Saturday, October 5, 2013

Look out for Big Bad BeetleBorgs. Power Rangers Wild Force: Forever Red Mini-Review

Hey Yo, This is Mutha ******' PK CHU, here for a review of another Power Rangers review this time of the series anniversary episode...


!!!!!OGA SNOSAES 01

SO WERE HEADING BACK IN TIME FOR A TOKU MONTH 2!!!!!!!! While Anonymous Yoshi is getting repaired by G*D D**N Yoshiette 2, Listen to me for a bit. Queue Time Warp Song, KIDS!!!!




HINT: CLICK ON THE ABOVE VIDEO FOR ENHANCED EXPERIENCE!!!!


Close enough.

Anonymous Yoshi: Me feels Dizzy.

*Pause Music Now*

PK Chu: YOU'RE ******' BACK!!!!!!!

Now Let's review probably considered the best episode of Power Rangers of ALL TIME...


FOREVER RED!!!!!




SO THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH THE OPENING AS USUAL!!!!! BUT THE ACTUAL EPISODE BEGINS WITH COGS FROM POWER RANGERS ZEO DIGGING ON THE MOON, AND THEY'RE LEAD BY THE BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS (I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP)!!!!! THEY FIND SERPENTERA WHILE A MYSTERIOUS GUY WATCHES OVER THEM!!!!!! INT TURNS OUT TO BE ANDROS FROM POWER RANGERS IN SPACE!!!!!! THE BEETLEBORGS FIND HIM AND RIDE ON HORSES (WHY?) WHILE ANDROS TURNS INTO THE RED SPACE RANGER AND GET'S AWAY FROM HIM!!!!! BACK ON EARTH, BULK AND SKULL ARE OPERATING A JUICE BAR AT A POOL WHEN THEY GET A CALL!!!!!!! THEY GIVE THE PHONE TO TOMMY (AKA THE RED ZEO RANGER, AKA THE GREEN RANGER, AKA THE WHITE RANGER, AND I'VE GONE CROSSEYED), AND CARTER (AKA THE RED LIGHTSPEED RANGER) TELLS COLE OF WILD FORCE THAT HE NEEDS TO JOIN HIM!!!!!! THEY GO TO A LAUNCH PAD AND WES AND ERIC (RED TIME FORCE RANGER AND QUANTUM RANGER RESPECTIVELY ) INTRODUCE THEMSELVES WHEN TJ (RED TURBO RANGER) COMES IN HIS CAR WHICH ISN'T LIGHTNING CRUISER!!!!! ANDROS IS BACK ON EARTH AND TOMMY COMES IN!!!!!! HE TELLS US WHY HE ASSEMBLED THE RED RANGERS!!!!! ANDROS INTRODUCES THE ASTRO MEGASHIP MARK II!!!!! THEY WONDER WHY JASON (MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGER) ISN'T THERE WHEN HE SHOWS UP IN HIS MOTORCYCLE!!!!! THE RED RANGERS HEAD TO THE MOON AND THEN VENJIX MAKES A SPEECH!!!!!! ON MIRINOI, LEO (RED GALAXY RANGER) PULLS OUT HIS QUASAR SABER!!!!! AFTER A CAMEO FROM ALPHA 7, TOMMY EXPLAINS MORE ABOUT THEIR MISSION AND WHY MACHINE EMPIRE'S GENERALS ARE BACK!!!!!! VENJIX IS PLOTTING WHEN THE RED RANGERS POP IN AND THE COGS ATTACK!!!! THE FIGHTING SCENE'S CHOREOGRAPHY IS GREAT OVER HERE, YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE IT TO BELIeVE IT!!!!! LEO AND THE RED ALIEN RANGER APPEAR TO HELP, AND IT'S MORPH AND ROLE CALL TIME!!!!! THIS IS THE STUFF LEGENDS ARE MADE OF!!!!! THE RANGERS JUMP, KICK, PUNCH AND USE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST THE BEETLEBORGS AND COLE SAYS MORPHENOMENAL!!!!! THIS FIGHT SHOWS HOW MUCH THE SHOW HAS CHANGED FROM THAT ONE SHOW THAT WANTED TO BE AMERICAN SUPER SENTAI!!!!!!!! WITH SPECIAL TECHNIQUES AND OTHER STUFF THAT SHOWS WHAT A DIFFERENCE 10 YEARS CAN MAKE!!!!!! VENJIX GOES IN SERPENTERA AND INSTEAD OF CALLING OUT THEIR MEGAZORDS TO BEAD IT ONE EPIC BATTLE A LA 199 HERO BATTLE, THEY GET COLE TO USE HIS WILD FORCE RIDER AND KILLS ALL LOGIC I N THIS BATTLE!!!!! THE CG IS AWFUL, AND THE ENDING'S STUPID WHERE COLE USES HIS BIKE TO GO INTO SERPENTERA AND DESTROYS IT!!!!!! BUT THE REAL ENDING IS WHERE THE RANGERS SAY GOODBYE AND REFERENCE OLDER EPISODES, ENDING THE EPISODE!!!!!!


WELL THAT WAS A GREAT EPISODE!!!!!! It shows what a difference 10 years can make to a series, But the ending was CRAP!!!!! I Demand the legend war Rangers VS Serpentera!!!!! But other than that, I give this 4 Wild Force Riders out of 4.


Next time.... Toku Month 2 continues!!!!!!

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