Anonymous Yoshi: Why is it so dark in this bloody room?
YE1: AHHHHHH!!!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!
AY: Sorry, What on the internet are you looking up?
YE1: NONE OF YOUR ******* BUSINESS!!!!!!
AY: Are you looking up... *Gasp*, ENGAGEMENT RINGS? THAT'S MADNESS!!!! Tell me More, Who's the special Yoshi Dude Who's getting Married.
YE1: Who do you suspect?
I'll let you see what I'm wearing if you promise not to tell the kids, OK?
AY: Yes Miss.
One Viewing later
OH GOD THAT'S HARD TOO LOOK AT WITH OUT SHAKING OR SWEATING!!!!!
You're wearing a Christmas Bik... *Yoshiette slaps*, Or is it Red and Green Christmas Lin... *slapped again*.
YE1: DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!! WE HAVE A SPECIAL ADULTS ONLY CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!!
AY: Why Is it Adults only? Is it because we might be getting...
YE1: NO!!!!! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GETTING CLOSE TO WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!!!!
AY: So you're going to have no...
YE1: NOT EXACTLY, YOU DAMNED SICKO!!!!!! I'm going to have some...
DUE TO THE SEVERE ADULTERY OF THIS CONVERSATION (Part of which was censored), WE CAN'T SHOW THE REST, SO WE'RE GOING TO SHOW A BLOG INSTEAD!!!!!
WARNING!!!! THIS BLOG'S SHORTER THAN USUAL!!!!!
So the Amazing Spider-Man 2 trailer was shown, Showing... MINOR SPOILER, The sinister six, suggesting that the sinister six will be in a new Spider-Man Movie (more on that later), This interests me, since they're doing every story possible for every Super Hero Movie, Like I would love to see a proper version of the Venom Story in Live action, Since they screwed it up in Spider Man 3, but we've got plenty of movies left, heck the whole reason they started Making X-Men movies again was because Marvel wanted to make more money off of X-Men and adapt more story arcs, even though they F'd up Dark Phoenix already, But It gets crazier from here, Let's talk about the big four super hero movie universes.
First off is the very well known AVENGERS!!! They adapted the Mandrain, Abomination, Loki, and Red Skull into live action,, And as far as heroes, we've got Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Black Widow (who's not as well known as others), Hawkeye, and we've already got plans for Ant-Man, Falcon, Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver (the ladder two are also part of X-Men), wondering how they go there, watch the other movies and find out, But you don't have to go through 50 years of continuity to understand Iron Man, you can do it in just two with the movie, personally there's potential for guys like Vision, Black Panther, Wasp, Ms. Marvel, Wonder Man, name a marvel superhero under the umbrella and he (Or she) can be an avenger too. Seriously you don't have to go through years of continuity to understand Marvel, but the more movies that are released, the more confusing it becomes, but this is film, so it can be rebooted, remade, and redone.
Just think of the stories that can be done with X-Men and Spider-Man, We've already got plans for sinister six, Days of Future Past, and Apocalypse, where next, Maybe the Black suit? Phanlax? The possibilities are endless, util we get to Secret Wars, Which we can have X-Men, Avengers, Spider Man, and Fantastic Four (yes they're Rebooting that), just when Copyright holders stop being sticks in the mud about what they can do with their properties. But onto...
DC COMICS!!!!!!!!!
The only problem with the DC Cinematic universe can't develop is because... DC SUCKS AT THIS!!!! The only Comic they did well in the past 10 years was Batman, but even then they're starting off with a movie that was poorly reviewed, and wasn't the financial success they we're banking for *cough* Man of Steel *cough*, still better than Starting with Green Lantern, I just pray than Trinity is somewhat good, because it has all 3 of the big heroes, it's way better than the too good of an idea to work Batman vs Superman, But I'm a bit hopeful to see Batman VS Superman VS Wonder Woman: TRINITY!!!! If only they didn't do Flash for 2016, But I hope they do Green Lantern for some time in the near future, but I wouldn't count on any of these movies being good or bad, just wait until 2015 when the Party starts.
So that's all i have to say, see you.
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#Xmen #Apocalypse 2016!
— Bryan Singer (@BryanSinger) December 5, 2013
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