BREAKING NEWS: Sailor Moon Crystal going into Extra Innings...

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Gaming Bits: Neo Geo Pocket Color

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In 1999, SNK (creators of the Neo Geo) was struggling, Their Neo Geo MVS and AES Systems was declining due to the decline of arcades, and they're system not being up to par with its competition. Heck, the successor to said system the Hyper Neo Geo 64 pretty much failed. They tried to compete with Nintendo's ever dominant Game Boy line, the original Neo Geo Pocket, It failed due to the just released Game Boy Color (which actually had color, obviously) and the ever growing Pokemon Franchise, and it wasn't released outside of Asia. A year later in 1999, SNK released a new portable worldwide...

My quick thoughts on the new Fantastic Four Movie (AKA Fant4stic A)

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WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? WHO? WHO?!?!

Ginga Tensei, Ole! Seijuu Sentai Gingaman + Choriki Sentai Ohranger Review

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Timeline 1:

I'll be honest, I like Super Sentai better than Kamen Rider, at least before Gaoranger came about. Is it because the pre-2000 Sentais were Darker and Edgier? Was it because they dealt with heavier themes? Whatever it is, sentai series in the mid 80s up until 2000, showed how good toku storytelling can be. MillionFold Curiosity finished subbing 2 series, Since I have only time to review one of them, and whatever I review will Impact how the events and how I feel today, Let's talk about StarBeast Task Force Gingaman...


Timeline 2:

I'll be honest, I like Super Sentai better than Kamen Rider, at least before Gaoranger came about. Is it because the pre-2000 Sentais were Darker and Edgier? Was it because they dealt with heavier themes? Whatever it is, sentai series in the mid 80s up until 2000, showed how good toku storytelling can be. MillionFold Curiosity finished subbing 2 series, Since I have only time to review one of them, and whatever I review will Impact how the events and how I feel today, Let's talk about Cho-Riki Squad Ohranger...


Yoshiette 1: Irate Gamer Beat you to that format!

A. Yoshi: You truly are a Bores fan. Either way, Anything he can do I can do Better...

BREAKING NEWS: Tatsumi Kimishima: the new Nintendo president that you've never heard of before...

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

A. Yoshi Opinion Piece: Is the Superhero genre going to die in the near future?

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So Steven Spielberg says that the Superhero genre is going to go the way of the western sometime in the future. by that he means the superhero movie. This has caused a lot of debate, speculation, and sensationalist clickbait articles. But is there some merit to that statement? The answer may shock some of you...

My quick thoughts on the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie

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ATATATATA!!!!!! 2-HIT COMBO!!!!!!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TURTLES ARE IN A NEW MOVIE,

AND IT F**KING SUCKS!

THIS IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE CRAPPIEST PIECE TURTLES MEDIA!

(UNWATCHABLE TOO!)

I'D RATHER WATCH THE NEXT MUTATION AGAIN WHILE BEING EATEN BY A KAPPA!

(EPIC FACEPALM!)

IT WAS DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY,

SO YOU JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FROZEN S**T BISCUT!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

SPLINTER GETS KILLED HALFWAY INTO IT,

BECAUSE HE'S A TOTAL ASS!

(I ALWAYS HATED THAT RAT!)

LEONARDO'S BLAND

DONTATELLO'S NERDINESS IS REAL CRASS!

(HE'S PRETTY MUCH URKEL!)

RAPHAEL IS A PLAIN ASS DOUCHE!

(HE'S ALSO AN ASS!)

MICHELANGELO IS LECHY LOOCH!

(CAN THAT EVEN BE A THING?!)

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

THIS MOVIE SUCKS BALLS,

BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Nintendo Double Diamond Retrospective Daizenshu (MAJOR 56K WARNING)(Tribute to Satoru Iwata and 250th Blog)

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I'm not even joking, This blog will turn your internet into a black hole if you have a crappy internet connection, so if you have 56k dialup, do not view this. View one of my smaller blogs, I've got plenty, just search... I have small blogs, big blogs that don't break s**tty internet connections. By clicking read more, you understand that I'm not responsible for your internet bill going up like the Burj Khalifa elevator...

Gaming Bits: Sega Dreamcast: One Last Effort to Save Sega... (56k WARNING)

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Oh Dreamcast...
Yeah Dreamcast...
I'll always be with you, Dreamcast...
Dreamcast Oh yeah...
From your red swirly logo,
To your 128 bits of power...
I'll always be with you, Dreamcast...
Dreamcast Oh yeah...
I love you DC...
You Know I Love You...
You Know I Love You...
You Know I Love You...
You Know I Love You...

Yoshiette 1: What the... stop making out with the Dreamcast. It's not HUMANOID!!!!!

A. Yoshi: Can you please SHUT THE F**K UP?! I'd rather date a slice of toast rather than you!!!!!!!

YE1: WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. S... WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaming Bits: Sega Saturn (56k WARNING)

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If I had to pick my favorite Game Companies of all time (regardless of any past or current Drama), Sega would be in the Top 3, along with Konami (#REDANDORANGEBACONSTRIPSFOREVER), even if they've been involved in some major BS in the past couple of years, and the Big N themselves, Nintendo, in which you can expect a mega sized, Nintendo Double Diamond Retrospective Daizenshu (or Complete Works), but as of right now, Sega's in critical condition, with them making sub par games based off of recent movies, and 3rd rate Sonic Games. But once upon a time sega made good s**t, they made memorable consoles, and they enjoyed every last second of it. In this 2 parter, we'll see just what went wrong, the positives amongst the negatives, and if their consoles of that time were really that bad...