In case you're wondering What Happened to my Zyuranger Review, Short Version: I didn't want to use all 2 of my Brain cells to do a review in the style of my Dairanger Review. Long Version: I'll tell you latter in the week. But anyway, Has it really been 9 months since my 50th blog, Well we had an interesting time Reviewing Movies, TV Shows, talking about Comic book movies, Video Games, Anime, and Tokusatsu, so what are we doing for this landmark...
Yoshiette 2: Review a Power Rangers Episode, It is Power Rangers Day after all. Why not the first ever.
So 20 years ago today, Power Rangers aired it's first episode, What did I think of this episode, Find out today...
SO THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH RITA REPULSA'S "AAAAAAAHHHHHH AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE, IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!!!!!!!!" THEN ZORDON GOES "ALPHA, RITA'S ESCAPED, CREATE A TEAM OF TEENS WITH ATTITUDE." AFTER THAT, THE POWER RANGERS INTRO PLAYS!!!!!!! YES WE ALL KNOW THE BLACK AND YELLOW RANGER JOKES, I'M NOT BRINGING THAT UP, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THUY TRANG (AKA TRINI), I'M NOT BRINGING THAT UP SINCE I ALREADY SAID ENOUGH TASTELESS THINGS ON TWITTER!!!!!!!! THE REAL EPISODE BEGINS WITH 2 ASTRONAUTS OPENING A SPACE COOKIE JAR (I KNOW IT'S A SPACE DUMPSTER, BUT IT LOOKS MORE LOOK LIKE A COOKIE JAR) FROM THE NOT MOON, AND WE ESSENTIALLY GET A GAG DUB OF BANDORA'S ARRIVAL FROM ZYURANGER!!!!! RITA DESTROYS THE COOKIE JAR AND THREATENS TO DESTROY EARTH!!!!!!!! WE CUT TO THE ANGEL GROVE JUICE BAR WITH ANGEL GROVE RADIO PLAYING!!!!!! KIMBERLY IS DOING THE BALANCE BEAM, JASON & ZACK ARE DOING MARTIAL ARTS, AND TRINI IS DOING WHAT I ASSUME IS GYMNASTICS!!!!!! BILLY COMES IN AND JOINS THE MARTIAL ARTS CLASS WHICH IS ABOUT TO START!!!!!!! BULK AND SKULL POP IN AND ASK TRINI & KIMBERLY ABOUT THEIR DOUBLE DATE THEY PROMISED!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY START TO ANNOY THE GIRLS, KIMBERLY AND TRINI THROW BULK AND SKULL ONTO THE MAT!!!!!! RITA TELLS FINSTER TO MAKE PUTTIES, AND STARTS MAKING THEM!!!!!! JASON TEACHES BILLY NEW MARTIAL ARTS MOVES!!!!!! JASON TEACHES BULK SOME MARTIAL ARTS MOVES AS WELL, BUT HE FALLS FLAT ON HIS FACE!!!!!! THE SOON TO BE POWER RANGERS SIT DOWN AND TALK WHEN THE GROUND STARTS SHAKING, AND WE MEET ALPHA AND ZORDON!!!!! ZORDON WANTS TO GET 5 OVERBARRING AND OVEREMOTIONAL HUMAN BEINGS!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T ZORDON SAY "ALPHA RITA'S ESCAPED, GET ME GOKU, KENSHIRO, KINNIKUMAN, RYU, AND SUBZERO!!!!" THE TEENS ARE SENT TO THE COMMAND CENTER, AND BILLY NOTICES ALPHA!!!!!! ZORDON INTRODUCES THE TEENS TO HIMSELF, THEIR OBJECTIVE, AND THEY BECOME POWER RANGERS!!!!! FOR JASON, THE RED RANGER OF THE TYRANNOSAURUS, FOR ZACK, THE BLACK RANGER OF THE MASTADON, FOR KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER OF THE PTERODACTYL, FOR BILLY, THEY BLUE RANGER OF THE TRICERATOPS, AND FOR TRINI, THE YELLOW RANGER OF THE SABER-TOOTH TIGER!!!!!! FINSTER FINISHES UP WITH THE PUTTIES, THE RANGERS LEAVE, AND WHEN THEY SEE THE PUTTIES THEY SHOW OFF THEIR DIFFERENT MARTIAL ARTS TECNIQUES!!!! WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMS LOST THEY MORPH INTO THE POWER RANGERS!!!!! THEY TELEPORT TO THE CITY AND FIGHT GOLDAR AND MORE PUTTIES!!!! RITA THROWS DOWN HER STAFF AND MAKES GOLDAR GROW!!!! THE RANGERS SUMMON THEIR ZORDS, GET INSIDE THEM, AND MAKE MEGAZORD!!!!! MEGAZORD GOES INTO BATTLE MODE AND FIGHTS GOLDAR!!!!! IT GETS BEAT UP BUT WHEN IT SUMMONS IT'S SWORD GOLDAR RETREATS!!!!!!! RITA RAGES AND HAS A HEADACHE!!!!!!! ZORDON EXPLAINS THE RULES FOR POWER RANGERS!!!!! THE RANGERS AGREE TO SAVE THE WORLD AND HAVE A GOOD EPISODE LAUGH TO END THE EPISODE!!!!!!
That was such a great introductory episode!!!!! Filled with an intro to the characters, what's in store for future episodes, and great if this is your first episode!!!! I give this 4 Angle Grove juice bar drinks out of 4!!!!!
Congratulations on making it to blog 100 Anonymous Yoshi and here's to many more blogs in the future!!!!! and happy 20th anniversary Power Rangers!!!!!!
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