Thursday, July 30, 2015

My quick thoughts on Madoka Magika: The Rebellion

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SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!

Dear M****B*b,

How's home life doing?  You ahve been mustering up a lot of controversy as of late... With the whole Gamergate thing (Which I don't give 2 Fraks about anymore), adding a storyline which some believe is as adventurous and epic as 60s Hanna Barbera Action Show to your oldd main show (which doesn't exist anymore), and Your Book (which I haven't read since I'm Broke and have no interest in buying it if I wasn't, or even the will to Pirate it). The internet taught us a valueable lesson last week, Never, ever make a slanderous review of an adam sandler movie where you attack and borderline threaten him, I wonder who taught us that lesson? I admit the review felt justified (since the movie looks stupid), if a little childish (ask me about how being angry for views worked out for me sometime). I'll still follow you until you do something EXCEPTIONALLY Stupid to me. I still have an intern (2 in fact), do you still have an intern? Is it old or new? Are you a MarzFan by any chance (even though I'm struggling to return to the fandom)? Keep In Touch...

Sincerly,
Your Pupil

A. Yoshi: Yoshiette 1, Come and mail this to Boston...

Yoshiette 1: God damn you're annoying...

The Premature end of A. Yoshi News Desk...

People are so going to hate me for this, but I'm canceling Anonymous Yoshi News Desk 2 months in. The basic version is that a lot of this blogs whether they'd be history pieces, news stories, reviews, or even updates take a lot of energy out of me, and having 20 different blog series on a regular basis only takes more of that energy from me, Kind of the reason I made my quick thoughts "series" if you want to call it that. It's also the reason I have to pause my Kinnikuman Retrospective every few arcs, another thing this energy draining caused me to do is taking away the epic storyline for my blogs. I've been doing this blogging thing for almost 4 years, and various changes have occured. Another big reason I had to quit is that I wait until the last minute to find stories, and I miss some, I need energy for this gig. So the moral of this story is I want to keep this gig as fun as possible, even if I have to make drastic changes. Does that mean R.Cubed will return? Maybe... But right now I need to catch a breath after such a big July... But keep in mind this isn't the end of Geek news in the world of Anonymous Yoshi Blogs. :)

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Sailor Moon S Report Card

The S Stands for Super, Forgetting the confusion with Sailor Moon SuperS, Which I'll get into next part. This was a season of transition for the series, higher stakes, more sci-fi elements, darker tone, It had the apocalyptic nature of the finales of the previous arcs in manga and crystal form, not to mention the character list was expanded vastly. How is this arc compared to the original and R Arc? Find out today because where halfway to finishing the original anime...



Saturday, July 25, 2015

Gaming Bits: Conker: A Story of a Deconstruction of the Mascot Platformer

Before we begin, we are talking about Mature Rated games, while I'll be trying to keep this segment family friendly, reader discretion is still advised...


I don't know about you, But I love the 3D Platformer, It was the #1 genre of the N64, My favorite console of all time. It had games like Super Mario 64, Crash Bandicoot 1-3, Sonic Adventure 1 & 2, Spyro 1-3, Croc 1 & 2, Ape Escape Series, Banjo-Kazooie series, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank series, Sly Cooper Series, Donkey Kong 64, heck I have fond memories of That Toy Story 2 game that always was a tad bit hard at times for me (then again I was 6 at the time and the pinnacle of my gamer life was Kirby 64), I even have nostalgia for games you wouldn't exacly consider Traditional Platformers like the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series (think about it for more than a rash reaction with Picard from Star Trek: Next generation facepalming with a cutesy poo "I'll just leave this here...") and Super Monkey Ball. But one game satnds out as one of the most interesting and one of my favorite Rareware games of all time, That was the deconstruction of the genre known as Conker's Bad Fur Day.


Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Blip's going to be gone soon, Why am I not Surprised?

Well this was bound to happen, a few days after Superman beat Goku again (which I completely expected because simply put Goku can get upgrades until the end of time, he'll just be to flawed to compete with godlike Superman), Disney/Maker is closing blip.tv on the 20th of next month. Why am I not Surprised?


Sunday, July 19, 2015

My quick thoughts on Ant-Man...

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Short version: Ant-Man is the best marvel movie since Captain America 2, A-, Take the kids, a ton of easter eggs to find for longtime Marvel Fans. Long version, Well, since you aksed...


Talking about Sailor Moon Crystal Arc 2 *SPOILERS*...

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So let's talk about Sailor Moon Crystal Arc 2: The Black Moon Clan arc... This might be shorter than the last time I talked about the series, just because I talked about the basic jist of the series, and the Black Moon Arc in separate blogs of their own. consider this an addendum to the last crystal blog, and talking about any differences between Sailor Moon R and the version of that arc presented here...


A Midsummer's Update...

Time for this summer's big update blog... The future of Gaming Bits, Kinnikuman Retrospective, and everything in between all in one blog...


Saturday, July 11, 2015

Gaming Bits: Banjo-Kazooie

KNOCK ON THE SCREEN, GIGGLE WITH GLEE... BAAAAAAAAAAANJO-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!! A 1, 2, 3, 4!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S A BEAR WHO WEARS A NECKLACE, SORT OF SWEET, SORT OF RECKLESS, WEARS A BAG AND DOESN'T HIDE IT, KEEPS A LITTLE BIRD INSIDE!!!!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!! HERE'S A WITH NAMED GRUNTILDA (STRONG RESEMBLENCE TO BROOM-HILDA), KIDNAPS BANJO'S SISTER TOOTY WITH A PLAN TO STEAL HER BEAUTY!!!!! I WANT TO PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!! THIS IS KAZOOIE, SHE CAN TALK IN BIRD WORDS, THIS LITTLE BACKPACK'S FILLED WITH HER BIRD TURDS!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANJO, BANJO, BANJO AND KAZOOIE!!!!!!! THIS GUY'S MUMBO (HE CAN MAKE YOU BIG OR LITTLE), FROM WHAT I HEAR, HE PLAYS A XYLOPHONE AND FIDDLE!!!! PLAY THAT FIDDLE, PLAY THAT FIDDLE, I COULD GO FOR A MCGRIDDLE!!!!!! HERE WE'VE GOT A BIRD WITH SMALL BUT SMART EGGS, KIND OF FUNNY HOW SHE BOTH COUGHS AND FARTS EGGS (BOTH OF HER HOLES HAVE EGGS THAT CAN'T BE HEALTHY)!!!!! PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO, PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO!!!!!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!! PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO, PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!! FIGHT WITH CARROT, KICK IT WITH A TURTLE CHOIR, BANJO'S A BEAR WITH QUESTIONABLE DAY ATTIRE, IS SHE A PARROT (MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE)!!!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!!!!! OOH-DELLALLY!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, WHAT A @#!$ING GAME!!!!!!!!!