPLAINS THAT HE'S STILL NOT A PROPER GOKAIGER ENDING THE MOVIE!!!!!!


This Movie is rather.... Meh... It does have some good action and sequences that mess with your mind, but there's nothing that distinguishes it from an episode of Gokaiger other than HORRIBLE CG!!!!! Still, it was a cute movie. I give this 2 and a half Fake GoKaiOhs out of 4.


Next week, the final regular Gokaiger movie I haven't reviewed...

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