Godzilla 2014 Trailer 2 review + Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer Review

THIS BLOG COMBINES NEWS, OPINION, AND CRITICISM WITH COMEDY AND SATIRICAL NARRATIVE. SO A GOOD PORTION OF THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL,  AND HIT CTRL F AND TYPE GUARDIANS OR GODZILLA IF YOU WANT THE ACTUAL REVIEW.

LAST TIME...

Toku Rubbish Roundup #1: A new segment where I take a look at Power Rangers, Super Sentai, and Kamen Rider episodes

So ToQGer just happened, I'm not Impressed. Yeah, I wasn't exactly impressed with Kyoryuger, but it has a certain appeal to it, and it kind of has aspects of 80s and 90s sentai with aspects of Abaranger (which I wasn't a big fan of). So I decided from week to week, I'm going to take a look at each week's sentai, rider, and ranger episode. So Today we're taking a look at the first episode of ToQGer, the second episode of Super Megaforce, and the 18th episode of Gaim.

Random Rubbish Roundup #16: Marvel Disk Wars (AKA CAN THE MONSTER COLLECTING FAD DIE ALREADY?!?!), May I have this Diancie?, Could Mountain Dew Baja Blast be coming to stores?

*Ding Dong*

Yoshiette 2: Who ever could it be?

Pizza Man: Pizza Delivery.

YE2: We didn't order any pizza!!!!

Pizza Man: Waddle Dee bought it, it's already payed for.

Waddle Dee: Ohhhh boy, free pizza!!!!!

*Opens box*

YE2: Me feels sleepy, where's my Jigglypuff Pilloooooo..... *Lays down*

Everyone on the ship soon follows.

Yoshiette 1: Quickly get us into the workshop, while they're sleeping.

Anonymous Yoshi: HOLY CRAP, THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE IN JAPANESE!!!!!

YE1: Read the English Instruction Manual.

AY: While I put Yoshiette 1 back together, I'll roll the Cartoon.

KAMEN RIDER 1984!!!!!! Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost Review

Anonymous Yoshi: Hmmmm..... Yoshiette 1 Ice Sculpture for sale? At a bargain too, Only $90.01. Sold.

Come on, make me a sandwich, Do the Harlem Shake, Do anything other than just stand there. Hell, the ice sculptures in Harry Potter do more than just stand there. Fine, I'm just going to chuck you off Death Mountain Trail.

*one toss later*

Yoshiette 1: YOSHI, YOU IDIOT!!!!! I'm now in pieces.

???: SimCity Crime Stoppers, this is Jeff, how can I help you?

AY: This is A. Yoshi. I need help putting together Yoshiette Model XX-071 AKA Yoshiette 1. Can you give me instructions?

Jeff: I've got a better idea, how 'bout I don't?

AY: What?

Jeff: Trying to cover up a murder I see? I bet you're friends with that guy who tried to tap the internet of every place in the country?

*hangs up*

AY: Well I guess this is the end, I lost trust with the TGWTG cand Screwattack communities, and now I lost the trust of Videoland. No more getting ladies in my bed. No more Mountain Dew and french fries. No more Twitter. No More Moviebob. No more Toku, Video Games, Anime, and Manga. NO MORE ANYTHING!!!!!

Both: WE'RE BOTH FELONS!!!!!!!!!!

YE1: You can at least write one last blog.

My Quick Thoughts on BOTH The Lego Movie and Power Ranger Super Megaforce Episode 1

This is A. Yoshi Log 1.337, reporting from the city slums. You know that guy who killed Yoshiette 1, insulted the entire ship crew, and Hangs out with the Moderator? That's not me. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!! I SWEAR IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE NEGA YOSHI CLONES!!!!! HIDE, HE MIGHT BE AFTER YOU!!!!! Anyway, I saw both The Lego Movie and Power Rangers Super Megaforce Episode, So get ready for a quick opinion on both of them.

Random Rubbish Roundup #15: GO GO DINO CHARGE!!!!!!, More Batman VS Superman news, SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Explanation why this multiple of 5 R.Cubed isn't 4 topics, Self loathing, update on my blog, hidden reference to those two who I don't want to reference on my blog, today's topics. You know the drill, but here's today's topics...

• Power Rangers Dino Charge
• Batman VS Superman news (again).
• Sonic Boom

So without further ado, let's do it to it, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!

Putties wearing football jerseys, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Football Season Mini-Review

So the Superb Owl (AKA the Super Bowl just happened) and we're all paying for all that Beer (or if you're not old enough to drink, Pepsi), and Dorritos. So let's take look at a Power Rangers Football episode, because Power Rangers/ Tokusatsu is my obsession at the moment. This didn't have a real sentai counterpart per se, but There was Zyu 2, footage Saban could use just before the Dairanger stuff of season 2. So let's at a look at Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Football Season.