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AFTER THAT!!!!!
Expect the long Awaited Ohranger Movie review sometime in September... That's really the best closing I can give this blog...
Much better, Here's my review of the ole ohranger review...
THE MOVIE BEGINS WITH THE TOEI LOGO (WAVES AND ROCKS!!!!!), BUT THE REAL MOVIE BEGINS WITH ACHA AND BULLDONT SETTING UP A MOVIE STUDIO!!!!! THE OHRANGERS CHASE AFTER THE CAMERA VULTURE WITH COOL CREDITS POWERED TO THE OHRANGER THEME!!!! OLE!!!!! THE VILLAINS ARE FLYING AS A KID IS BULLIED!!!! ANOTHER KID IS BULLIED AND KIDS ARE DISAPPEARING!!!! ACHA SENDS OUT FLYERS FOR BULLDONT'S MOVIE, THE OHRANGERS OBSERVE AS MORE KIDS ARE TAKEN!!!!! THE OHRANGERS FOLLOW THE VULTURE AS THEY MEET AN OLD LADY WITH A HITLER MUSTACHE WHO TURNS OUT TO BE A BARLO SOLDIER!!!! A LOCK MONSTER APPEARS AND THE KIDS ARE SUMMONED TO THE SET!!!!! THE SET HAS EYES ON TV SCREENS (WHY?)!!!!!! ACHA INTRODUCES THE KIDS TO THE SET!!!!! THE KIDS USE A ROLLER COASTER SIMULATION THEN, A TRAIN COMES AND IT'S SUSPICIOUS!!!!! A CAT STOP LIGHT MONSTER APPEARS!!!! THE OHRANGERS ARRIVE TO THE STUDIO AND BULLDONT'T PLANS HIS EVIL SCHEME!!!! THE TRAIN ARRIVES AT IT'S STOP, AND GOES ON SOME MORE!!!!!! THE KIDS GET ON A BUS, AND THE TRAIN DISAPPEARS, A PUMPKIN MONSTER APPEARS FROM THE TROJAN HORSE, AND THE OHRANGERS ARE GETTING FULL ON ATTACKED!!!!! THE PUMPKIN MONSTER FIGHTS OHBLUE AND OHGREEN!!! OHPINK HENSHINS AND OHRED AND OHYELLOW FIGHT THE CAT MONSTER AND TRANSFORM!!! A TRAIN IS ABOUT RUN THEM OVER WHEN A FAUCET MONSTER APPEARS WITH A ROGER RABBIT STYLE FAUCET MOUTH, AND A CGI FAUCET PENIS!!!! (YOU CAN:T MAKE THAT UP THAT'S REALLY HOW TOEI DESIGNED HIM) BARANOIA ATTACKS THE KIDS!!!!! THE BUS GOES OUT OF CONTROL AND SENDS CHICKENS TO THE OHRANGER'S LOCATION!!!! THE OHRANGERS TAKE BARANOIA'S HORSES AND CHASE AFTER THE BUS, GINGAMAN STYLE!!!!! THE OHRANGERS SAVE THE KIDS FROM THE BUS, AND THEY NOW HAVE TO SAVE THEM FROM A FRAGILE BRIDGE, WHICH THEY DO!!!!! BARANOIA'S CELEBRATING THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!! THE OHRANGERS ENTER A NEW SCENE IN A WARZONE!!!! THEY SEE MANY FAKES AND BARLOS SEND MORE KIDS TO A PRISON!!!!! ACHA OBSERVES THE PRISON AND BARLOS SEND THE KIDS TO BE EXECUTED!!!! THE KIDS TRY TO FIGHT BACK, BUT IT'S GOING PRETTY BAD FOR THEM THE OHRANGERS COME TO THE RESCUE AND ROLL CALL!!!! THE OHRANGERS FIGHT SOME BARLOS WHILE BEING POWERED TO THE OHRANGER THEME!!!!! THE FOUR MONSTERS ATTACK, AND WHEN THEY ARE FINISHED THE FUSE AND GROW INTO A TRAIN MONSTER (HOW?)!!! THE OHRANGERS COMBINE THEIR MECHS WITH A POPING SOUND FOR SKY PHOENIX!!!! THE MECH AND MONSTER FIGHT, AND OH RED SAVES THE KIDS FROM THE TRAIN!!!! AND IF YOU'VE SEEN MY PREVIOUS MINI REVIEW, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES, ONLY THE MONSTER TURNS HUMAN SIZE, RUNS AND GROWS!!!! ACHA AND BULLDONT VENTS ABOUT HIS LOSS, AND THE BULLIES CONTINUE THEY'RE THING AND THE GIRL FIGHTS BACK WITH A SAILOR MOON REFERENCE (BECAUSE IT RAN THE SAME NIGHT AS OHRANGER IN THE 90s!!!!!)!!!! AND THE FILM ENDS WITH THE KIDS GOING HOME HAPPY WITH GOOFY HIJINX FOR THE CREDITS!!!!!!
One question, WHAT WAS THAT?! It starts out badass, then turns into a kid appeal movie with adult elements. Parts of it are better than the Zeo Episode, but I have to give this one a WTF Camera Tricks out of 4. Screw you it's a number because I said so!!!!!
Now that I got this review out of the way, I feel like I got a huge burden off my back. Tune in Power Rangers Day 2017 to SHIFT IN-TO TUR-BO!!!!!
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