Flashmen save the petting zoo... wait, what? Choushinsei Flashman The Movie Mini-Review....

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While the rest of Team Yoshi finds a Gorilla Suit for Joe Tokugawa at Kong's Gorilla Suit Emporium, I'll be watching the Second Phase of Toku Month V: 80s Throwback Toku Month, with Flashhhhh, Ahhhhh... Yes this is SUPERNOVA Flashman!!!!




THE MOVIE BEGINS WITH THE TOEI LOGO (WAVES AND ROCKS!!!!)!!!!!! THE INTRO APPEARS WITH A CATCHY ASS THEME SONG (CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! WE'VE FORGOTTEN, FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! THE MEANING OF DANGER!!!!!!!!! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! WE'LL HEAD TO ACTION!!!! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! BEFORE YOU CAN SAY A WORD!!!!! WE'LL SHINE THROUGH TO TOMORROW WITH OUR EXPLODING STRENGTH!!!!!! SUPERNOVA FLASHMAN!!!!!!) THE ACTUAL MOVIE BEGINS WITH MESS ABDUCTING ANIMALS FROM AROUND THE WORLD IN THEIR UFO!!!! THEN WE CUT TO A CHILDREN'S ZOO WHERE MESS ATTACKS!!!!! THE FLASHMEN ARRIVE TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME WHEN A MONSTER ATTACKS!!!!! THEY FIGHT THE FORCES OF MESS BUT THEY TURN OUT TO BE TO POWERFUL FOR THEM!!!!! AND I"LL JUST SAY THAT THE MONSTER DESIGN IS JUST AS GOOD AS CHANGEMAN'S!!! AFTER EXPLAINING THE MONSTER TO US, WE GET A FIGHT SCENE ON A TRAIN!!!!! THE MONSTER LOSES IT'S MIND WHEN IT SEES A PUPPY CAUSING MESS TO RETREAT!!!!!! GENERIC TOKU KIDS EXPLAIN WHY THERE'S A PETTING ZOO, THEN MESS CHASES AFTER THE FLASHMEN POWERED TO 80s TOKU TUNES!!!! GREEN FLASH IS BEING CHASED BY FIGHTER JETS WHEN HE TRIES TO DEFEND A PUPPY!!!! HE GIVES HIM TO RED FLASH AND THE MOTOR CYCLE CRASHES!!!! THE FLASHMEN BATTLE MESS, RED FLASH SURVIVES!!!!! HE GIVES THE PUPPY TO MAG AND JOINS THE REST OF THE FLASHMEN!!!! THEY HENSHIN AND FIGHT THE VILLAINS!!!!!! THE FLASHMEN GET INTO THEIR FLASH HAWKS AND THEIR THEME STARTS PLAYING AS THEY DEMONSTRATE THEIR ATTACKS!!!!!! THEY PULL OUT THEIR ROLLING VULCAN ON THE MONSTER AND WIN THEIR FIRST BOUT!!!!! AFTER THAT THE MONSTER GROWS!!!!!!! THE RANGERS GET THEIR MECHS OUT AS MORE 80S TOKU TUNES START PLAYING!!!! THEY DO SOME INDIVIDUAL FIGHTING, AND THEY COMBINE THEIR MECHS!!!!! FLASH KING AND THE MONSTER FIGHT, AND IT GOES ON FOR ANOTHER MINUTE UNTIL THE FINISHER HAPPENS!!!!!! SO AT LAST THE PETTING ZOO IS SAVED, AND THE FLASHMEN LEAVE A NOTE, AND THE MOVIE ENDS WITH THEM RIDING THE ROAD AHEAD!!!!!


Not going to lie, The movie was cute, but such a contrast to the badass sentais of the 80s and most of the 90s, they several options to go with this film and they go with saving  saving the Petting zoo, Yeahhhh... I Know that these films aren't meant to make you think, and are meant to entertain children during their school holidays, but I recommend just sticking with the main series. I give this 2 petting zoo puppies out of 4.


There was another movie released later relating to flashman, but that was just a repackaging of episodes, so yeah. However next time, WE SHIFT IN-TO TUR- BO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOT THE POWER RANGERS TURBO!!!!!