LAST TIME...
Anonymous Yoshi: Can you help pass out these flyers?*No one Accepts.*
AY: Mountain Dew, Check. Zebra Cakes, Check. Cup Noodle, Check. Hot Dogs, Check. 3DS, Check. Chocolate Bar, Check. Doritos, Check. Flyers, Check. Mallet, Check. InstaWaffle, Check. Other ****, Check. Koopy Troopy, You're carrying all my stuff to the depths and the outskirts of SimCity.
AY: Yoshiette 2, Get my premade blogs ready, because Toku Month 2 JUST BECAME GARO MONTH!!!!!!
AY & Koopy Troopy: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Sims. I don't know who he is, but I think he eats Chicken Limbs.
Koopy: What was the point of that joke again?
AY: I don't know, You did say Wizard of Oz was your favorite Movie, and you waned to go trick or treating Oz Style.
Koopy: So that explains Your Scarecrow costume and the lion mane around my head.
AY: I also brought a tin woman...
Koopy: That's Yoshiette 2, she's busy putting up your blogs.
Yoshiette 2: It's OK, I brought tools we could use to post blogs in the woods.
I brought with me PK Chu as our Toto, and the Cucco Girl as our Dorthy. So Let's sing together.
All 5: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Sims. I don't know who he is, but I think he eats Chicken Limbs.
One Bad Song number later.
Phone: RING RING RING, RING RING RING, PHONE CALL, PHONE CALL!!!!
Yoshiette 2: Hello?
Lucas from Mother 3: HEY BITCH, THIS IS LUCAS, I CALLED TO TELL YOU ME AND MY HOMIES WANT TO BE EARTHBOUND'S REPRESENTATIVE ON THE SMASH BRO!!!!!!!
YE2: SORRY DUDE, IT'S FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!!!! BUT IF YOU CAN DEFEAT NESS IN A PSYCHIC BATTLE, I'LL RECONSIDER IT!!!!!
LUCAS: KTHXBAI!!!!!!
AY: Well, Yoshiette, Roll the Blog file...
Blog File Y21131013: GARO: Beast of The White Night Review now loading.... ERROR, FILE CORRUPTED!!!!!!
Yoshiette 2: CRAP!!!!!! NEED TO DEFRAG THE HARD DRIVE AGAIN!!!! LOAD THE TAPE!!!!!!
So after the success of... BAD TAPE!!!!!!!!!!
YE2: DOUBLE CRAP!!!!!! LOAD THE LASERDISC!!! INSERT IT INTO MY CHEST AND I'LL PROJECT THROUGH MY EYES!!!!!
So After The Success of the first GARO series there's been a multitude of media for it like specials, V-Cinema, Video Games, and Movies. One of those I'll review today. It's called Garo: Beast of the White Night. This is going to be a long on so be weary, also SPOILERS HO!!!!!!!! So Let's do it man.
Warning: this might be a little more mature than most blogs I post, so reader's discretion is advised.
STORY:
So the movie begins in a city square where a kid (OH GOD!!!!) i swatching Phoenix from Kamen Rider Wizard is trying to date a Makai woman, Kouga appears, and reveals the demon, who's a spider woman. She wants to... Well...
I'll leave that judgement to you.
Kouga slashes her arms from her face off and there's a fight. Look...
You see what I mean by these costume designs are McFarlane worthy.
Kouga still fights the spider woman ans she throws a car at him, Kouga the surfs the car and becomes Garo. Then the Logo and opening credits appear as the fight continues. The spider woman seperates na dbecomes two. But Garo destroys her with a green flame blade. Kouga finds out that the Kid's a Makai Priestess in Training. Kouga offers to let the kid come to his house. The Priestess ruins a painting of Kouga's and he scolds her for it. At a place with lot's of Rocks someone who is going to bury a dead person meets a monster who kills his girlfriend. The monster turn sthe man into a monster himself.
Meanwhile the young Priestess uses her magic to summon Priest Amon to talk to Kouga. Amon tells Kouga about the mission to awaken and bring back Jabi to the real world. In a business building, a business amn is being chased by a zombie. Rei comes up and battles the Zombie who turns out to be a horror with a mask may or may not look familliar.
SPOILER: You'll be seeing this a lot in this film. Rei becomes ZERO and fights the Monster. After The fight, He dehenshins. Kouga takes the Priestess through the Makai Path. Rei talks to his mentor , and he decides to go on his own way, Kouga Talks to the kid about his mom, and the Kid's Mom. It later Develops to Kouga's Dad. Both Makai Knight's Madogu's notice a strong presence coming. A new Makai Warrior to be revealed later fights Kouga unhenshined. The kid reveals that the man is her brother. A priestess named Garai comes in, The man proceeds. Garo Proceeds Soon after.The Priestess opens up a portal to another dimmension. Rei Fights the Jason Monster and the Man From Earlier Henshins and becomes DAN. He kills the monster. Kouga encounters a monster tree and the monster Tree creates copies of Garo's friends and family. They End up Fighting and He has to end up realizing they're Fakes to kill them. After that fight, Kouga enters the Tree and tries to beat the Horror Inside. After telling Jabi to reincarnate Kouga Turns into GARO and tries to defeat the horror. After A fight and the Horror awakening Jabi, His Sword Get's bigger and he surfs it.
This....
The sword ends up in the horror's eye, Jabi ends up in Kouga's arms, and all of the are back in the real World.
Insert Side B.
YE2: *Inserts Side B*
GARO: Beast of the White Night Review Part 2:
We cut to a mall where the monster from earlier is killing people and taking their souls. After that, Jabi and Rin are training, when we get a flashback of Kouga's father training with his wife. Kouga get's told the Legules have awaken, and we learn more about them. We also learn that Jabi's still dead.. The three Makai Knights Agree to team up to defeat the Legules. The heroes are talking to their Priests and Jabi defends the shrine as well. the Makai Knights fight the mooks and monsters. The Leagules leader appears and breaks the barrier protecting the shrine. The fights still continues anyway. When he Legules leader tries to kill Tsubasa then his sister, Kouga becomes GARO and defends him. Jabi tries to seal the Legules leader while Garo Kills him.
Rin starts to become a Legules. and the Makai Knights are arguing while Jabi tries to save Rin. Rin Is evntually cured. The Legules are Back and they take Rin and the Macguffin that's meant to stop them. Jabi and the Makai Knights Travel the Roller Coaster style Naruka Forest, While fighting more monsters. This feels like a Fight scene from Dragon Ball Z if you knew what that the characters were doing more than 1/4 of the time, it's fast paced and so Damn fun. The monster they were fighting gets killed and turned back human. The 3 Makai Knights henshin and begin to fight the Legules Family Leader who's grown tentacles, or spider legs, but I'll leave that judgement to you. When they get Dehenshined, The Monster sends out mooks. They defeat the mooks but he turns into a...
Final Fantasy Boss, Um... OK?
Kouga fights the boss and later runs on a flag. The Big bad's too strong for him and he later finds Rin's brush. He huses it to come back to Rin and defends her with his armour. He henshins but he becomes a monster. The solar eclipse comes and more mooks come. Koug auses the macguffin from earlier to gain a super form and beats the Legules for good. Light comes to the earth one more and the Makai Knights smile after a long battle. Kouga get's flashbacks of his mother after seeing the light created by Rin. The Heroes go their separate ways, Kouga notices his painting is fixed, and Kaoru is back ending the movie.
So yeah this is an OK story, but it just feels like an extended episode of the series. It also feels like a transition piece between GARO and Makai Senki five years later. So If you want to catch up with GARO, This is good Watch.
CHARACTERS:
Saejima Kouga/GARO and Suzumura Rei/ZERO are the Exact same as they were in GARO, but a new Makai Knight Yamagatana Tsubasa/DAN is a new Character. Other than protecting his sister, He has no motivation to his charcter, He just had to have a blander color armour than his fellow Makai Knights. I hope the later series fixes this.
Tonto from the Lone Ran.... I mean The Legules, other than a frighting appearance, aren't that interesting, They're just standard monster of the day creatures, He doesn't have a unique gimmick, all he does is turn humans to Legules or death. That's pretty over used if you ask me.
BUT WHO TAKES THE CAKE FOR MOST UNNECESSARY CHARACTER IN GARO GOES TO RIN!!!!! To be fair she wasn't to bad or annoying in her delivery, but when will producers learn that WE DON'T WATCH TOKU FOR LITTLE KIDS, ESPECIALLY NOT GARO!!!!!!!!!!!
In case you haven't figured out the new characters aren't that interesting, they're just There.
PRESENTATION:
This is hands down the best part of this TV Movie. but I've already talked about it in my oringinal review of GARO, since they're boh the same. the effects and music are good, and the Costumes are McFarlane worthy. That's about all I can say for this. So onto...
OVERALL:
It's OK as a regular episode of GARO, but this was meant to be more than that, then again this is a special, so I shouldn't be that harsh towards this, so I give this an official Anonymous Yoshi Rating of 2.25 Phosphorus Arrow's out of 4.
Game Menu: Quickly Yoshiette 2, what will you do to defend against Marth's Critical Hit.
YE2: BLIZZARD ATTACK!!!!
Marth is now frozen.
Game Menu: Use freeze heal?
Yes.
AY: Here take this flyer for the Smash Bro.
Marth: Arigato Yoshi-Sama, Watashi sore ni tsuite kangaete mimasu.
AY: Any idea what she said?
YE2: First off, no, Second off, It's a guy, and third off, My Vision's turning into the snow channel!!!!
PK Chu: RUN!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO ******* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Koopy: USE YOUR FLYERS!!!!!
AY: Can't do that, JUST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs away*
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!
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