Anonymous Yoshi: Who's the Purple...
Yoshiette 1: Barney?
AY: ...Badasss...
Yoshiette 2: Arbok?
AY: ...Robot who will pull You over if you **** With him?
YE1 & YE2: Arale from Doctor Slump.
AY: No, Janperson. Now time for a the second film from the 1993 Super Hero Fair that I have Reviewed...
SPECIAL ROBOT INVESTIGATOR JANPERSON: THE MOVIE!!!!
SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
SO THE MOVIE BEGINS WITH THE TOEI LOGO!!!!! WAVES AND ROCKS!!!!! THEN IN PERFECT ENGLISH, JANPERSON FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE!!!!!! NEXT WITH THE OPENING THAT SHOWS HOW BADASS JANPERSON IS!!!!!! AFTER THAT THE TITLE CARD APPEARS, MOTHER MAY YOUR MEMORIES BE ETERNAL! THE CYBERNETIC EMOTIONS OPERATION ROOM!!!!!! WE CUT TO A CARNIVIAL WHICH IS NOTHING LIKE WHAT'S SEEN THE OPENING!!!! A GIRL'S FATHER IS TRYING TO CONVINCE HER TO FLY TO AMERICA WITH HER!!!!! WHY DOES EVERY TOKU I REVIEW HAVE TO HAVE SOME ANNOYING KID IN THE MOVIE OR SHOW!!!! PARENTS OF KIDS KEEP TELLING SOMEONE THAT THEIR KIDS ARE GONE!!!!! WHEN THEY GET NEAR CLOWNS THEY GET KIDNAPPED!!!!! THE GIRL LOOKS AT A PICTURE OF HER DECEASED MOTHER AND WE GET A FLASHBACK!!!!! A CLOWN GIVES THE KID A ROSE BUT ENDS UP KIDNAPPING HER!!!!! THE FATHER (WHO'S ALSO AN FBI AGENT), GET'S BEAT UP BY CLOWNS WHO DRIVE AWAY!!!!! WE THEN GET A FAIRLY SUB PAR CHASE SCENE WHERE WE FINALLY SEE JANPERSON!!!!! JANPERSON RIDES THE WALLS IN A TUNNEL!!!!! THE FBI AGENT AND JANPERSON THINK OF A PLAN TO FIND THE CRIMINAL SYNDICATE WHO'S INVOLVED!!!!!! WE CUT TO THE KIDS IN A CELL!!!!! THERE'S TWO BALD CYBORG ASSASSINS KNOWN AS BLAMBOTS!!!!! THE NEO-GUILD BOSS, GEORGE MAKABE APPEARS WITH OTHER CYBORG ASSASSINS, LIKE SILVERELLA (A FEMALE SILVER ARMORED ROBOT), AND GILGORDONS (MALE GOLD ARMORED ROBOTS), WHILE GEORGE EXPLAINS THE PLAN!!!!! WHEN THE FBI AGENT MAKES IT, THE CLOWN REVEALS HE'S ACTUALLY TEAM LEADER SCORPION (WHO SEEMS TO BE THE MONSTER OF THE DAY)!!!! THE FBI MAN IS GETTING OWNED< WHEN JANPERSON COMES ALONG, AND WE MEET ANOTHER TYPE OF FOOT SOLDIER, GILBLACKER (A BLACK ARMORED VERSION OF GILGORDON)!!!!!! THEN JANPERSON FIGHTS, ONE PART USING THE DETACHING HEAD GUY'S HEAD AS A BOWLING BALL!!!!! GEORGE MAKES THE ISLAND EXPLODE, BUT JANPERSON AND THE FBI AGENT ESCAPE!!!!! JANPERSON SHOWS THE FBI AGENT'S DAAUGHTER HAS FORGIVEN HIM AND THE NEO-GUILD GET'S READY TO TURN THE KIDS INTO ROBOTS!!!! JANPERSON GET'S INTO THE BASE DISGUISED AND WHEN HE TAKES OFF HIS DISGUISE, **** GET''S REAL!!!!!! THE FBI AGENT SAVES HIS DAUGHTER!!!!! JANPERSON GET'S TRAPPED, THE FBI AGENT GET'S THE KIDS OUT OF THE CELL WHEN JANPERSON ESCAPES!!!! JANPERSON SHOOTS OUT SOME GILBLACKERS WHO USE THEIR WEAPONS!!!!! SILVERELLA USES HER ICE BREATH AGAINST JANPERSON'S FLAMETHROWER!!!!! THEY THEN USE THEIR SWORDS AND SILVERELLA GET'S DESTROYED!!!!! THE GILGORDONS AND SCORPION USE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST OUR HERO, AND WHEN JANPERSON'S FIGHTER JET AND CAR APPEARS, THE JANPERSON THEME PLAYS!!!! HE DESTROYS THE REST OF THE FOOTSOLDIERS AND THE ROBOT OF THE DAY!!!!! WHEN JANPERSON COMES TO GET GEORGE MAKABE, HE ESCAPES!!!!! JANPERSON LATER ESCAPES!!!!! AND WHEN HE REUNITES WITH THE KIDS HE GIVES A PEACE SIGN WHILE THE STAR TREK: THE NET GENERATION THEME PLAYS (I'M NOT EVEN JOKING LISTEN TO THE SONG)!!!! THE KID DECIDES TO GO TO AMERICA WITH HER DAD, JANPERSON WATHES ENDING THE MOVIE!!!!!
That was an OK movie, More like an Extended episode of the show, but still a cute story, I give this 2.75 Dark Jaycars out of 4.
See you next time.
Janperson the Movie is subbed by Daigeki, Seriously sub more episodes.
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