It's pizza night at the Yoshi place and we're watching a Power Rangers episode. Yeah, I don't know about you, but Turbo is kind of an underrated gem as far as Power Rangers, It wasn't the greatest, but it had that Power Rangers logic turned to the MAX, and also Carranger kind of SUCKED!!!! Anyway let's watch a Power Rangers Episode I remember from my Childhood...
SO THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH DIVATOX USING SOME KIND OF GIZMO WHICH TELEPORTS MATTER TO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!! SHE USES IT ON PORTO AFTER IT MISSES A PIRANHATRON (AND WE STILL WONDER WHY THESE THINGS ARE PATHETIC), AND IT MOVES HIM BARELY 3 FEET!!!! DIVATOX IS TWEAKING THE DEVICE AND RYGOG & ELGAR ARE MAKING FUN OF HER!!!! DIVATOX FIRES LASERS FROM HER EYES, MISSES THEM, AND TURNS ONE OF THE PRANHATRONS INTO AN DONKEY, TALK ABOUT THEM BEING AN ASS!!!! DIVATOX AIMS FOR ANOTHER PIRANHATRON BUT ENDS UP FIRING AT HER!!!! THE OTHER 3 VILLAINS ARE CONFUSED AT WHERE SHE MIGHT BE AND SHE ENDS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SURPRISED THE CIVILIANS DON'T REACT TO HER WEIRD OUTFIT, I MEAN HALLOWEENS OVER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PART OF A LAS VEGAS CASINO!!!! ANYWAY, OPENING ROLLS, AND CARLOS IS ASKING JUSTIN FOR DATING ADVICE!!!! REALLY? ASKING A KID WHO HASN'T GONE THROUGH PUBERTY YET FOR DATING ADVICE!!!! THE TWO SEE A SOCCER GAME AND DECIDE TO JOIN IN!!!! DIVATOX GOES TO A PIZZA PARLOR AND WE SEE BULK & SKULL GETTING READY TO DELIVER PIZZAS (GEE I WONDER HOW WELL THAT'S GOING TO TURN OUT)!!!! DIVATOX STARTS EATING PIZZAS LIKE CRAZY, THE OWNER ASKS FOR MONEY AFTER EATING A PIZZA AND DIVATOX STARTS WORKING FOR MAD MIKE'S PIZZA PARLOR!!!! THE THREE STOOGES (AKA PORTO, RYGOG, AND ELGAR) ARE THINKING OF WAYS TO FIND DIVATOX, AND THEY DECIDE TO GO EAT SOME PIZZA!!!! NOW WE GET SOME AWESOME JUNIOR SOCCER GAME ACTION!!!! BULK AND SKULL ARE DROPPING PIZZAS LEFT AND RIGHT, THEY END UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, AND THEN THEY START EATING PIZZAS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DELIVER THEM FOR CRAP!!!! DIVATOX IS TASTE TESTING PIZZAS, WE ALSO SEE A GIRL WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT NERDY CHICK FROM JUNGLE FURY, THEY BOTH WORK AT PIZZA PLACES, COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THEY WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH?! THE MANAGER IS CALLING ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS, PORTO COMES TO THE RESTAURANT IN THE MOST DEAD ON GIVEAWAY THAT HE'S A MONSTER EVER!!!! PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING THAT THERE'S BITES IN THEIR PIZZAS, AND PORTO TRIES TO GET DIVATOX BACK ON THEIR SIDE!!!! THEY KIDS COME TO MAD MIKE'S AND GET READY TO EAT!!!! JUSTIN AND ANOTHER KID WHO WE WON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTIME SOON GO TO THE GAME SECTION!!!! CARLOS IS ORDERING MUSHROOM PIZZA, ORANGE SODA (INSERT KENAN AND KEL REFERENCE HERE), LEMONADE, AND WATER!!!! THE THREE VILLAINS DISCUSS THEIR PLANS TO GET DIVATOX BACK AND DESTROY THE RANGERS, THEY CREATE MAD MIKE, A PIZZA MONSTER!!!! DIVATOX GET'S YELLED AT FOR EATING THE PIZZAS WHEN SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO, MEANWHILE MAD MIKE IS ATTACKING DELIVERY MEN WITH PIZZAS!!!! ALPHA CALLS IN THE RANGERS AND DIVATOX IS CLEANING UP THE PLACE!!!! SHE'S FIGHTING ELGAR AND ENDS UP FIRING EYE LASERS AT HERSELF MAKING HER REMEMBER EVERYTHING!!!! THE VILLAINS GO BACK TO THE SUB AND DIVATOX HAS A "U MAD" MOMENT!!!! AT THE COMMAND CENTER DIMITRIA TELLS THE POWER RANGERS THAT THEY GOT A NEW WEAPON, THE TURBINE LASER!!!! THE RANGERS MORPH AND TELL MAD MIKE THAT THEY'RE GOING TO TOSS HIS SALAD... YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE FUNNIER THAN ME ALREADY MADE FUN OF THIS LINE, SO I WON'T!!!! MAD MIKE IS THROWING PIZZAS AT THE RANGERS AND LIGHTNING CRUISER AND STORM BLASTER COME IN AND SAVE THE DAY, BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR EVIL PIZZAS TO CONTROL THEM!!!! THE RANGERS ARE BEING CHASED BY THEIR OWN WHEELS AND THEN THEY GET PUT IN AN GIANT OVEN THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS PURCHASED FROM JAPAN!!!! MAD MIKE THROWS MORE INGREDIENTS TO THE POWER RANGERS PIZZA, AND THE BLUE SENTURION COMES IN AND FACES MAD MIKE!!!! HE TRIES TO GET THE POWER RANGERS OUT OF THE PIZZA BUT THE TWO CONTROLLED CARS COME IN, AND GET'S BEATEN UP BY THEM!!!! MAD MIKE STARTS TO EAT THE POWER RANGERS PIZZA WHILE THE RANGERS ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT!!!! MEANWHILE, THE BLUE SENTURION USES A STOP LIGHT TO GET RID OF THOSE EVIL PIZZAS (HEY I NEVER SAID POWER RANGERS HAD TO MAKE SENSE, HELL I'M PRETTY SURE THE WRITING MAKES FUN OF ITSELF)!!!! AFTER THAT HE SHOOTS MAD MIKE, AND GET'S THE POWER RANGERS OUT OF THE PIZZA!!!! THE TEAM BEATS UP MAD MIKE, CALLS IN THE TURBINE LASER, AND DEFEATED MAD MIKE IN ROUND 1!!!! THE VILLAINS FIRE THE HORRIBLE LOOKING CGI TORPEDOES, AND THAT CAUSES THE MONSTER TO GROW!!!! THE BLUE SENTURION CALLS ROBO RACER AND IT TURNS FROM A CAR TO A ROBOT!!!! HE'S GETTING BEAT UP WHEN THE TURBO MEGAZORD COMES IN AND FIGHTS BACK!!!! BOTH ROBOTS USE THEIR FINISHERS AND THE MONSTER GOES STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! SO THE EPISODE ENDS WITH ELGAR BEING TRANSPORTED TO OUTSIDE THE SUBMARINE USING THE GIZMO DIVATOX FIRED, AND ELGAR IS BEING CHASED BY A SHARK!!!! END CREDITS ROLL!!!!
THAT WAS A WEIRD EPISODE, BUT A REAL ENTERTAINING ONE!!!! Besides Power Rangers doesn't have to make sense to be entertaining. I Give this 3 Mad Mike Pizza Boxes out of 4.
Now back to watching toku. See you next time.
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