Showing posts with label Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2016

My quick thoughts on TMNT 2012: Trans-Dimensional Turtles...

ATATATATA!!!!!! 2-HIT COMBO!!!!!!

This is how Power Rangers Super Megaforce's Legendary battle should've been. I said six million times that I'm no Big fan of the Ninja Turtles, but this was spectacular.


Saturday, September 12, 2015

My quick thoughts on the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie

ATATATATA!!!!!! 2-HIT COMBO!!!!!!



TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
TURTLES ARE IN A NEW MOVIE,
AND IT F**KING SUCKS!

THIS IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE CRAPPIEST PIECE TURTLES MEDIA!
(UNWATCHABLE TOO!)
I'D RATHER WATCH THE NEXT MUTATION AGAIN WHILE BEING EATEN BY A KAPPA!
(EPIC FACEPALM!)
IT WAS DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY,
SO YOU JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FROZEN S**T BISCUT!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
SPLINTER GETS KILLED HALFWAY INTO IT,
BECAUSE HE'S A TOTAL ASS!
(I ALWAYS HATED THAT RAT!)
LEONARDO'S BLAND
DONTATELLO'S NERDINESS IS REAL CRASS!
(HE'S PRETTY MUCH URKEL!)
RAPHAEL IS A PLAIN ASS DOUCHE!
(HE'S ALSO AN ASS!)
MICHELANGELO IS LECHY LOOCH!
(CAN THAT EVEN BE A THING?!)
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
THIS MOVIE SUCKS BALLS,
BURN IT WITH FIRE!


Saturday, June 6, 2015

Mighty Morphin' Saint Seiya Turtle Rangers! Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend review

Last week, I talked about Beast Wars, My favorite interpretation of transformers. this week I'll be talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, A franchise I never particularly cared for...



Growing up, I was never a big TMNT fan, I watched the show and movies from time to time in my 20 years of existence, but I was never what you'd call a fan. Never watched the show religiously, Never collected the merchandise or toys, I personally feel like the Power Rangers and Pokemon made a bigger to me. There is one legendarily WTF piece of Turtles history that always intrigued me, No not the concert, any of the movies, or even the Next Mutation (which I have to talk about sometime), I'm talking about the Legendary presumed to be lost for years anime, Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend...