LAST TIME...
Banjo: So you brought us from England 2001 just to make a Doctor Who reference. We're out of here, but you can take Kazooie with you.
Anonymous Yoshi added Kazooie to his inventory.
Yoshiette 1: Yeah that's nice but as far as you facing The ice tower, Yeah, you're on your own, Also, Time to blog.
Anonymous Yoshi: Well, This is where SimCity Fiancial used to be.
Lady: Welcome to Freezio Company World Headquarters, Can I help you?
Lady: Sorry, We stopped serving nerds 2 hours ago, any violators WILL BE CAPTURED!!!!!
AY & Kazooie: OH MY GOD!!! *Trapped in a net*
Freezio: Welcome to the top of Freezio Tower. Here you'll be in a circle of Freezards, Piloswines, frost Piranha Plants and other Ice creatures.
AY: Nothing my trusty baseball bat can't solve!!!! BAM!!!! BAM!!!! BAM!!!!!!
Anonymous Yoshi gained 1,237 experience!!!!
Freezio: Subzero, Get that little runt!!!!
Anonymous Yoshi is now frozen.
2 hours later...
Freezio: Welcome to the Ice World dungeon, Here you'll be watching crappy Christmas movies for the rest of your life, yes even out of season. Today you'll be watching the Sailor Moon S movie.
AY: But...
Freezio: I don't care just watch!!!!
So Freezio has me trapped in a ice dungeon, I'm supposed to write about the Sailor Moon S movie. OK It's not technically a...
Freezio: SHUT UP!!!!
OK, So this IS a Christmas movie, and I't apparently supposed to feel tortured while watching this, but does it live up to that, or is it actually a good...
Freezio: There's no Good or bad, JUST BAD!!!!! I'll be Back.
STORY:
So A meteor comes near earth, It contains the villain of the movie. An astronomer Kakeru Ozora finds it and tries to tell his girlfriend, an astronaut named Himeko Nayotake, but she doesn't believe him. Kakeru collects a shard from the meteor. It's stealing his life force. It keeps snowing in the city, Because Princess... Oh excuse me, Queen Snow Kaguya keeps doing sending snow dancers to the city, it's up to Sailor Moon and her friends to stop it. There's a story with Luna (the cat) where she develops a crush on Kakeru, but It's just another case of beastiality (ask your parents what beastiality is) similar to Sonic '06, and isn't worth mentioning.
All I can say is.... Yeah, This movie's filled with audience confusion (especially in the edited version), unfunny puns, and overall very childish and girly (but That's Sailor Moon for you), maybe the uncut version's better, but I have the edited version.
CHARACTERS:
OK, This part's going to be short because By and Large, I don't have much to say about them other than the regular characters, but they're the same as the regular series. Kakeru Ozora Is an astronomer who has a crush on an astronaut named Himeko Nayotake. Basically it's a crush that isn't explained too well because of the 60 minute runtime. They result to being just another pair of character's of the Day. Queeen Snow Kaguya is the main villain, but is just another monster of the Day who apparently has a set of mooks by her side.
PRESENTATION:
This is just another Extended episode of a TV Series (much like Dragon Ball Z (though their movies aren't as bad), Power Rangers, or Pokemon (though those two have a larger budget to make up for it)), but Here It might as well be another episode of the TV Series, minus the big bad of the movie. As I said, this version is filled with Audience confusion, This doesn't know if it wants to be aimed at Older kids (see the beastiallity plot, and some of the character designs) or Younger Kids (see the censored transformat sequences). The unedited version is better, but one thing that this dub has is some of the voices don't sound right, I wish there was a definitive English dub of this anime.
OVERALL:
Parents, If you have younger kids, They'll probably enjoy this, but to be fair it's not as preachy as the first Pokemon Movie, but It's more childish than say the DragonBall Z movies. Too bad this Movie's been out of print for years, but If you can find it at a good price for your Kid, get it. As for the adults, just get it if it's the unedited version, or if you want something for your whatever collection. I give this 2 snow dancers out of 4.
Back to the story.
Freezio: Join me, and i'll make your face the greatest in all the Reviewaverse, Or else you will DIE!!!!
AY: NO!!!!!!!
Freezio: DIE!!!!!!!
Kazooie: Can we leave now, It's cold, I wonder if that bear guy that puts me in his backpack, and his squirrel friend are OK?
Banjo: I want to go back to 2001, it's freezing, and I can only east so many Iceburgers before freezing to death.
Waiter: did you hear of that game Dinosaur Planet that was released 12 years ago on the N64?
Conker: Wasn't that Star Fox Adventures? I saw it in a retro game store the other day.
Waiter: Now you're just making stuff up.
Phone: RING RING RING, RING RING RING, PHONE CALL, PHONE CALL!!!!
Yoshi: What?
Banjo: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU SCREWED UP HISTORY SO MUCH THAT GAMES WE WERE IN DON'T...
Kazooie: Now time for the ultimate battle with Freezio. I can't help you, I'm getting some Spicy Hot Texas Curly Fries at the cafeteria.
Announcer: Tres, Dos, Uno, FIGHT!!!!
Freezio used Aurora beam...
It caused 455 damage. It froze Anonymous Yoshi.
Announcer: Anonymous Yoshi turned into Super Sayian 4.
He's Now unfrozen.
Freezio: Impressive, most impressive.
ICE BEAM!!!!!
It's not very effective. It only causes 3 damage.
AY: HAMEHAMEKA!!!!!
The attack misses.
Announcer: FREEZIO USES SHEER COLD!!!!!
Sheer Cold is an ice attack in Pokemon that causes a one hit KO if hit However...
It only causes 316,036 damage.
AY: HAMEHAMEKA X10!!!!!
It does 13,379 damage.
Freezio: Time to END THIS!!!!!
ICE AGE SUBZERO ICE PUNCH!!!!
The Attack Misses.
AY: Kazooie?
Kazooie: Can we go now? I'm Freezing, and Banjo's Going to die in the cold. Not to mention I'm firing fire eggs.
*Holds Kazooie by the neck*
Kazooie: Wait, Whaaaaaa...
Anouncer: Oh My God, He's using Kazooie as a gun!!!! And Throwing FIRE EGGS!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE, ONE HIT KO!!!!!
Anonymous Yoshi Wins.
FATALITY!!!!!
Ice is melting all over SimCity!!!!!
AY: Well Kazooie all's well, that ends well. The best part is The Anonymous Yoshi Team should be back in 3, 2, they're here!!!!
Yoshiette 1: YOSHI-POO, HI!!!!
AY: I'm Not Your Girlfriend!!!!
Yoshiette 2: We were so worried about you!!!!!
PK Chu: I've got you a rockin' rare (no pun intended) game for Nintendo 64!!!! It's called Dinosaur Planet.
AY: Wait , You haven't seen a squirrel in a blue hoodie and a bear with yellow shorts and a blue backpack, have you?
All of Team Anonymous Yoshi: Nope.
Banjo: Until you can get our TARDIS fixed, Don't bother seeing us. If you need us, we'll be next door.
YE1: You mean that shed labeled Video Game Mascots Anonymous.
Conker: We'll be there Tuesday nights, We're talking about Apartment Building 732.
Banjo: Also, We want Kazooie back.
PKC: Anyone up for buying TARDIS parts on the internet.
The End?
My Hundredth blog will be...
KYORYU SENTAI ZYURANGER!!!!!
Freezio: Welcome to the top of Freezio Tower. Here you'll be in a circle of Freezards, Piloswines, frost Piranha Plants and other Ice creatures.
AY: Nothing my trusty baseball bat can't solve!!!! BAM!!!! BAM!!!! BAM!!!!!!
Anonymous Yoshi gained 1,237 experience!!!!
Freezio: Subzero, Get that little runt!!!!
Anonymous Yoshi is now frozen.
2 hours later...
Freezio: Welcome to the Ice World dungeon, Here you'll be watching crappy Christmas movies for the rest of your life, yes even out of season. Today you'll be watching the Sailor Moon S movie.
AY: But...
Freezio: I don't care just watch!!!!
So Freezio has me trapped in a ice dungeon, I'm supposed to write about the Sailor Moon S movie. OK It's not technically a...
Freezio: SHUT UP!!!!
OK, So this IS a Christmas movie, and I't apparently supposed to feel tortured while watching this, but does it live up to that, or is it actually a good...
Freezio: There's no Good or bad, JUST BAD!!!!! I'll be Back.
STORY:
So A meteor comes near earth, It contains the villain of the movie. An astronomer Kakeru Ozora finds it and tries to tell his girlfriend, an astronaut named Himeko Nayotake, but she doesn't believe him. Kakeru collects a shard from the meteor. It's stealing his life force. It keeps snowing in the city, Because Princess... Oh excuse me, Queen Snow Kaguya keeps doing sending snow dancers to the city, it's up to Sailor Moon and her friends to stop it. There's a story with Luna (the cat) where she develops a crush on Kakeru, but It's just another case of beastiality (ask your parents what beastiality is) similar to Sonic '06, and isn't worth mentioning.
All I can say is.... Yeah, This movie's filled with audience confusion (especially in the edited version), unfunny puns, and overall very childish and girly (but That's Sailor Moon for you), maybe the uncut version's better, but I have the edited version.
CHARACTERS:
OK, This part's going to be short because By and Large, I don't have much to say about them other than the regular characters, but they're the same as the regular series. Kakeru Ozora Is an astronomer who has a crush on an astronaut named Himeko Nayotake. Basically it's a crush that isn't explained too well because of the 60 minute runtime. They result to being just another pair of character's of the Day. Queeen Snow Kaguya is the main villain, but is just another monster of the Day who apparently has a set of mooks by her side.
PRESENTATION:
This is just another Extended episode of a TV Series (much like Dragon Ball Z (though their movies aren't as bad), Power Rangers, or Pokemon (though those two have a larger budget to make up for it)), but Here It might as well be another episode of the TV Series, minus the big bad of the movie. As I said, this version is filled with Audience confusion, This doesn't know if it wants to be aimed at Older kids (see the beastiallity plot, and some of the character designs) or Younger Kids (see the censored transformat sequences). The unedited version is better, but one thing that this dub has is some of the voices don't sound right, I wish there was a definitive English dub of this anime.
OVERALL:
Parents, If you have younger kids, They'll probably enjoy this, but to be fair it's not as preachy as the first Pokemon Movie, but It's more childish than say the DragonBall Z movies. Too bad this Movie's been out of print for years, but If you can find it at a good price for your Kid, get it. As for the adults, just get it if it's the unedited version, or if you want something for your whatever collection. I give this 2 snow dancers out of 4.
Back to the story.
Freezio: Join me, and i'll make your face the greatest in all the Reviewaverse, Or else you will DIE!!!!
AY: NO!!!!!!!
Freezio: DIE!!!!!!!
Kazooie: Can we leave now, It's cold, I wonder if that bear guy that puts me in his backpack, and his squirrel friend are OK?
Banjo: I want to go back to 2001, it's freezing, and I can only east so many Iceburgers before freezing to death.
Waiter: did you hear of that game Dinosaur Planet that was released 12 years ago on the N64?
Conker: Wasn't that Star Fox Adventures? I saw it in a retro game store the other day.
Waiter: Now you're just making stuff up.
Phone: RING RING RING, RING RING RING, PHONE CALL, PHONE CALL!!!!
Yoshi: What?
Banjo: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU SCREWED UP HISTORY SO MUCH THAT GAMES WE WERE IN DON'T...
Kazooie: Now time for the ultimate battle with Freezio. I can't help you, I'm getting some Spicy Hot Texas Curly Fries at the cafeteria.
Announcer: Tres, Dos, Uno, FIGHT!!!!
Freezio used Aurora beam...
It caused 455 damage. It froze Anonymous Yoshi.
Announcer: Anonymous Yoshi turned into Super Sayian 4.
He's Now unfrozen.
Freezio: Impressive, most impressive.
ICE BEAM!!!!!
It's not very effective. It only causes 3 damage.
AY: HAMEHAMEKA!!!!!
The attack misses.
Announcer: FREEZIO USES SHEER COLD!!!!!
Sheer Cold is an ice attack in Pokemon that causes a one hit KO if hit However...
It only causes 316,036 damage.
AY: HAMEHAMEKA X10!!!!!
It does 13,379 damage.
Freezio: Time to END THIS!!!!!
ICE AGE SUBZERO ICE PUNCH!!!!
The Attack Misses.
AY: Kazooie?
Kazooie: Can we go now? I'm Freezing, and Banjo's Going to die in the cold. Not to mention I'm firing fire eggs.
*Holds Kazooie by the neck*
Kazooie: Wait, Whaaaaaa...
Anouncer: Oh My God, He's using Kazooie as a gun!!!! And Throwing FIRE EGGS!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE, ONE HIT KO!!!!!
Anonymous Yoshi Wins.
FATALITY!!!!!
Ice is melting all over SimCity!!!!!
AY: Well Kazooie all's well, that ends well. The best part is The Anonymous Yoshi Team should be back in 3, 2, they're here!!!!
Yoshiette 1: YOSHI-POO, HI!!!!
AY: I'm Not Your Girlfriend!!!!
Yoshiette 2: We were so worried about you!!!!!
PK Chu: I've got you a rockin' rare (no pun intended) game for Nintendo 64!!!! It's called Dinosaur Planet.
AY: Wait , You haven't seen a squirrel in a blue hoodie and a bear with yellow shorts and a blue backpack, have you?
All of Team Anonymous Yoshi: Nope.
Banjo: Until you can get our TARDIS fixed, Don't bother seeing us. If you need us, we'll be next door.
YE1: You mean that shed labeled Video Game Mascots Anonymous.
Conker: We'll be there Tuesday nights, We're talking about Apartment Building 732.
Banjo: Also, We want Kazooie back.
PKC: Anyone up for buying TARDIS parts on the internet.
The End?
My Hundredth blog will be...
KYORYU SENTAI ZYURANGER!!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment