So Robocop, a little known ultraviolent art film you may or may not have heard of from the 80s is apparently getting remade. So Fans have mixed opinions about the trailer, and to be honest, It looks kind of interesting, But it's very flawed, Still it's better than the AVGN Movie Trailer from November. Let's see how interesting this One dimensional video game like schlock, I mean Power Rangers wannabe, I mean... Uh.... Just get to the trailer already...
So the trailer begins in Ira...
Clippy: It looks like you're writting a blog, would you like help?
Anonymous Yoshi: SHUT UP YOU STUPID PAPERCLIP!!!!
Clippy: Consider writing something more tasteful, Instead of writing a sensitive country like Iraq, write Warzone US... *Incinerated*
So the trailer Begins in Warzone USA, And we got to gang violence like in Grand Theft Auto, Which Came out today and have no interest in buying. One cop got shot down, and we get introduced to the idea of a new machine. and we get a pic of the old Robocop reminding us that this movie won't be as good as it's predecessor. A man get's killed by an exploding car, and we get our logos. We get a pretty disturbing image of the man with fourth degree burns. and the machine arises. Robocop finds out he's a machine and strangles one of the professors. They changed his suit from silver to black TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A POWER RANGER!!!!! SERIOUSLY, WHY DO MOVIES DO THAT!!!!! He Finds 13 targets to arrest, he then rides into a shootout. Robocop finds his wife and has quality time with his son. There's action, debate and Sex scene cliche, While changing from black to silver and vice versa. We also get enemy robots, please don't waste them, and after one last scene with Robocop before we get a logo and release date.
That trailer was interesting with it's action, explosions, and robots, but it'll probably be too safe, It doesn't tell us how or why he keeps changing color, and It's not the original!!!! I Give this 2.75 ED 209's out of 4.
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This Just in, THE BIG JB, AKA JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING TO PLAY ROBIN IN THE NEW MAN OF STEEL VS THE DARK KNI... Yoshiette's 1 & 2 you'd like to talk?
WELL, I WAS WRONG, PEOPLE ARE STUPID, JUSTIN BIEBER TROLLED US ON TWITTER!!!! He had a supposed script of Batman VS Superman movie, and the rumor was quickly busted. DAMN!!!!! DOES BIEBS EVEN GIVE DAMN ABOUT HIS FANS, THAT HE HAD TO LIE TO THEM (This Is not a joke, It's a Troll Movement)!!!! If it was April Fool's Day (Or slightly before), Sure, it'd be understandable, much like the joke that Justin was supposed to play Han Solo's son in Star Wars VII, It trolled us sure, but some people knew it was just a joke knowing the day. The 1DS was not on April Fool's day, but it looked real legit. JB's script was not even close based on people who are better than me's analysis. Seriously, The top news story of the weekend should have been More Harry Potter Movies, but Every time the big Biebs is on the news, it's front page news, heck if the guys over at Beyond the Sleek Color Whatsits do a show on that instead of of the new Harry Potter movie, I've lost all faith in humanity. People... Hear me out when I say...
THIS IS NOT NEWS!!!!!
See you next time.