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Anonymous Yoshi: Hmmmm..... Yoshiette 1 Ice Sculpture for sale? At a bargain too, Only $90.01. Sold.

Come on, make me a sandwich, Do the Harlem Shake, Do anything other than just stand there. Hell, the ice sculptures in Harry Potter do more than just stand there. Fine, I'm just going to chuck you off Death Mountain Trail.

*one toss later*

Yoshiette 1: YOSHI, YOU IDIOT!!!!! I'm now in pieces.

???: SimCity Crime Stoppers, this is Jeff, how can I help you?

AY: This is A. Yoshi. I need help putting together Yoshiette Model XX-071 AKA Yoshiette 1. Can you give me instructions?

Jeff: I've got a better idea, how 'bout I don't?

AY: What?

Jeff: Trying to cover up a murder I see? I bet you're friends with that guy who tried to tap the internet of every place in the country?

*hangs up*

AY: Well I guess this is the end, I lost trust with the TGWTG cand Screwattack communities, and now I lost the trust of Videoland. No more getting ladies in my bed. No more Mountain Dew and french fries. No more Twitter. No More Moviebob. No more Toku, Video Games, Anime, and Manga. NO MORE ANYTHING!!!!!

Both: WE'RE BOTH FELONS!!!!!!!!!!

YE1: You can at least write one last blog.