Sunday, February 5, 2017

Centipede Football Player Monster! Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Season 3: Fourth Down and Long Mini-Review



In Case you haven't Noticed from the last video, My producer's Kind of a D*ck, And he even said Write, if I don't do either a Trump as our president post or That Other MMPR Football episode, I'm going to get fired, I'm going to do the Blog that would be more relevant to the Superb Owl (long story, Look it up), and my blog, I think we all know what it is...






THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH THE GO GO POWER RANGERS THEME (WHICH I CAN STILL LISTEN TO WITHOUT CRINGING IF IT'S USED IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLATANT MONEY TRAP)!!!! THE REAL EPISODE, BEGINS WITH... SCIENCE CLASS, AND CHARACTER OF THE WEEK SCREWS UP HIS ASSIGNMENT!!!! FINSTER CREATES A MONSTER WITH A FOOTBALLL AND CENTIPEDE!!!! CENTIBACK HEADS TO EARTH!!!!!! BACK TO ANGEL GROVE HIGH SCHOOL, BULK AND SKULL APPEAR TO CONTROL THE EXPERIMENT GOING WRONG!!!!!! THEY DISAPPEAR AS THE RANGERS LEARN ABOUT GENERIC CHARACTER AND HIS BAD GRADES!!!! BULK AND SKULL TALK TO ROCKY'S UNCLE, BUT A THE MONSTER APPEAR TO TURN EVERYONE INTO A FOOTBALL!!!! ROCKY MORPHS AND FIGHTS HIM, THE OTHER RANGERS ARE SUMMONED!!!! THEY ALL FACE THE TENGAS AND THE MONSTER, BUT GET TURNED INTO FOOTBALLS THEMSELVES, WHILE THE MONSTERS MAKING BAD PUNS!!!!!! THE RED RANGER GO TO THE COMMAND CENTER TO FORM A PLAN, BUT THE NEXT ROUND OF THE FIGHT IS HAPPENING AT THE SNOWY MOUNTAINS (CALIFORNIANS, CAN YOU TELL ME IF IT SNOWS ANYWHERE IN YOUR STATE)!!!! NINJOR IS SUMMONED TO HELP OUT ROCKY!!!!! THEY GET BUCKETS TO CAPTURE THE FOOTBALL TO SAVE THE OTHER RANGERS!!!! ONCE THE BALL IS CAPTURED, EVERYONE AFFECTED TURNS BACK TO NORMAL!!!! THE MONSTER GROWS AND IT STARTS SNOWING!!!!! THE ZORDS ARE SUMMONED!!!! AND THEY FUSE PLAYED TO THE TUNE OF THE MMPR THEME!!!! NINJOR GROWS FIGHTS THE MONSTER, AND WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS NINJOR TURNS INTO HIS SAMURAI MODE (CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT DID CENTIBACK CALL NINJOR A NOVICE, OR IS HE DIGIVOLVING OR SOMETHING TO FACE THE NEXT STAGE OF THE FIGHT)!!!!!! NINJOR SLASHES THE MONSTER, AND NINJA MEGAZORD USES IT'S FINISHER (WITHOUT FALCONZORD, I BELIEVE YOU SUMMONED IT A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO, WHAT A WASTE OF RESOURCES TOMMY/WHITE RANGER)!!!!! THE BAD GUYS ARE UPSET AT THEIR LOSS (YOU SHOULD BE MORE UPSET THAT THE RANGERS BEATING YOUR MONSTER WITH LESS ZORDS THAN THEY COULD'VE USED, IN THAT CONTEXT, ONE...)!!!!! AT THE YOUTH CENTER GENERIC CHARACTER WHO WON'T BE SEEN OR HEARD OF AGAIN COMES IN BECAUSE HE LEARNED WHY HE WAS FAILING AT SCHOOL!!!! BULK AND SKULL GET SCOLDED BY Lt. STONE AND HAVE ONE MORE SCENE BEFORE THE EPISODE ENDS!!!! GLORIFIED KID OF THE WEEK TELLS THE TEAM WHAT'S GOING ON!!!! APPARENTLY THE KID HAS DYSLEXIA (KEEP HIM AWAY FROM MY BL... OOPS!!!!), AND WE GET CHEERS FROM EVERYONE ON THE SCREEN, ENDING THE EPISODE!!!!!! WE DO GET BLOOPERS, BUT SCREW IT, EPISODE DONE, GO HOME!!!!!!



For all the bad puns and unused Falconzord This Episode is Not that bad. It Has a surreal monster, A clever way to link the MMPR Red Ranger + Ninjor on foot fight to the Kakuranger Mech vs Giant Monster footage, and it had a feel good ending, even if The character Won't be seen again. I give this 3 Centiback Football Weapons out of 4...


Also The producer wants me to write the next part of Kinnikuman Retrospective by...






???: Time's Up!!!!

A. Yoshi: SON OF A...

SIGNAL LOST!!!!!

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