For Mature Audiences Only
Welp, this was unexpected, Happy Kinnikuman Day September 29, 2017. No Kinnikuman Retrospective for you.
Time for a Ramenman x Brocken Jr. Crossover.
Imagine this as a one shot via Jump SQ for a hypthetical Special Classic Shonen Jump Issue... If you renew your subscription or are a new subscriber of Jump SQ. and are 18+, You get the Director's Cut version...
A hundred page story about War, Sacrifice And a WHOLE LOT OF ASS WHOOPIN'.
1981: Ramenman Is in a coma and sees a vision of this:
It was 1984, The Mask clan ruled with an Iron Fist. And 2 fighters come in and 2 Chojin Vs thousands of Warsman clones, Kinnikuman dead. Terryman was being saved by out of all things, A Nazi.
Terryman: I don't want your stupid help.
Brocken Jr. was searching throuh hell & back with whole panels going through the US from post apocalyptic cities, to whole wastelands. Then on the other side of the book, you can see a mystery Figure using a gym for his Chojin Kung Fu Wrestling (passed from generation to generation). Then page 12: Brocken Jr. goes to a Chinese shrine and sees a familiar shadowed figure. He becomes Curious, so he asks, " Hi Ramenman, are you training to fight out our greatest fight yet" Ramenman nods, and the training starts, 31 years came and went, and China is in ruins because the Robin Dynasty.
2015:
Brocken Jr.: Thanks for letting me use our dojo.
Ramenman uses the Chinese Goodbye pose. Warsman clones are to much for The surviving chojin, even Wolfman/SumoYamcha gets scarred.
After seeing body upon body of mountains of Chojin, stacked on top of each other. Brocken Jr. tries to use his Red Rain of Berlin, but that's not enough (especially for the Warsman clones that can Repair themselves). He goes to Germany to meet a Teenage human wannabe chojin who calls herself Brocken III.
Brocken Jr.: Look you're not in the Brocken clan.
Brocken III: I'm sorry but I spent years learning the Red Rain of Berlin, so can I help?
Brocken Jr.: Sure, just don't yourself that anymore.
Brocken Jr. and his aid "Bloodwoman" (now in a Doronjo style outfit) go through whole towns off Humans afraid of chojin. Then at the 40th page they reunite with Ramenman. Only in a shack, nude, and only having one arm..
Bloodwoman: Ramenman, why are you like this?
Brocken Jr.: I'll Give you a hint, notice the scar on his back?
Brocken Jr. Gives his jacket to Ramenman to put around his waist. Ramenman, Brocken and Bloodwoman Head to The Mask Dynasty fortress.and they fall into a Anything goes Inferno Battle to the death With Warsman and a mysterious Figure with a Sapphire Mask, a Barracuda Mask style, and drinking a glass of wine. and at page 49, the fight starts. Only Brocken's team has 3 members, yet Mask's Team has two. Warsman starts with a double bear claw and Damages Brocken Jr's Jacket. Warsman Notices His swastika's are gone, so He offers a ceasefire, but once Warsman's hand reaches Brocken Jr's hand, he uses a bear claw on Brocken's middle finger, Later Warsman uses his Palo Special, in and attempt to break his back. Then Ramenman enters the ring, gets Warsman off of Brocken Jr. With a new technique known as Corkscrew Dragon Kick. After that, he uses a Camel Clutch on Warsman breaking his spine, and Finally knocks Warsman's mask off with a Leg Lariat.
Ramenman: I need you to do a forbidden technique known as the Double Leg Lariat, with me.
Ramenman and Brocken Jr. Use said technique on Warsman. Warsman dies, but Brocken Jr. dies of Exhaustion... Kevin Mask enters the ring and so does Bloodwoman. . They try the Double Leg Lariat twice, once when The enter the ring only to be blocked by Kevin Mask. Ramenman uses Brocken Jr's Red Rain of Berlin, but Kevin Deflects Every hit. Then Kevin Mask uses his Big Ben Burst, and a Tower Bridge for good measure. At the last minute, Bloodwoman is offered Kinnikuman's Kajiba no Kuso Chikara. She uses it and effectively uses a Double Leg Lariat with Ramenman, Piercing through Kevin mask's mask. Ramenman Dies of exhaustion. Kevin Mask, Bloodwoman that he killed Robin Mask over a plan to Psychotically kill any chojin the the Warsman clones missed and killing those who weren't doing a good job. Bloodwoman dies too and Kevin Mask Dies lasts, and on a over view of a blood filled mat, the text "War never ends, Once war starts we never win..."
Did you like this (or at least tolerate it)? Tell me, I'm hoping to Have my fan pitch for a Kamen Rider Ex-Aid adaptation (I thnk it can work) ready late October? Consider joining my new Shonen Jump FB group as well as my Patreon. I'll produce actual content, so no worries there, Otherwise enjoy Kinnikuman Day for September 2017.
No comments:
Post a Comment