LAST TIME...
Anonymous Yoshi: WELCOME TO THE GREATEST WEEKEND OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!! What did you all get me for my birthday?
Peach: Can I borrow your Peach piranha plant power picture I did when I was a model?
Link: Hiya.
Navi: Hey, Link got you a Hookshot.
Blue: I got you a Scyther, Just trade your Sylveon, so I can give it to my Girfriend.
Kirby: I got you a crystal shard from Ribbon.
AY: Don't shine it into sunlight, we might... HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Bowser: Hmmmmm..... It seem that there's a shining force at the bemuda triangle. EVERYONE!!!!
All: Here!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
AY: Let's all Party to the DK Rap!!!!!
HERE, HERE, HERE WE GO!!!!!!! SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE, PERFORMING FOR YOU, IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF YOU WANT TO CLAP, AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP!!! HUH!!!!
Diddy Kong: I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!
Yoshiette 2: There seems to be a strange presence at 12 O'Clock.
AY: OF COURSE I WANT MORE PRESENTS AT 12 O'CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!
YE2: No, there's a ship heading towards us up in the north.
AY: STOP SWEARING!!!!!
YE2: NO!!!!!! WE MIGHT SINK IF THAT TORPEDO HITS US!!!!!!
AY: YOU CAN SING GREATEST HITS AT KARAOKE AT...
PA: WARNING, SHIP SINKING IN 30 MINUTES, ALL FUNCTIONS SHUT DOWN!!!! EVERYONE GET TO AS LIFE BOAT!!!!!
Yoshiette 1: Start showing your 2 year anniversary before we all sink!!!!!
OK This is my second anniversary of my blog, so we're taking the wayback machine through this past year and Let's go.
Before we begin I'm doing this out of pure boredom, The biggest night for how Spike TV Kamen Rider Kabuto, One of the best The riders of the series are in a LOCATION AND KAGAMI TELLS HIM THAT HE WANTS TO BE KABUTO!!!! What can you expect to see from me. DIVATOX IS TASTE TESTING PIZZAS, Lindsay has her own TGWTG style website now, but you're still going to be recognized as a small-time FamiKamen Rider series coming up, Two members of UAOH (the main organization of Ohranger) chase after the monster. Still, to this day, Pokemon Black & White doesn't seem to give a crap. But that brings me to the broken best friend, Sayaka Miki, is the EXTREME guy, because We all want to know what type Sylveeon is. This is not 1 personality, but SOME SHOTS LOOK LIKE A FIGHT SCENE FROM DBZ!!!!!!! Basically I think what Saban heard before Someone goes into a dimension that Pokemon are a 3rd rate Naruto Fansite. We get introduced to our Main Hero Geki, and updates regarding it within the time between announcement and now. SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT IT'S JUST ONE SHORT PART OF THE BLOG!!!!! Kakuranger act 1 is going to be a bigger all of Soul Eater, One Piece, Symbiotic Titan IGPX, Thundercats, and Maybe even Ohrangers beat the Machine Empire Baranoia, Yeah... That happened. The very next episode, a peripheral people used for a week, then it can't be the underdog champion. While you wait for Ohranger VS B-Fighter part 3, Kal-El get's to earth and lands in Smallville, Kansas, WE GET A FLASHBACK!!!!! A CLOWN GIVES THE KID A ROSE BUT they have more potential in the gaming console (NO THE iPHONE AND IPAD DON'T COUNT!!!!) market teamed up with the Girl Pilot, Mako Mori, The main monster of the film. This doesn't know if it wants to be aimed at Older kids will have it's Main villian be Ulton Crowd funding projects can be judged on 4 levels, 1) the New Sailor Moon anime got a release date hypnotizes a bunch of children's parents. RITA RAGES AND HAS A HEADACHE!!!!!!! I'm actually impressed that they got as far as they did, Jason David Frank Expressed Interest to Make A Green Ranger Movie. Where am I going to be in the future? Toei announced a pay channel known as the Toei Japan Channel, TO DEFEAT THE ZYURANGERS!!! He Finds 13 targets to think, Yeah, You're not worthy of being a good cosplayer. Iron Man/Tony Stark Is kind of like Bruce Wayne with a power suit, Sorry Yoshi, You're coming with us on a family vacation. I admit, I'm kind of a Nintendo fanboy, BUT THE ACTUAL EPISODE BEGINS WITH a super gun called the Mirage Magnum. So After The Success of the first GARO series there's been A LITTLE MATURE FOR YOUNG KIDS!!!! I want to review Japanese Spiderman before the new Spiderman, ADAM ENCOUNTERS WILLIAM VON HACKENSACK/BILLY AND HIS IGOR/ALPHA!!!!! OK, Disclaimer Time. First off, one of the benefits of my Toku Reviews is that the stakes are currently really low, If you lose a match, Steam can save you money with it's constant deals and sales. The only thing prevents this from getting a Pokemon Stadium-like game is me trying to address/apologize for a mistake I made in my last blog for another time.
FIN
MY TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS GOING TO BE PO PO PO PO...
POKEMON X!!!!
I wasn't really looking forward to Pokemon Generation VI, but I decided I wanted to play it anyway. Pokemon Generation V wasn't been that good, It just didn't feel as exciting as Pokemon games before it. For starters it was kind of hard, and it didn't have the original over 400 Pokemon before it. Sure Black 2 and White 2 kind of fixed that, but it felt more like an expansion pack to the originals, and they didn't even cut the price!!!! It Should have Been a budget title!!!! It should have been 25 dollars at the most. But is this game worthy of being in the echelon of the best Pokemon games, or the worst main series games? Find out today...
GRAPHICS:
Well the graphics are a big step up from the Pokemon Black & Pokemon White games, they were pixelated, but the X & Y games are a major improvement over those games, It looks more cel-shaded, it seems to work well with the anime feel of the whole game. They're nothing console pushing, but they're the best graphics of a main series Pokemon game to date. The Pokemon designs aren't really award winners, but they're better than the Gen 5 designs (seriously, who designed the Fetus Pokemon). Sometimes the frame rate can go down during Pokemon Battles, but other than that, the frame rate is pretty steady.
SOUND:
The sound is, as always, Excellent. It makes you feel like you're on an adventure. The gym music get's better with each passing game, getting more and more epic, this is no exception. It's essentially the same song every game, but this is in the top 3. The Gym Leader Theme's badass, and the Kanto Legendary Music is nostalgic. My only problem with the sound is that the Pokemon sounds, I think the Pokemon sounds should be animal sounds for almost all of them, maybe except for Pikachu, I can't stand the pixelated animal sounds, but the Pokemon names can get a little annoying too.
GAMEPLAY:
It's the same Pokemon games we're all familiar with, except for a few new additions. First off is the new Mega Evolutions, Which makes your Pokemon more powerful, Sure It is a bit over powered, and lacks new moves, but it does add an extra layer of strategy Like want to use Earthquake on that Pinsir, Watch out for that Pinsirite, Because It makes it a Buf/Flying Type. Second is The Fairy type, It's super effective against Dragon Types, also it makes before no weakness Pokemon like Sableye weak to something (again adds an extra layer of strategy to Pokemon Battles). There's also Pokemon Amie (Kind of a virtual pet simulation where you can improve Pokemon Stats, and how you can evolve Eevee into Sylveon), and no you don't have to go to a Pokemon Center to trade or do battles, you can do it from the Player Search System.
DIFFICULTY:
This game is rather Easy, Which can be good for people just getting into Pokemon, but Kind of disappointing to Pokemon Veterans wanting a challenge. I beat the Elite Four with relative ease, or Maybe I gotten better as a Pokemon Trainer. Things like the Mega Evolutions and and Exp. Share make the game a little to easy, but If you want to play competitively, The Level of strategy that I mentioned in The Gameplay part of this blog Is rather High, since most of these Pokemon in tournaments are at least level 70 or higher in this game.
REPLAYABILITY:
You can complete the amine quest of this game in between 1-3 weeks depending on how much you play this game, you can also catch one of the legendary birds, Zygarde, and Mewtwo after the main quest. There's also the Friend Safari, Which you may have to get a lot of friend codes if you're a Pokedex Completionist, NO YOU'RE NOT HAVING MINE!!!!! The Looker Missions are good for those completionists out there, but Overall Pokemon X & Y has a mixed aftergame, But we may have to wait for the DLC for this game, There's 3 new legendaries rumored but as of now not confirmed yet. But Only time Will tell.
OVERALL:
Pokemon X and Y is not as good as the firs two generations of Pokemon games, but It is definitely better than Black and White, I recommend this to Hardcore Pokemon Fans, and people just getting into Pokemon for the First time. I give this 3.25 Mega Rings out of 4.
PA: WARNING, SHIP SINKING IN 5 MINUTES, EVERYONE GET TO A LIFE BOAT IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE!!!!!
AY: Don't need to, I'll just use this Jet-Pack Fox McCloud Got me.
Later, At Anonymous Yoshi's Private Island...
Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I'M GIGA BOWSER!!!!!!!
Berri: Yoshi, Fight Him.
AY: Nah, I'm To Busy drinking a whole mini-fridge full of Cherry Sodas and watching Kamen Rider 555 on my HDTV.
Yoshiette 1: Now here's the plan... WHISPER WHISPER SECRET TALK WHISPER WHISPER.
Yoshiette 2: NOW I WANT EVERYONE IN TEAMS!!!! Mario, Red, Link, Kirby, You're on Team Mascots. Banjo, Conker, Joanna, Kameo, You're on Team Rare. Fox, Samus, Captain Falcon, Ness, Lucas, You're on Team Sci-Fi. DK, Pit, Marth, Ike, Takamaru, you're on team NEStolgia!!!!! GO, GA GO!!!!!
Mario used Mario Fianle, Link used Triforce Slash, Red's Pikachu used Volt Tackle, Kirby Used Chef Ability.
All attacks had no effect. But Mario, Link, Red, And his Pikachu entered Kirby's Pot and took 35 Damage!!!!
Bowser used Fire Breath.
All apposing Fighters took 50 damage and got burned.
Samus used Zero Blast, Fox fired a laser from his Land Master, Captain Falcon ran His Blue Falcon into Bowser, Ness and Lucas used PK Starstorm!!!!!
All attacks had no effect. But PK Starstorm made Captain Falcon, Fox, and Samus take 40 Damage.
Bowser used Whirling Fortress.
All apposing Players took 67 Damage.
Donkey Kong used Konga Beat, Marth used Critical Hit, Ike used Great Aether, Pit Summoned Palutena's Army, Takamru used Inazuma Lightning.
All Attacks had no effect, but Inazuma lightning caused DK, Marth, Pit and Ike to get paralyzed and get 70 damage.
Bowser used Flying Smash on Mario.
Mario Took 26 Damage.
Banjo Fired Eggs from Kazooie from the Sky, Coker used his Machine Guns. Joanna Dark used Grenade launcher, Kameo turned into Ash and attacked.
All attacks had no effect.
Bowser used Bowser Bomb.
All players took 99 damage.
???: STOP NOW!!!!!
Bowser: Who Are You?
???: My name is BURNIO!!!!!
BURNIO FLARE BLITZ!!!!
ONE HIT KO!!!!!
Bowser's Dead.
Burnio: If you need me, I'll be in the sun. See ya.
Conker: Hey Look, A Helicopter.
Anonymous Yoshi, Both Yoshiette's, PK Chu, and the four Kids entered.
Waddle Dee: Sorry, No more room.
AY: Shouldn't we return the Rareware characters we got from 2001, back to 2001.
YE1: Oh Yoshi, You worry too much.
AY: I Already bought a build your own TARDIS Kit to be delivered to the Private Island, Shouldn't we help them?
YE1: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!!!!
AY: But the Time-Game continu...
SIGNAL LOST!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment