Yoshiette 1: Hurry and...
Ehhhhhh.... Nothing important happened...
A. Yoshi: What the hell's that smell?
Yoshiette 1, do you have diarrhea again?
YE1: *Shakes head*
It's worse than that, The Crapper's exploding...
Blood Buster: I'm The Blood Buster, I shall pick you up, break you, and drop you!!!!!!!!
AY: Can I challenge you to a game of Hockey?
BB: QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!! Just for that, I'll smash everything in your penthouse!!!!!!
AY: Yoshiette 2, Play Blog Tape #7826483768374
Anonymous Yoshi Productions presents:
Blog Tape #7826483768374: Kamen Rider Black Movie 2 Mini-Review
*Clever opener goes here*
THE GLORIFIED EPISODE BEGINS WITH THE TOEI LOGO (WAVES AND ROCKS!!!!!!), AND THE KAMEN RIDER BLACK OPENING!!!!!!!!!! THE ACTUAL EPISODE BEGINS WITH SHADOW MOON LOOKING DOWN AT A SMALL TOWN, AND PLOTTING TO TURN IT INTO GORGOM'S METROPOLIS!!!! THEN WE GET THE "TERROR! DEMON MANSION AT DEVIL'S PASS"!!!!!! AFTER THAT WE GET SHADOW MOON EXPOSITIONING ABOUT HIS PLAN TO THE 3 GRAND MUTANTS OF GORGOM AND A DOGFISH KAIJIN (MAY I TAKE THIS MOMENT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THE COSTUME DESIGNS FOR THE SERIES)!!!!! HE SHOWS A GIANT ROB THE ROBOT TO THEM THAT'S SUPPOSED TO DESTROY CITIES!!!!!! THEY CHASE AFTER MAKINO (WHO WILL NEVER BE MENTIONED IN FUTURE INSTALLMENTS OF THE SERIES)!!!! MEANWHILE AT TOKYO, KOTARO IS GOING SHOPPING WITH HIS LADY FRIENDS, THEN HE CHASES MAKINO!!!!!!! MAKINO NOTICES HIS FAMILY'S CAPTURED (WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION) AND GET'S A CALL FROM GORGOM!!!!!!!!! THE KAIJIN OF THE DAY BREAKS THROUGH MAKINO'S HOUSE, THEN KOTARO FIGHTS IT!!!!!!! AFTER THE FIGHT INTENSIFIES, HE HENSHINS AND CONTINUES!!!!!! THE MONSTER GETS AWAY AND KOTARO GOES TO MAKINO!!!! KOTARO HEADS TO YUBARI, AND FINDS THAT IT'S DESERTED!!!!!! MAKINO GETS AWAY FROM THE SAFETY OF KOTARO'S DIVE BAR AND GETS CAUGHT BY THE KAIJIN!!!!! KOTARO FOLLOWS 2 KIDS TO A COAL MINE MUSEUM AND MAKINO SEES HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER GET TORTURED (YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS)!!!!! AFTER SEEING THIS, HE CAVES TO GORGOM'S DEMANDS!!!!! THE 2 KIDS AND THE MAYOR OF THE TOWN TELL KOTARO WHAT TO DO SAVE MAKINO AND HIS FAMILY!!!!! KOTARO HEADS TO THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE, GETS CHASED AND, TRANSFORMS ON THE BIKE (HOW AWESOME IS THAT)!!!!! BLACK GETS TELEPORTED TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND FIGHTS IN THE MONSTER GRAVEYARD AGAINST OLD MONSTERS!!!!! HE ESCAPES WITH ROAD SECTOR, AND FIGHTS SHADOW MOON!!!!!! MAKINO GETS THE GORGOM METROPOLIS READY, BUT DOESN'T GET HIS WISH TO HAVE HIS FAMILY SPARED!!!! BLACK AND SHADOW MOON CONTINUE TO FIGHT, AFTER THE KINGSTONE FLASH HAPPENS, THE FIGHT'S POWERED MY THE KAMEN RIDER BLACK THEME!!!!! SHADOW MOON ESCAPES, BLACK BREAKS INTO THE GORGOM BASE, AND HELPS THE FAMILY ESCAPE!!!!! THE BASE EXPLODES AND BLACK FINISHES HIS BATTLE WITH THE KAIJIN OF THE DAY!!!!! THE KIDS GO HOME HAPPY AND KOTARO RIDES OFF TO THE WILD BLUE YONDER ENDING THE "MOVIE"!!!!!
The movie just feels like a normal Kamen Rider black episode. It's decent, but nothing really stands out to me about this "movie", It is a cute one though despite it's dark tone. I give this 2.5 Kaijin Robo's out of 4...
FIN
AY: Everyone get into Battle Formation V-47!!!!!!!!
Blood Buster used his Shotgun!!!!
It hit the Yoshiettes, They took 80 damage...
Yoshiette 1 used her Katana!!!!
It hit Blood Buster 5 times, with 115 damage...
Yoshiette 2 used her Super Scope!!!!
It hit Blood Buster, with 127 damage...
A. Yoshi used an Assist Amiibo!!!!
It as Princess Peach. She Used Sexy Dance on Blood Buster. No Effect...
Duck Nukem used 3 Grenades!!!!
They hit Blood Buster 3 times with 75 Damage...
Blood Buster used Brutal Hockey!!!!
He Stole the entire team's arsenal, made them flinch, and gave them 200 damage...
Blood Buster used a Poison Alligatot!!!!
The attack missed...
Yoshiette 1 used Flying Leg Lariat!!!!
It hit Blood Buster and took 90 damage...
Yoshiette 2 used Red Rain of Berlin!!!!
It hit Blood Buster 4 times with 100 damage!!!!
A. Yoshi used Tower Bridge!!!!
It hit Blood Buster with 95 Damage...
Duck Nukem used Through the Window Backbreaker!!!!
It Took 300 damage from Blood Buster...
Blood Buster poked a hole through the wall with his bat!!!!
An Old lady stepped in using her cane to poke BB in the eye!!!!
Old Lady: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET THE FRAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blood Buster falls to the ground...
The Mask of Whatchamaother comes off of Blood Buster and turns him back to normal...
When Team Yoshi heads down to the ground, this happens...
Everyone: J-J-J-J-J-Jo...
To Be Continued...
Kinnikuman Retrospective, returning November 16th for one segment and for another brief run January 29, 2015, only on anonymousyoshi007.blogspot.com!
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