Prologue to the Stories (DON'T READ IF YOU HATE STORIES IN REVIEWS)

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YEAH YOU!!!
THIS CONTAINS NO REVIEW, NO NEWS, JUST STORY!!!!
SO ONLY RAD IF YOU CAN TOLERATE STORYLINES IN REVIEWS!!!!!
OK ONTO TO BLOG!

SUIT UP!!!!! Iron Man 3 Review (FINALLY)

So how many of you seen Iron Man 3?

$1,214,713,994 worldwide gross.


So probably a whole bunch of you, not to mention how much these DVDs have sold. So this review seems rhetorical, but I really wanted to review this movie as soon as possible. I slept through my first showing of Iron Man 3, but Now it's time to tell you is this good or bad? Which side of the critics is right? Is this better than Iron Man 2? Find out Today.

Heroes of the Next Console War

So the new Syfy (AKA Wrestling Channel) reality series Heroes of Cosplay came and went, and already it's instated controversy, split opinions, and just plain bogusery. You know what else is in the news? GTA 5 (which I don't care for). You know what else else people are talking about in nerd culture? The next console war. Since both topics are too big for a R.Cubed, I'm going to do another two for one blog. So Let's get into action, shall we?

Robocop Remake Trailer First Thoughts, And Tristan Blooper as Robin

So Robocop, a little known ultraviolent art film you may or may not have heard of from the 80s is apparently getting remade. So Fans have mixed opinions about the trailer, and to be honest, It looks kind of interesting, But it's very flawed, Still it's better than the AVGN Movie Trailer from November. Let's see how interesting this One dimensional video game like schlock, I mean Power Rangers wannabe, I mean... Uh.... Just get to the trailer already...

LONG LIVE THE DINOSAUR!!! Kyouryuu Sentai Zyuranger Review (FINALLY!!!)

So I don't want to do a review of Zyuranger Review in the same style as my Dairanger review, So I'm just going to keep it simple and Describe the important plot details (With Spoilers Whited Out), Describe the characters and what I think of them, and My thoughts on the technicals. So INTRO TIME!!! DINOSAURS, SWORDS, SWORCERY, 5 GUYS IN MOTORCYCLE HELMETS, FANTASY, AND STYLIZED MARTIAL ARTS AWAIT!!!!! Let's NOT EVEN DARE TO COMPARE THIS TO SEASON 1 OF POWER RANGERS!!! LET'S DO IT TO IT, AND AWAY WE GO!!!!

Random Rubbish Roundup #9: Hayao Miyazaki Retires, Toku comes to America (kind of), Mighty No. 9 is (going to be) No. 1!!!!

STAY TUNED AFTER THE BLOG FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

So September May or May not be a slow and boring month for me, No movies coming out that I want to review (other than Iron Man 3 which is coming out on DVD), school won't help as far as having free time for blogs, There's not even enough blogs I feel like doing other than an opinion piece I may or may not do based on the New York Times saying the Tokusatsu Genre Dying. It doesn't help I don't even have a phone At the moment, because my Old one was so slow I just threw it on the ground and broke it (seriously, Why is there updates for Apple Products (especially iPhone, iTunes, iPad, iPad, iMac, iCloud, iBook, iJustine, iLick, iFlyswatter, iMicrowave, iRack, iRan, iSee, iThink, iHateYou) every 3 seconds and Your iPhone is going to be Obsolete Tomorrow because you bought the iPhone 5S at launch, and then the iPhone 6 Hyper Turbo is announced. Now that I got my little rant out of the way, Let's do this.