Goodbye Ninninger, Hello Zyuohger

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In honor of Zyuohger existing, Here are my top 5 jokes I can make about the series...

#1:

Zyuohger! Zyuohger! The Legendary Warriors! Zyuohger! Zyuohger! A Hope that runs through Dimesions! DOBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!!!!

#2:
Dobutsu Sentai Legohger!

#3:

Eagle, Shark, Lion! Eagle, Shark, Lion! Our spirits are blazing too! Follow the sun! (Sun! Sun!) Catch the Sun! (Sun! Sun!) TAIYOU SENTAI... SUNOHGER!!!!

#4:

Press A, Then A+Quarter Circle Down-right to do KING SWORD ZYUOH GIRI!!!!!

#5:

It's been half a year since the trademark was filed, and I still want a bug themed Sentai. #IMSOENTITLED *Trollface.jpg*

BREAKING NEWS: #NINJARANGERSCONFIRMEDAGAIN

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

My quick thoughts on the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie

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ATATATATA!!!!!! 2-HIT COMBO!!!!!!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TURTLES ARE IN A NEW MOVIE,

AND IT F**KING SUCKS!

THIS IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE CRAPPIEST PIECE TURTLES MEDIA!

(UNWATCHABLE TOO!)

I'D RATHER WATCH THE NEXT MUTATION AGAIN WHILE BEING EATEN BY A KAPPA!

(EPIC FACEPALM!)

IT WAS DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY,

SO YOU JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FROZEN S**T BISCUT!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

SPLINTER GETS KILLED HALFWAY INTO IT,

BECAUSE HE'S A TOTAL ASS!

(I ALWAYS HATED THAT RAT!)

LEONARDO'S BLAND

DONTATELLO'S NERDINESS IS REAL CRASS!

(HE'S PRETTY MUCH URKEL!)

RAPHAEL IS A PLAIN ASS DOUCHE!

(HE'S ALSO AN ASS!)

MICHELANGELO IS LECHY LOOCH!

(CAN THAT EVEN BE A THING?!)

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

THIS MOVIE SUCKS BALLS,

BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Goodbye ToQGer, Hello Ninninger...

NANANA NINGER, NINGER NINGER NINGER!!!!!!!! NINNINGER NINGER NINGER!!!!!!!! NINNINGER NINGER NINGER NINGER!!!!!!! SHURIKENN SENTAI NINNIIIIINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time for the how I enjoyed the Last Sentai series, how I'm enjoying the new Sentai series. This year we'll be talking the child like adorableness of ToQGer and the Action Packed NINNINNINNINNINNINNINNINNINNINGER!!!!!!!