Happy 23rd anniversary Power Rangers, How will I celebrate this momentous occasion? By reviewing another Power Rangers episode, but now it's a Zeo Episode, how coincidental that I'm reviewing a Zeo episode as Ohranger's getting a DVD release by Shout! Factory... This particular episode of Zeo is based off the Ohranger movie, which I should definitely review sooner rather than later... But anyway, It's time to go Zeo and get your Popcorn ready because it's... Invasion of the Ranger Snatchers!!!!!
THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH THE INTRO... ZEEEEEEEEOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ZEO!!!! STRONGER THAN BEFORE!!!!! GO ZEO!!!!!!! POWERED UP FOR MORE!!!!!!! GO ZEO!!!!!!!! I'M DONE BUT ONTO THE REAL EPISODE!!!!!!!! THE ACTUAL EPISODE BEGINS AS 2 SUPER HEROES FIGHT 3 MONSTERS ON A MOVIE SET!!!!! THE HERO WITH A PORNO MUSTACHE ARGUES WITH THE DIRECTOR, THE RANGERS DISCUSS THE MOVIE AS THEY ARE EXTRAS IN IT, AND BULK, SKULL, AND STONE APPEAR!!!!! THEY BEGIN TAKING FOOD AS PRINCE SPROCKET START MAKING HIS OWN MOVIE!!!!! ROCKY WANTS A BIGGER ROLE IN TH MOVIE AS TOMMY AND ADAN ARE WORKING OUT!!!! ROCKY ENDS UP GETTING A ROLE IN THE MOVIE, BULK AND SKULL HAVE A BANANA AS SOME COGS APPEAR AND GET READY TO STEAL THE COSTUMES!!!! THE COGS ARE INADVERTENTLY MADE PART OF THE MOVIE AND THE PORNO MUSTACHE GUY TRIES TO ATTACK THE COGS ONLY TO HURT HIS FIST!!!!! ROCKY, NOW A PART OF HE MOVIE, SAVES THE ACTOR FROM THE COGS AND THEY STEAL THE COSTUMES!!!! THE RANGERS GO AFTER THE COGS AND MORPH!!!!! ZORDON TELLS THE RANGERS THE SITUATION, AND THE RANGERS GO JOIN UP WITH THE OTHER 3 RANGERS WHILE BILLY GOES BACK TO THE COMMAND CENTER!!!!! THE RANGERS FIGHT THE COGS TO SOME ROCKIN' 90's TUNES JUST BEFORE VIDEO VULTURE TAKES THEM TO THE BACK LOT OF PRINCE SPROCKET'S MOVIE!!!! THE RANGERS TRY TO ESCAPE, BUT END UP DISTORTING THE WORLD!!!!! BILLY TRY TO FIND THE RANGERS, AS SPROCKET GETS READY FOR THE FIRST SCENE OF THE MOVIE!!!! THE RANGERS EXPLORE THE BACKLOT, AS ZEO RANGERS 2 AND 5 ARE SUMMONED TO THE SET!!!!! THE 2 RANGERS FIGHT A FAUCET MONSTER ONE WHO CAN TURN HIS MOUTH INTO A ROGER RABBIT STYLE CARTOON WHEN HE EXTENDS IT!!!! AND WHY IS THERE AN EYE ON THE TV SCREEN ON THE SET?!? BILLY SENDS A TRANSMISSION TO SPROCKET'S STUDIO AND THE RANGERS GO SAVE THE OTHER RANGERS!!!! AN OUT OF CONTROL BUS SENDS CHICKENS TO THE SET (WHY?), AND THE RANGERS GO AFTER THE BUS!!!!! THE ZEO RANGERS PLAY THEIR BEST GINGAMAN AND GO AFTER THE BUS ON HORSES!!!!, THE FAKE DRIVER EXPLODES, AND THE PEOPLE ARE SAVED JUST AS THE BUS EXPLODES!!!! THE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR (BECAUSE THEIR ILLUSIONS OR HOSTAGES WHO WERE SAVED? I DON'T KNOW)!!!! KLANK SENDS SOME NEW STORYBOARDS WITH JAPANESE WRITING TO PRINCE SPROCKET, AND USES HIS SLATE BOARD WHICH ALSO HAS JAPANESE WRITING!!!!!! A SHOWER MONSTER, THE FAUCET MONSTER EARLIER, THE PUMPKIN MONSTER FROM EARLIER, AND A CAT STOPLIGHT MONSTER MERGE INTO THE TRAIN MONSTER FROM EARLIER (SOMEHOW?)!!!!!! KLANK AND ORBUS MAKE THE MONSTER GROW AND IT'S MEGAZORD TIME!!!!!! THE MEGAZORD IS FORMED!!!!!!! THE TRAIN MONSTER TURNS INTO AN ACTUAL TRAIN (AGAIN, SOMEHOW?), AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE RANGERS!!!!! THE RANGERS DESTROY THE BRIDGE AND SEND THE MONSTER TO HIS DOOM!!!! THE MACHINE EMPIRE ARE UPSET AT THEIR FAILURE!!!! ROCKY, TANYA, AND KATHERINE TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE, THEN SKULL AS SORT OF A STUNTMAN GETS SPRAYED WITH SOME PROP ALIEN GOO, AND THE EPISODE END WITH THE END OF THE SHOW LAUGH CLICHE AND SOME BLOOPERS!!!!!
This episode's weird, but It's that surreal type of weird that made The Pizza Episode of Turbo So amazing to me, It's a cute episode though, but it's best enjoyed if you're on LSD (#NOTCONDONINGANYDRUGUSEBYANYONE) This Episode gets 2.75 Slate Boards with Japanese Writing out of 4.
Expect the long Awaited Ohranger Movie review sometime in September... That's really the best closing I can give this blog...
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