So Guardians of the Galaxy... It's not as good as everyone says. It's not a bad film by any means, just isn't great. It does have good action, cute and possibly relatable characters, but honestly the big problem is that there's no there in there compared to other marvel heavy hitters like Captain America or even the Avengers. They tried to make avengers, but it doesn't have the same strength the Avengers had. The plot is Starlord stole a infinity stone and has to team up with fellow outlaws Gamora, Drax, Groot, and Rocket to protect it from Ronan the Accuser. It's funny at times, but honestly Avengers and other Marvel Movies had humor and also brains. I recommend seeing it, if nothing else to waste a weekend since nothing else is playing right now and the fact it has stuff that'll pay off in Avengers 3 and the film's sequel. It suffers from the same problem that plagued the Incredible Hulk where it relies more on style over substance. Still I give this 3 Walkmen out of 4.
Warping Eye: Looks like the world will end as we know it since the Time/Game Continuum is bursting.
High Priest W: YES, YES!!!!!!
Meanwhile in the Bermuda Triangle...
Conker: Hurry, and build the TARDIS so we can go home...
PK Chu: Watch out the world is entering a weird black hole!!!!!
A. Yoshi: the world is getting dark!!!!!
Everyone on the Island: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later in limbo (possibly)...
Yoshiettes: Hey, it's us, the world is just getting rebooted.
AY: Where's Phil...
???: I'm here, buff duck for Action Hero Magazine, and All-American Badass, now I go by the name Duck Nukem.
A. Yoshi Faints...
Yoshiette 1: QUICK, WE'RE LOSING HIM!!!!!
SIGNAL LOST...
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