Halloween's almost here, And I still didn't get my Yummy Mummy cereal. But there's a story to that...
Waddle Dee: Crap, There's no Yummy Mummy, Let's ask the clerk.
Excuse me, But do you have Mummy Yummy or what ever it is?
Clerk: Sorry, but we sold out 10 minutes ago.
Waddle Dee: When are you stocking back up?
Clerk: Sorry, but Halloween's is soon, so were not stocking up until next October, if it's still made by that time. But if you really want it, then we have Count Chocula, Boo Berry, And Fraken Berry. But if you really need Yummy Mummy that bad, Buy it online while you still can.
Waddle Dee: I'M 6 1/2 YEARS OLD AND I CANT USE ONLINE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!! I'LL RAID GENERAL MILLS' WAREHOUSES IF I HAVE TO!!!!!
Police Man: Sorry guy in a Waddle Dee costume. You're under arrest for threatening a 79 year old man. And what's this? You brought a pet Psyduck in a no pets allowed area? That makes you a Dual Offender.
Waddle Dee: Hopefully This doesn't interfer with the Henshin Hero costume party at town hall on the 31st.
Now that I got that out of the way, Let's review a Power Rangers episode again shall we? This time, It's a Halloween episode. so let's do it to it, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!!!
SO THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH THE INTRO AS ALWAYS AND IT'S STRONGER THAN BEFORE!!!!!!! OK I'LL KEEP IT EASY ON THE PUNS!!!! THE ACTUAL EPISODE BEGINS WITH ADAM AND TANYA FINISHING UP STUDYING!!!!!! TANYA WAKES UP BULK AND SKULL!!!!! WHEN SHE GET'S READY TO GO HOME AND THERE'S NOW A STORM!!!!! ADAM TURNS ON HIS TV AND STARTS TO WATCH THE BRIDE OF HACKENSACK!!!!!!!!!!!! A BLACK CAT SPILLS ADAM'S CUP OF WATER!!!!! HE STARTS TO GO DOWN A HALLWAY AND ENCOUNTERS LORD ZEDD AND RITA MAKING A WIZARD OF OZ REFERENCE!!!!! THEY GIVE HIM THE MISSION TO FIND A SORCERER TO SAVE HIS FRIENDS!!!!! ADAM PULLS A REVERSE WIZARD OF OZ AND ENCOUNTERS A VAMPIRE NAMED TOMACULA WHO LOOKS LIKE TOMMY!!!!!!! A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE ERNIE MAKES ADAM A DRINK, THEN THE MACHINE EMPIRE SENDS OUT SOME COGS AND HE DEFATS THEM QUICKLY!!!!! ADAM DISTRACTS TOMACULA AND GET'S AWAY TO A FOREST!!!! A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE ROCKY NAMED LORD HENRY APPEARS AND HELPS ADAM GET AWAY FROM SOME WOLVES!!!!!! LORD HENRY TURNS INTO A WEREWOLF AND STARTS ATTACKING ADAM IN A HARD TO SEE FIGHT!!!!! ADAM ENCOUNTERS THE BURGERMEISTER/LT. STONE AND TELLS ADAM WHERE TO FIND THE PROFESSOR!!!!!!! THE PROFESSOR WHO LOOKS LIKE SKULL OPENS UP A SARCOPHAGUS, RELEASES A MUMMY, AND REENACTS SCOOBY DOO FOR A FEW SECONDS!!!!!! ADAM UNWRAPS THE MUMMY WHO LOOKS LIKE BULK AND LEAVES!!!!! ADAM ENCOUNTERS WILLIAM VON HACKENSACK/BILLY AND HIS IGOR/ALPHA!!!!! WILLIAM CREATES A MONSTER WHO LOOKS LIKE TANYA!!!!! THE CAT TURNS INTO A KATHERINE LOOK-ALIKE NAMED VALENCIA THEN MELTS A FEW SECONDS LATER!!!! ZORDONICUS/ZORDON APPEARS AND TELLS ADAM TO SEND ONE OF HIS FRIENDS TO DEFEAT DRILL MASTER, AND ADAM CHOOSES TOMMY!!!!!! AFTER A REALLY CURT, BORING, AND ANTI CLIMACTIC FIGHT, ADAM ENCOUNTERS KING MONDO (WHO LOOKS LIKE A SOUTH PARK LIKE ANIMATED CUT OUT) WHO SENDS OUT SOME MONSTERS AND COGS!!!!!! IT'S ALL REVEALED TO BE A DREAM, BULK TRIES TO GET THE LOST CAT, AND THE EPISODE ENDS WITH A COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCING AN ENCORE PERFORMANCE OF BRIDE OF HACKENSACK AND OBLIGITORY END OF SHOW LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!
I hate to say this, But this is a TERRIBLE EPISODE!!!!!! NOT ONLY IS IT LIGHT IN THE ACTION, BUT IT'S BORING BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION!!!!! NOT EVEN ALL THE MOVIE REFERENCES CAN SAVE THIS EPISODE, THIS GET'S AN OFFICIAL ANONYMOUS YOSHI RATING OF 1.5 DRILL MASTERS OUT OF 4!!!!!!
Next time, Halloween!!!!!!
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