Friday, January 29, 2016

Kinnikuman Retrospective: American Tour Arc: Part 2


In case you haven't read the counter next to this post, I made it to 300 blogs, I won't be celebrating festively, but I'd like to thank you for making me this successful, I'll be focusing my energy on my 300th blog which'll be THE KAMEN RIDER WIZARD MOVIE!!!!! So here's the actual blog itself...





When last we left off, Kinnikuman learned the 48 Killer Techniques, something he'll be using throughout the entire duration of the series. He also entered title defense bout with the WSA, WSF, and WSC. Now, whatever's next...


In Chicago, IL, a scarred Chojin known as the Bulldozer defends the Chicago Title, Chanelman challenges him for the Chicago title, he beats the The Bulldozer in just 1 move. The World Superman Council chases after him, but Chanelman takes the Detroit, Raleigh, and Miami titles, you know, it's kind of a shame (but amazing at the same time) that Chanelman basically beats his opponents without a sweat, without much challenge, not even Kinnikuman could do that... Meat brings back a bunch of different fake glasses, but he apparently lost his somewhere... Bob Winkle, WSC Minnesota Champion, gets ready to fight Chanelman. but Kinnikuman hits him with a hammer. The WSF and WSC are plotting their next move in their respective headquarters. We learn more about WSF, they are the Chojin Mafia. At a fight casino in Las Vegas King Crusher and Skull Bozu get ready to fight, but apparently the fight is Beauty Rhodes VS Skull Bozu. It turns out to be a fight of words. Kinnikuman's identity gets revealed to the other factions, and Chanelman denies it. He makes a lecture on who he really is, and Skull Bozu gets him to join the WSF. Also this...


Because Poor (and Inconsistent) Translationz R KOOL!!


Skull uses a Fumie (or a ritual used in Sengoku Japan to see who's Christian) by placing a picture of Mayumi, if Chanelman isn't Kinnikuman, He'll step on the picture...Chanelman beats up the picture since he doesn't have any respect for his parents. The WSC try to get Kinnikuman to expose himself, but Skull Bozu stops them. He ever rips part of Beauty's face, it's actually a pretty brutal display. Edith Harrison swears revenge, the WSF makes a plan to stop Kinnikuman in his tracks. Skull walks Kinnikuman to his next match. Chanelman namedrops Meat, and is almost exposed. Chanelman enters a test to see if he's worthy of entering the WSF. He has to behead a famous Chojin. Devil Magician decapitates this chojin named Handsome Raceman, and is entered into the WSF. Chanelman gets cocky, and almost exposes himself again. He moves to a different room to see Robin Mask fight Dynamite Piper (based off the not to long ago departed Wrestling Legend Rowdy Piper), Robin Mask beats Piper with a Tower Bridge, and...
















DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!

Robin challenges Kinnikuman to a title rematch. Kinnikuman reveals himself. Kinnikuman tries to talk Robin out of the fight, but he refuses to respond, and he gets taken away by some WSF officials. Robin Mask arrives at Kinnikuman's cell in the WSF Dungeon. He gives Kinnikuman Gyudon. He Insults Robin, and he leaves, while Sheik Seijin and Skull Bozu watch. Kinkotsuman and Iwao join the WSF and the Title match against Suguru and Robin will take place in the grand canyon... (Somehow) Flying Luxury Liners are floating around the ring placed 1600 meters above the Grand Canyon. Kinnikuman gets his title belt, and the match has begun with Robin using a drop kick. It almost causes Kinnikuman to get a ring out, the ring tilts, and Robin attacks him brutally. He continues to knock Kinnkuman off the ring. The rope snaps, and Suguru distracts Robin with his love of Alisa. Wait a sec, Kinnikuman was wondering where Alisa was, and why Robin left Alisa, HOW DID HE SWITCH MINDSETS SO QUICKLY, NO I DON'T MEAN LIKE SERIOUS KINNIKUMAN TO GOOFY KINNIKUMAN, HE WAS CLEARLY BEING DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT THE SUBJECT JUST 3 DAYS AGO, WHAT CAUSED HIM IN THAT TIME SPAN TO CHANGE!?!? Kinnikuman knocks Robin away, but he gets back into action... Robin misses a punch and falls into the abyss, but Kinnikuman saves him, showing how much he wants a fair fight, and not fighting with handicaps. Meat wants Suguru to drop Robin, but he just can't. He saves robin, but he's back, and more brutal than ever, using his Tower Bridge to finish him. Just as Kinnikuman is about to die, he gets out of the Tower Bridge and  starts fighting back. Iwao escapes a plane to cause the plane to crash into the ring. The plane crashes without much in the way of stopping it, The audience is mad, so the winner will be revealed. The judges choose Robin Mask. After noticing both Chojin have died the winner is actually Skull Bozu. Kinnikuman rises from supposedly being dead. A couple pages later, it turns out Robin is also alive. Robin doesn't want to be saved, and he reveals his story.

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Kinnikuman gets the plane off Robin, but Skull Bozu blows up the ring. Robin falls into the canyon while Suguru is saved by Meat's pod. Kinnikuman chases after the WSF and bumps into their secret Headquarters. At he HQ Edith Harrison and Beauty Rhodes (now with a Metal Plate on his face) fight the WSF. Kinnikuman Joins the fight when...


The leader of the American Superman World appears... 

This turns out to be God Von Erich. The American version of Harabote Muscle. after an introduction, He uses the Iron Claw Throw on Sheik, and bitch slaps Edith. He starts a tag championship, and Kinkotsuman and Iwao enter the Championship. With the championship about to begin, everyone has a partner, except Kinnikuman. John Steamboard (based off of Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat), comes to New York and is the partner of Rhodes. Devil Magician is the partner to Skull Bozu. Kinkotsuman makes Black Shadow, with the strength of Beauty Rhodes, the brutality of Ramenman, the technique of Robin Mask, and the brains of himself, to be a partner to Iwao. Dorlo Flears notices how everyone has a partner, and tries to join in, but Kinnikuman decides to go to Texas, and we get a hilarious roundabout for one 2 page spread before we go back to finding Terryman. Suguru finds Terry and they argue for a bit for Terry being to busy. He notices Terry's lost leg and an old man tells Kinnikuman the whole story about Terryman's lost leg. the old man sends Kinnikuman to give Terry his new prosthetic leg he just won't accept, which he accepts the mission... Kinnikuman returns to the WSA to tell them that he teamed up with Terryman. The opening ceremony happens, with the WSA about to reveal their trump card. The WSC has their tag team (The Emperors) enter with the Emperor Concerto. The WSF and Kaiju Tag teams (Most Evil Combo in the Universe and Rugged Brothers Respectively) with the WSF Playing "Night on Bald Mountain". Finally the WSA Tag Team (the Machineguns (now named and their theme being "The Magnificent Seven")) appears. everyone's only cheering for Terry, and also...


Hi supporting cast of Kinnikuman, where have you been this entire arc?

Kinnikuman falls on his face entering the ring, and the whole 8 person tournament exchange insults and trash talk, before God Von Erich explains the rules. and everyone starts fighting. the tournament really starts... NEXT TIME, Stay tuned for the Final Part of the arc. Until Then, have a great Kinnikuman Day.


CONCLUDED IN PART 3...

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