A. Yoshi Response: EZ Rider's Dairanger review (plus some reflections)...

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ATATATATA!!!!!! 2-HIT COMBO!!!!!!

Read this and watch this for context...

My Dairanger review is one of my most popular reviews, yet It was made obsolete when My Megaranger review happened, It's still one of my reviews over 3 years later, It was mainly a coping mechanism for when I was forced out of the TGWTG/CA/Marzfandom. So Kaylyn if you're reading this thanks for motivating me to finish this great martial arts fantasy henshin series. I Bring this up because Fellow toku critic EZ Rider finished his 2 month endeavor of reviewing this series, looking at both reviews is like night and day. I actually had a lot of references to Power Rangers, Video games, etc. and some Illuminati jokes (something EZ's review didn't have but it did have election jokes which I suppose makes it more topical) EZ got In-depth to a level that I haven't. So how does EZ's review fare? Well...

This Movie's a S**TLOAD OF F**K (Ok not that much, but yeah...), Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Review

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A few years ago I talked about the AVGN Movie, This was back when I was still learning, but I was more experienced by the time the first trailer came out, but I was still learning. So the AVGN Movie was out for a couple years now, I finally saw it, and yeah, I was unimpressed, underwhelmed, DUMBFOUNDED!!!! THis movie had 6 years to be worked on, and it looks, plays out, and sounds like crap. Just read my review.

Blip's going to be gone soon, Why am I not Surprised?

Well this was bound to happen, a few days after Superman beat Goku again (which I completely expected because simply put Goku can get upgrades until the end of time, he'll just be to flawed to compete with godlike Superman), Disney/Maker is closing blip.tv on the 20th of next month. Why am I not Surprised?

R.CUBED BONUS ROUND #3: Disney buys yet another company, WTF?

Yep you don't have to wait almost a year until the next R.Cubed BONUS ROUND, But this was in my line of interest, so I decided to talk about this... Yep we're talking about Disney buying Maker Studios today...


Before we begin, I'm well aware of the Polaris/Blip/TGWTG Personalities as Disney Princesses, Disney Channel Stars, Whatever. All I can say is, Fanartists, Make this happen...

Random Rubbish Roundup #6: Uncanny Valley is OK, Mixed Feelings about Kamen Rider Gaim, Comic Con Roundup

So I released an exclusive blog to Screwattack (the best gaming website right now), I suggest you could check it out, Or wait until it's released here. http://www.screwattack.com/news/whats-wrong-crowd-funding-sites It talks about as the title suggests, crowd funding websites, the good and bad about them. Anyway onto the blog...

10 Video Producers I Like That Aren't MarzGurl

This is a special blog because this will not only appear here, but on ScrewAttack. Granted I'm not as big into this site as I used to, but I want more exposure.

So In the world of Online video entertainment, we have our Ray William Johnsons, our Shane Dawsons, and our Philip DeFrancos, but we also have producers that are actually good, Here's the 10 best out of the sea that is the reviewaverse and beyond. So without further ado let's do...

Video streaming sites actually ruining the Reviewaverse? (AKA my written plea to Blip and YouTube)

No storyline today, I'm here to do something a bit more serious.

Adapting for survival is the key to a good business, But with YouTube (in some recent cases Blip) It's all worth it to shoot themselves in the foot, and the only way their going to learn is the Hard way. This is going to be shorter than usual, so bear with me.

Random Rubbish Roundup #3: JewWario Leaves TGWTG, Pokemon X & Y, Mountain Dew Kickstart

WARNING! WARNING!

THE STORYLINE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY PAUSED TO POST THIS "IMPORTANT" BLOG!!!!

Yeah I over exaggerated a bit, but Yeah I Haven't done this in while so let's pause  the Ihsoy Suomynona Storyline to get two cents on 3 different topics.

TGWTG Year 5 Wish List and Predictions

Let's start this blog with my thoughts on the new Nostalgia Critic...

AND I... Have none. Basically I don't care for Doug Walker as much as I did in 2009 or 2010. He hasn't put out a particularly great video since 2011, if that. Let me put it this way I'm not watching any of the new NCritic episodes unless they're really interesting. The only way to make it interesting is to review a movie that I remember, or to do a crossover with MarzGurl. But yeah, I'm not watching NCritic right now. So that was my final say on the issue and until next time, stay...

Talking about Nostalgia Critic, Again.

This is a follow-up to last week's blog, Read here if you haven't yet. Basically the whole reason I wanted to make this post is because a user by the name of Nagato316 made a comment that brings up points I should consider. Basically in the last blog I talked about Nostalgia Critic returning and why the idea was Ludicrous. This week I elaborate even deeper into why the thing is stupid and respond to the comment for real. So let's do it man!!!

Nostalgia Critic returns... Ugh!!!!

Yeah.... Remember when Doug Walker was worth giving two damns about? Remember when Reviewing a movie from the 80s or 90s was refreshing to all the 800 video game reviewers on Youtube? Remember when Blip was a huge Screw You to Youtube's broken flagging system and rigged partner program? Remember how god the first half of Nostalgia Critic episodes (maybe a little more than that) were? Doesn't that seem like forever ago, instead of just around 5 years ago? Now look at the reviewaverse now, Doug Walker is now desperate to do anything for a quick buck (more on that later), Everyone's reviewing bad, obscure, or old movies (I know, a little hypocritical, but I'm not like every other movie reviewer on the planet, not to mention I'm essentially a nobody), Blip has kind of a screwy flagging system that only a secret gang of flag happy morons know about, Everyone's now a YT partner, and The Reviewaverse 2009 is different from The Reviewaverse 2012. What does this all mean? Find out today.

So The Other Day I Had ANOTHER STRANGE Dream

It's time for another strange dream I had. This is from last night but I don't remember it as well as I Should. Don't expect another full sized blog until saturday (AT LEAST). Now that I've gotten that thing off my chest, Let's get to it, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!!

AVGN Movie: Trailer First Thoughts

Somewhere, where ever they keep really long and drawn out secrets from others, You'll find a few tablets on 1001 reasons to hate certain fanbases. The first one is that you're not allowed to like any Internet personallity, TV Show, Movie, Artist, Song, Video Game, whatever without adding a counter claim to it. Do you can't like the Angry Video Game Nerd without taking a look at the Cheetahmen II Scam. Do you like Irate Gamer, Well you better bring up all the times he copied AVGN. Man the Nostalgia Critic sure is awesome, but you better mention that Let's Play of Bart's Nightmare. if you don't bring up a bad aspect for every good aspect for ANYTHING, You'll be called a FANBOY!!!!!!!That being said, some people may refer to me as an AVGN fanboy because, well, I didn't like any of the videos made by TheArchfiend on him,  I pretty much supported the idea of an AVGN Movie. But I didn't like the whole Cheetahmen II Thing, and the AVGN Movie Trailer did not live up to Expectations. Why? Find out today...

Is MarzGurl really as bad as she thinks?

Well, here it is. Blog Week. 5 posts, 5 days, 5 topics. this topic is: MarzGurl Criticizing herself, and my thoughts on it. Before we begin, let's provide a little introduction...

Announcement: Blog week is this week

Starting 11/19/2012, I will posting a blog every day from that day until Friday. This will be known as Blog week. let me provide you with an introduction:

Happy Birthday Yoshi!!! Congratulations for 50 blogs, and Here's to Many More.

Well, We've made it, The big milestone that's going to send me from Z-grade internet nobody to Higher grade internet nobody. Let's get some things out of the way. No I was not giving a peace treaty to North Korea, I wasn't trading top secret plans, I'm not Kim Jong-un, and the real Ice Breaker...


I WAS NOT AT NORTH KOREA THESE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS!!!!


I just wanted to have an excuse for not blogging these past couple of weeks (not that I need one). Yes I was out of town Veterans Day Weekend, but not at North Korea. So let's unveil the topic of this blog, Lights, check. Music,

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Conclusion

You know what the hardest part of of these blogs are? Time. Look, Unlike most bloggers who think of their ideas ahead of time, I do it as the blog goes on, which leads to inconsistencies, misspellings, and not using ideas I planned to use. Unlike most of my fellow reviewers who take notes as the movie goes along, I keep those notes in my head until they're used, Which makes me miss Critical stuff and coming up with stuff that's incorrect, Hence the reason my Hunger Games review was weak. I need to find time to make my blogs and do everything I wanted to do for that particular day. Let's face it. I'm Not Professional, I'm the definition of a Z-Grade Internet Nobody. I know my work can improve, I just don't know how. This is the reason my previous blog didn't have this part. With that said, Let's get to what you want to Hear.

Read Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 first.

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 8

This. Is. It.

The big end. We reached this far, but will it be any good?

As always, Read the previous 7 parts before reading.

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 7

Yep, We're almost there, just bear with me for a few more days and I promise something different from that moment on. Also I might do another explanation blog to explain the future of this blog (again). With that said (and apologies for not making this intro as clever as the previous ones), LET'S GET TO IT MAN, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!

As always, read my previous 6 blogs first.

An In-depth Dissection of To Boldly Flee: Part 6

HELLO AND WELCOME TO FAN FIC SATURDAY!!!!! TODAY'S EPISODE...

WAH WAH OH WAH WAH.


What the hell am I doing?


WAH WAH.


I was going to read this TGWTG FANFIC Known As To Boldly Flee.


WAH WAH WAH WAH.


DOD DERN IT, IT'S NOT A FANFIC!!!!

Blah Blah, subjective opinion, YMMV, Blah Blah read Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 First.