Gaming Bits: Conker: A Story of a Deconstruction of the Mascot Platformer

Before we begin, we are talking about Mature Rated games, while I'll be trying to keep this segment family friendly, reader discretion is still advised...

I don't know about you, But I love the 3D Platformer, It was the #1 genre of the N64, My favorite console of all time. It had games like Super Mario 64, Crash Bandicoot 1-3, Sonic Adventure 1 & 2, Spyro 1-3, Croc 1 & 2, Ape Escape Series, Banjo-Kazooie series, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank series, Sly Cooper Series, Donkey Kong 64, heck I have fond memories of That Toy Story 2 game that always was a tad bit hard at times for me (then again I was 6 at the time and the pinnacle of my gamer life was Kirby 64), I even have nostalgia for games you wouldn't exacly consider Traditional Platformers like the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series (think about it for more than a rash reaction with Picard from Star Trek: Next generation facepalming with a cutesy poo "I'll just leave this here...") and Super Monkey Ball. But one game satnds out as one of the most interesting and one of my favorite Rareware games of all time, That was the deconstruction of the genre known as Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Blip's going to be gone soon, Why am I not Surprised?

Well this was bound to happen, a few days after Superman beat Goku again (which I completely expected because simply put Goku can get upgrades until the end of time, he'll just be to flawed to compete with godlike Superman), Disney/Maker is closing blip.tv on the 20th of next month. Why am I not Surprised?

My quick thoughts on Ant-Man...

ATATATATA!!!!! 3-Hit Combo!!!!

Short version: Ant-Man is the best marvel movie since Captain America 2, A-, Take the kids, a ton of easter eggs to find for longtime Marvel Fans. Long version, Well, since you aksed...

Talking about Sailor Moon Crystal Arc 2 *SPOILERS*...

ATATATATA!!!!!! 2-HIT COMBO!!!!!!

So let's talk about Sailor Moon Crystal Arc 2: The Black Moon Clan arc... This might be shorter than the last time I talked about the series, just because I talked about the basic jist of the series, and the Black Moon Arc in separate blogs of their own. consider this an addendum to the last crystal blog, and talking about any differences between Sailor Moon R and the version of that arc presented here...

A Midsummer's Update...

Time for this summer's big update blog... The future of Gaming Bits, Kinnikuman Retrospective, and everything in between all in one blog...

Gaming Bits: Banjo-Kazooie

KNOCK ON THE SCREEN, GIGGLE WITH GLEE... BAAAAAAAAAAANJO-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!! A 1, 2, 3, 4!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S A BEAR WHO WEARS A NECKLACE, SORT OF SWEET, SORT OF RECKLESS, WEARS A BAG AND DOESN'T HIDE IT, KEEPS A LITTLE BIRD INSIDE!!!!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!! HERE'S A WITH NAMED GRUNTILDA (STRONG RESEMBLENCE TO BROOM-HILDA), KIDNAPS BANJO'S SISTER TOOTY WITH A PLAN TO STEAL HER BEAUTY!!!!! I WANT TO PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!! THIS IS KAZOOIE, SHE CAN TALK IN BIRD WORDS, THIS LITTLE BACKPACK'S FILLED WITH HER BIRD TURDS!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANJO, BANJO, BANJO AND KAZOOIE!!!!!!! THIS GUY'S MUMBO (HE CAN MAKE YOU BIG OR LITTLE), FROM WHAT I HEAR, HE PLAYS A XYLOPHONE AND FIDDLE!!!! PLAY THAT FIDDLE, PLAY THAT FIDDLE, I COULD GO FOR A MCGRIDDLE!!!!!! HERE WE'VE GOT A BIRD WITH SMALL BUT SMART EGGS, KIND OF FUNNY HOW SHE BOTH COUGHS AND FARTS EGGS (BOTH OF HER HOLES HAVE EGGS THAT CAN'T BE HEALTHY)!!!!! PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO, PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO!!!!!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!! PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO, PLAY THAT F***ING FIDDLE MUMBO!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!! FIGHT WITH CARROT, KICK IT WITH A TURTLE CHOIR, BANJO'S A BEAR WITH QUESTIONABLE DAY ATTIRE, IS SHE A PARROT (MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE)!!!!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!!!!! OOH-DELLALLY!!!!! BANJO-KAZOOIE, WHAT A @#!$ING GAME!!!!!!!!!

Kinnikuman Retrospective: 20th Chojin Olympics Arc: Part 2

56k Beware and Spoilers Ahead

Continued from Part 1...